Daydreaming about hot Florida summers by the pool. ☀️🌊🏖️🕶️👙

I shouldn't have to even say this, but just because I post sexy pictures, it doesn't mean I want YOUR sexy pictures. In my DMs OR in my comments. If I wanted to see if, I'd go to your page or ask you for them. This seems like common sense, but here we are.

What You Should Know: ⤷ I am 43 & HAPPILY MARRIED ⤷ I am a softcore content creator ⤷ I don't mind chatting but KEEP IT FRIENDLY & RESPECTFUL ⤷ Demi-pan ⤷ Childless by choice ⤷ Crazy cat lady ⤷ Lover of music, true crime & paranormal horror ⤷ Content ≠ Consent

I finally got my shit together and made a linktree so you can find me everywhere. ^-^ linktr.ee/sirenwithspa...

This counts for #thighsthursday right?

I was thinking that I'd post the second one today because it's a shot I've always loved. Then I woke up this morning and realized I was wearing the same shirt (accidentally! Subconsciously?) So, on this Tuesday, the day of the 🍒 I submit to you these pictures. 🙏🏻 #tittytuesday

So, I'm going to start offering paid content on my free OnlyFans again. It will be a slow start, and a lot of it will be older content from my archive, but if you're interested in following me on this new chapter, you can sub for free here: onlyfans.com/sirenwithspa...

Good morning ☀️ and happy Friday 🥳

Guys... Ok so the green hair was fun but this? This is ICONIC. I am so. In. Love.

Just a side note: I post a lot more over on Threads day to day, so if you want more of my unhinged brain as well as my body, you can follow me there, too: www.threads.com/@passion.riot

Happy #TittyTuesday to anyone who celebrates. This is my evil twin. 😏

This looks like an old photo you'd find in a box in your dad's closet with some playboy magazines. 😂

Check out my BlueSky receipt at bskypt.vercel.app/sirenwithsparkles.bsky.social

Since Bluesky won't let me post the whole thing in one go, you can read it on the second slide.

Happy #TummyTuesday to those who celebrate. ˆᵕˆ

Day 4 of reminding you that there is no “right” way for you to exist in your body. You do not need to reside in a body that has a certain shape, or that looks a certain way. continued below ↓↓↓

Happy #MonochromeMonday, friends.

Bodies are different, not “right" or "wrong." We need to stop looking at our physical appearance as something that needs to be fixed & look at it as just another unique attribute of ourselves. Our bodies do not make up our worth. They are simply the container to our true selves. #bodypositivity

I can't be bothered to write a proper intro but please know: » I don't do content anymore » I am happily married in a monogamous relationship » I don't owe you replies if you give me weird vibes kthxbai 🫶🏻

Day 2 of reminding you that you don't need to be built a certain way to wear certain clothes. You have a body? You can wear the clothes. 🫶🏻 #bodypositive #chubby #whothehellcares

I finally caught Lily playing fetch with me. 🥹 #cats #catsofbsky #catlady

It's PICKLE RIIIIICK 🥒

If you see this, share something monochromatic 🖤

just your reminder that you can be both fat AND cute. Two things can be true. 🙂‍↕️🫶🏻

One of my ADHD meds is in patch-form because I am apparently a delicate flower and my body can't handle regular shit normally. Pros: it helps a ton in conjunction with my other meds. Cons: it makes my hips look like this when I take them off at night. :( The things we do to be able to exist.

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Wow, today is my 9th workiversary. This is the second longest job I've had, and I'm kind of surprised I've made it this long.

It's been a while since I was woken up in the middle of the night in so much pain that I had to lay on the bathroom floor, but here we are. I fucking hate my stomach and I am so tired.

You know what's frustrating? Not wanting to see adult content on my feed but also my old posts contain adult content so if I block adult content I can no longer see my own profile. 😑

not quite evil

This is Lily. Lily is our newest edition. Lily is 6 months old and has not fully figured out how her body works yet. 😂 #cats

Hey 👋🏻 So, I decided to come back. Instead of using my new account, I'm just gonna stay here. For the record, I'm no longer doing content & while I'll continue to follow NSFW friends, I will be muting you from my feed. Nothing personal. ‹𝟹 I feel like I will have more freedom here than threads.

Just FYI I'm about ready to walk away from social media all together. It's becoming more and more obvious I am not wanted here. I don't know why, but I'm fucking tired. I don't even know what that comment could have possibly been and why it was removed.

Snap shut me down again. For absolutely no fucking reason because I hadn't even posted anything remotely against their "guidelines." This will make time 8. This after my main threads account being shut down this morning. Don't fucking talk to me.

I have a dumb question: on snap, is it safer to share spicy pics in DMs vs posting to private list? Is there a difference in censoring? Also, how the hell do you DM multiple people the same snap at once? God I feel old.

Welp, my Threads account got suspended again. Which is ironic because I haven't posted so much as a thirst trap since I announced I was no longer doing CC. Meta is a fucking joke. Social media is biased and censors the wrong shit in general. How disappointing.

Everyone please report @madchenmund.bsky.social because their feed is nothing but children. 🤬🤮

My life 🙃

Since I'm not doing content anymore, I snuck into Snap again to see if maybe I can last longer than a week now. 🙄 Add me! www.snapchat.com/add/this.cat...

It's been a while since I've posted this view...

Thinking about sleeping in tomorrow. Yay day off!

I went ahead and deleted a bunch of media posts from my feed to try and get away from the explicit tag on my account. If you happen to see a post that is still around, please let me know!

So, uh, how does one return from the depths of NSFW Bsky? I don't want to turn off the adult feature because I don't mind seeing SOME. I guess I need to check out the settings on here.

Boring but comfy outfit for Ketamine Treatment today. #ootd

Happy #MonochromeMonday friends! Geoff was very interested in what I was doing. 😺 #cats

This is what depression looks like. This pile of clean clothes has been building for the last 2 wks. Every day it becomes more overwhelming. Today I am trying to work on it 1 laundry basket at a time. I wanted to let you know that I see you, I understand you, and I don't judge how you struggle. 🫶🏼

When your Halloween decorations start looking a little too real. 🐈‍⬛😂 #cats #crazycatlady #halloween

I may be done doing content, but I could never deprive you of some thick thighs on a Thursday. #thighsthursday

Sharing the below PSA that I posted in my server, since there have been a lot of questions about it:

I am going to go to work not wearing a bra because it ruins the dress. I NEVER go out without a bra. Wish me luck! 🤞🏼