It’s fucking crazy that the U.S. President is saying he can do whatever the fuck he wants and ignore SCOTUS.

Will I get my tariff refund before or after my DOGE check?

The U.K. knows what to do with powerful pedophiles. Why don’t we?

I made a new wall hanging out of one of my kid’s old Darth Vader masks. “Peace Vader.”

The head of the FBI doesn’t even understand the 2nd amendment.

If you can’t go to a protest while legally armed without being shot by police, you’re living in a police state and you have no 1st or 2nd amendment rights. You’ll be executed for practicing them. Time to wake the fuck up and realize where we actually are.

The left has guns too, just sayin’ 🤷‍♂️

So it was ok for Kyle Shittenhouse to bring a gun to a protest, but not ok for Alex Pretti?

Amazing how fast the 2nd amendment crowd is stripping Alex Pretti of his own 2nd amendment right to carry a weapon to defend himself.

J.D. Vance says American families need to have more babies and that they should look to Trump because he agrees and practices what he preaches. Trump had children with multiple wives in several adulterous relationships. * Crowd filled with Christians cheers.

When J.D. Vance says he wants more American families to exist and for people to have more babies he means white Christian nationalist babies.

Crapper thought: What if Heaven is just the natural result of us being shown how mean we were to each other in this life and we just eternally regret it and trreat each other the way we’d want to be treated?

Crazy how Trump is concerned about protesters being shot in Iran but encourages the practice here.

My prescription drug insurance just more than doubled. Also, grocery prices continue to rise thanks to tariffs and the fact that they’re deporting all the agricultural workers. Thanks a ton Republicans. Wow, those rich guys in D.C. really give a fuck about us huh?

We pay teachers $45,000 a year (if that), but we pay the stormtroopers that shoot suburban moms in the face $100,000. This is why we have stormtroopers that will shoot suburban moms in their faces.

He didn’t have to shoot her. He would still be alive either way. His life wasn’t threatened. He killed her because he wanted to.

Told ya it was a revenge killing.

Why are Americans so scared of the people who pick our lettuce and edge our lawns to the point that we’re shooting soccer moms over it?

America is getting a Power Point presentation on the current state of policing in this country. It’s a review. The first one covered George Floyd.

So why aren’t the Minneapolis police arresting this ICE “agent” for murder? Arrest him now! #ArrestICE

So an American mom of 3 was so much of a threat that ICE had no choice but to shoot her? #icebullshit #ICEmuderers

Your friends and neighbors are gonna say “she shoulda complied,” because they’re actually ok with a police state. Think about that for a minute. #ICEmuderers

Now ICE murders suburban moms? Have you seen the video?! That officer will claim self defense when he put himself in her path like he was gonna stop her with his hands. She might not have complied, but does that deserve death?? She was probably fuckin’ scared. SERIOUSLY FUCK ICE!

The same folks that want America to round up and deport all the brown people are now cheering for the “liberation” of brown people in Venezuela. Whut?

Them: “Maduro, Maduro, Maduro, Venezuela, Maduro, drugs, Maduro, Oil, Maduro, Maduro, Maduro…” Me: “So anyway, Jeffrey Epstein…”

Sure glad we liberated Venezuela’s oil from oppression.

I heard Jake Paul got his ass beat. I’m gonna have to go watch this now. That guy is turbodouche.

The wife and I waiting on juicy news from the Epstein show.

Bill Clinton (in a dress) Richard Branson Kevin Spacey Prince Andrew Michael Jackson Walter Cronkite David Copperfield Chris Tucker But no Trump… No this isn’t manipulated at all 🙄

So Trump’s not going to release the full Epstein files in direct violation of a law passed by Congress. Any doubt to his culpability is beyond reasonable. Arrest that fucker. Tonight.

And not surprisingly, Evangelicals are saying that Trump’s comments about the Reiner’s are “not that bad” and we all need to “just move past this.” Matt 7:21 motherfuckers. That was written for you guys.

Congress really gonna go on holiday break and leave y’all without healthcare. Fuck poor people, right?

I’m liberal as fuck and believe everyone should be able to realize their own happiness as long as it doesn’t harm others. Hey dudes pretending to be women… you’re not “Transexual.” You’re a crossdresser. Stay the fuck out of my daughter’s bathroom. Let’s be fuckin’ real here.

The login process for the Costco app be like: “What is your great aunt’s maiden name?” “Where did you live during the Cold War?” “What is the nearest cross street to your preschool?” “Enter your login credentials.” “Not good enough, submit toenail clippings for DNA.”

Why did they even arrest the pipe bomber? They pardoned all J6’ers. So this guy isn’t part of the cool kids club? Prosecute 1 person for J6 but pardon the rest? wtf.

Fucking Apple autocorrect. Fuck Steve Jobs. I hope your order for a 30 minute “ducking” in hell goes through and you quack out your asshole for the rest of the afterlife.

It’s crazy watching all these MAGA “Jesus” people just be absolutely vile and murderous towards people that don’t agree with them. Like, the most Antichrist behavior possible, and they still somehow think they’re going to Heaven. Matthew 7:21-23 motherfuckers.

So Elon really paid 44 billion for a bot farm.

I don’t care if Trump is on the list. I don’t care if Biden, Obama, and Clinton are on the list. I don’t care if Big Bird, Mr. Rogers, and Lambchop are on the goddamn list. Release the documents. Prosecute everyone involved. Cover for no one.

Pretty sure Trump is poppin’ more pills in the Oval Office than JFK ever thought of doing, This is a U.S. President on a public forum. Someone take away his Vicodin already.

“Bubba’s” view.

MAGA be like, “Trump’s not pedophile! He just spent hours alone at Epstein’s place with a victim,” and not think about what the fuck they just said.

The Dems are in an unfortunate position where they have to determine which is worse; let people lose healthcare? Or, let people starve? I have to agree with the moderate Dems in the Senate, it’s time to reopen this mess and take the vote on ACA subsidies in December.

The Supreme Court just said “fuck hungry kids.”

Good morning! I’m off to my colonoscopy today. Wish me luck.

I got colonoscopy prep today. Not looking forward to what’s going to happen in a couple hours when I have to start drinking the drink.

Hillbilly Elegy 2: The Kirkening.

The governor of Illinois asked Kristi Noem to suspend operations on Halloween so that kids could trick ‘r treat. DHS responded by accusing the governor of demonizing agents simply for asking that they not fuck with kids for one night. They’re just heartless fascists. 😡🤬

No SNAP also means that grocers lose money. Win win for everyone.