Rooting for BRING BACK THE WALTZ in the overall standings, because I too am begging the powers at be to bring back the waltz. (And the way the men keep wronging me, I’d prefer to ignore my own overall standing ✌🏻)

Biggest congratulations to Jade!!! We love to see excellent books find great homes! 💜

Women’s free!! Ruiyang Zhang I’ve never seen you skate before this comp but I knew I was right to put you on my fantasy team 🙂‍↕️ Some really nice jumps and moments in that!! I hope she can keep growing and we see her more!! #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Took a break to feed myself and do Responsible Adult chores, and now I’m ready to watch the free dance! May it be less painful than last week! #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Okay let’s get this over with, men’s free skate 😅 (Already thrilled that Jacob has a *much* better costume than whatever he was using during the challengers. Let’s see how long my happiness lasts!!) #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

The opening pose made me think oh they’re telling their story from the last few years! — Sui dragging Han off the ground and saying you will be skating with me again 👑 #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

While the second group of pairs warm up, someone tell me the order I should watch the FD, women, and men if I want to go from most to least painful 😂 I haven’t seen any scores or placements yet and I want to plan my day accordingly. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Okay women, heal me from the trauma of that men’s event!! ✌🏻 #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

I haven’t seen the men’s final scores yet and I think I’ll watch them and then the women because I have a feeling the men will hurt my soul and the women will then cleanse it 🙂‍↕️ #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

God bless these Italian teams for just going FULL Italian this season!! #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

M/B — not sure why we needed to start in a headstand but other than that great program!! (And I appreciate a deranged pair girl. Thinking about her recent interview where she said I will be skating until I win an OGM, don’t care how long it takes or what he thinks 😂) #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

“Don’t try that at home and if you do make sure you have a crash helmet on” 😂😂 #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Zhang/Huang 🔥🔥🔥 God bless Chinese pairs!!! (And thank you KMT for teaching us the history of the Chinese pairs program this summer because considering how the program started compared to now is truly remarkable) #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Sui/Han wow wow wow!!! This program is SO well choreographed. And that THROWWW 😍😍 #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Going to try and get caught up on the RDs before the pairs start because the men are frankly none of my business at this hour. #2025GPCHN #GPFigure

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

And now getting caught up on the men! I haven’t looked at the scores in advance so I’m ready to be happy and/or horrified by whatever happened! ✌🏻 #GPFigure #GPFRA

Catching up on the free dances!! Emily & Ian: I like their white crow (I like LaLa’s better). Refreshing to see a blue dress for this music!! The opening lift was beautiful Loved Lagouge’s dress — that looks fun to skate in! #GPFigure #GPFRA

The first half of Ilia’s program is so nice and well-choreographed. The music cut makes NO sense and feels like it’s just a vehicle for him to do his tricks. #GPFigure #GPFRA

But see, when your choreo is THAT good and you commit as much as Lukas, jumps are 100% fake and don’t matter!! #GPFigure #GPFRA

I’m so annoyed when people I can’t support skate well. Nothing personal Nika — I think I’d actually really like this program if you didn’t have a Demon coaching team and That Woman standing at the boards for you! #GPFigure #GPFRA

Was it delulu of me to trust Kao on my fantasy team?? Absolutely! But you know what, he didn’t splat so maybe it was right of me to put my faith in him ✌🏻 #GPFigure #GPFRA

Tatsuya I knew I was right to believe in you in my fantasy draft 👍🏻 #GPFigure #GPFRA

Don’t even care about the mistakes, this Mihhail program is so weird and it’s a certified Hit for me #GPFigure #GPFRA

Really enjoyed this program from Francois!! He rotates so fast!!! #GPFigure #GPFRA

Genuinely speechless over Luc’s music. Might be one of the most unhinged cuts I’ve ever heard??? How did we go from a Mufasa voiceover to rap??? 😂 #GPFigure #GPFRA

God bless you Max 💜💜💜 He looks so classy!! Will only accept the world for him. #GPFigure #GPFRA

Big scared for Max vs Andrew 😭 #GPFigure #GPFRA

I’ve barely recovered from the women’s free, but I’m going back to see wtf happened in this rhythm dance before the men start. Preparing for pain 🥲 #GPFigure #GPFRA

Might be the worst I’ve ever done in the women’s fantasy draft but I don’t even CARE 😭😭 #GPFigure #GPFRA

There’s something so poetic about our new infant daughter Ami debuting so beautifully after Kaori who is closing out her career. A wonderful world indeed 😭😭 (I’ve run out of tissues) #GPFigure #GPFRA

CRYING AGAIN!!! Thank you Kaori!!! (As soon as she started skating I pictured Baby Kaori at her first Olympics and now here she is preparing for her final Olympics 😭😭) #GPFigure #GPFRA

One thing about Isabeau is she’s always going to have nicely pointed toes and that’s refreshing 🙂‍↕️ #GPFigure #GPFRA

It’s such a power move for Rion to put the 4T as the second jump element #GPFigure #GPFRA

Lorine babe, this is Kaori’s song. (I’m also so distracted trying to figure out how she makes that wonky jump axis work every time!) #GPFigure #GPFRA

Chaeyeon is back!!!!! I really appreciate the way she’s making an effort to grow artistically! (JNats isn’t going to be the only immensely painful Nationals this year!! And lol @ me for picking the wrong Koreans for fantasy) #GPFigure #GPFRA

Begging Jia’s team to put her in a color because this dress is so beautiful but we can’t see any of the details because it literally blends into the ice. (I’m also not worried about Jia. Let’s let her breathe and develop into herself please!!) #GPFigure #GPFRA

Starting a campaign for Lea to attend the Lara Naki Goatmann academy for embracing your inner Weird Girl so she’ll start doing Weird Girl programs (and the Lara academy for finding jump consistency) #GPFigure #GPFRA

Wow Young!!!! As this program continues to grow, I hope she can bring the speed and expression of the choreo steps at the end to the whole thing and make this a certified Hit!! #GPFigure #GPFRA

Clemence’s dress and the height on the opening 3F combo!!! #GPFigure #GPFRA

Getting caught up on the Pairs SP — I wasn’t aware of the Hungarians game and really enjoyed their program and skating!! #GPFigure #GPFRA

Teared up the *second* Kaori’s music started which bodes well for this season ✌🏻 Enjoying this program now because I expect to be so blinded by tears I miss most of it by the time we get to the Olympics!! #GPFigure #GPFRA

Look at Chaeyeon kind of emoting!! I like this program for her! I’m choosing to believe she’s forgotten about the summer comps and is preparing to lock back in #GPFigure #GPFRA

Has Rion always had such Beautiful arms??? Or am I just dumb for not seeing her as one of the Japanese Artists until this exact moment? (I’ve always appreciated her skating but I don’t remember her being so artistic!!) #GPFigure #GPFRA

Hi Ami, I’m adopting you as one of my children!! Welcome to the family!! Obsessed with how her SP was choreographed and her arm position on her gorgeous gorgeous jumps!! (Afraid to say OLYMPICS DARK HORSE because that means either no Waka or Mone and I’m not ready to accept that) #GPFigure #FPFRA

It’s nice to see Lea skate so confidently!! This isn’t a Weird Girl program but I think she could thrive if she joined Lara and Olga as a Weird Girl (complimentary) #GPFigure #GPFRA

Now that we’ve seen Young, I’m Officially Nervous about how these two Korean spots are going to go #GPFigure #GPFRA

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The difference in those top two scores!!! I love both teams, so consider me more seated than I have ever been before for pairs this season!!

Just did my first full run-through of my upcoming adult silver skating skills test (takes like 8 minutes 🫠) at the *end* of my hour long lesson. Legs may be dead, but spirits are high!!