“Vandals” did it.

Trying to quit the nicotine pouches. I’m on 24 hours nicotine free. I actually feel alright. I just have to keep myself occupied so I don’t think about it. Oh, and tons of chewing gum.

So gas prices will magically drop now, right?

Hahahahahaha. Stupid fucker. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/29/t...

$250 Trump Bill? His cult members don’t have that much money. What is he thinking?

We can add rat borne diseases to the growing list of reasons of why I will never go on a cruise.

That stupid commercial about the new Amazon “art TV’s” is constantly activating my Alexa and making it play stupid music. It’s annoying the shit out of me. Maybe don’t put “Alexa, do this or that” as part of your fucking commercial.

Some dude walks up to me at the park and says, “dude I just gotta tell you that I hope someday I’m as casually cool as you are. Megadeth hoodie, khakis, tattoo poking out of your neck, you’re out here killin’ it bro.” Then he fist bumps me. Made my day.

We have troops dying in Israel’s war and Army helos are doing fly-by’s at Kid Rock’s trailer. This administration is a fucking joke.

I feel like the Save America bullshit is not to so much to keep illegals from voting (cuz they know that’s not an issue) but more of a back door to keep women from voting. The religious right wants to go back to Bible days and keep control in the hands of the men.

The boots you lick will one day stomp at your door.

I make up for speeding all the time by driving extra slow in school zones. I figure it like subtracts from all the miles I was speeding.

Crazy, I’ll post the exact same shit on Twitter and get zero interaction. But here I get tons.

Kristi Noem got fired and I can’t help but laugh at her misfortune. I’m going to hell.

This exactly.

Jeffrey Epstein “Venezuela, Maduro, drug boats!” Jeffrey Epstein “Illegal aliens everywhere!” Jeffrey Epstein “Mass voter fraud, need ID!” Jeffrey Epstein “Iran has bombs, rebuild Gaza!” Jeffrey Epstein “UFO’s, JFK, 9/11!” Jeffrey Epstein *bombs Iran

I sure hope “Prince” Andrew names names.

It’s fucking crazy that the U.S. President is saying he can do whatever the fuck he wants and ignore SCOTUS.

Will I get my tariff refund before or after my DOGE check?

The U.K. knows what to do with powerful pedophiles. Why don’t we?

I made a new wall hanging out of one of my kid’s old Darth Vader masks. “Peace Vader.”

The head of the FBI doesn’t even understand the 2nd amendment.

If you can’t go to a protest while legally armed without being shot by police, you’re living in a police state and you have no 1st or 2nd amendment rights. You’ll be executed for practicing them. Time to wake the fuck up and realize where we actually are.

The left has guns too, just sayin’ 🤷‍♂️

So it was ok for Kyle Shittenhouse to bring a gun to a protest, but not ok for Alex Pretti?

Amazing how fast the 2nd amendment crowd is stripping Alex Pretti of his own 2nd amendment right to carry a weapon to defend himself.

J.D. Vance says American families need to have more babies and that they should look to Trump because he agrees and practices what he preaches. Trump had children with multiple wives in several adulterous relationships. * Crowd filled with Christians cheers.

When J.D. Vance says he wants more American families to exist and for people to have more babies he means white Christian nationalist babies.

Crapper thought: What if Heaven is just the natural result of us being shown how mean we were to each other in this life and we just eternally regret it and trreat each other the way we’d want to be treated?

Crazy how Trump is concerned about protesters being shot in Iran but encourages the practice here.

My prescription drug insurance just more than doubled. Also, grocery prices continue to rise thanks to tariffs and the fact that they’re deporting all the agricultural workers. Thanks a ton Republicans. Wow, those rich guys in D.C. really give a fuck about us huh?

We pay teachers $45,000 a year (if that), but we pay the stormtroopers that shoot suburban moms in the face $100,000. This is why we have stormtroopers that will shoot suburban moms in their faces.

He didn’t have to shoot her. He would still be alive either way. His life wasn’t threatened. He killed her because he wanted to.

Told ya it was a revenge killing.

Why are Americans so scared of the people who pick our lettuce and edge our lawns to the point that we’re shooting soccer moms over it?

America is getting a Power Point presentation on the current state of policing in this country. It’s a review. The first one covered George Floyd.

So why aren’t the Minneapolis police arresting this ICE “agent” for murder? Arrest him now! #ArrestICE

So an American mom of 3 was so much of a threat that ICE had no choice but to shoot her? #icebullshit #ICEmuderers

Your friends and neighbors are gonna say “she shoulda complied,” because they’re actually ok with a police state. Think about that for a minute. #ICEmuderers

Now ICE murders suburban moms? Have you seen the video?! That officer will claim self defense when he put himself in her path like he was gonna stop her with his hands. She might not have complied, but does that deserve death?? She was probably fuckin’ scared. SERIOUSLY FUCK ICE!

The same folks that want America to round up and deport all the brown people are now cheering for the “liberation” of brown people in Venezuela. Whut?

Them: “Maduro, Maduro, Maduro, Venezuela, Maduro, drugs, Maduro, Oil, Maduro, Maduro, Maduro…” Me: “So anyway, Jeffrey Epstein…”

Sure glad we liberated Venezuela’s oil from oppression.

I heard Jake Paul got his ass beat. I’m gonna have to go watch this now. That guy is turbodouche.

The wife and I waiting on juicy news from the Epstein show.