Could Ruben go to Spurs? He has won them silverware already… 🌝

Go Ash!

That rules Tommy Tuchel out for us. Thought he’d be one of the lead contenders. Quite surprised the FA would extend without seeing him perform in a single game we wouldn’t expect to win. #MUFC #England #FA

So during the bid, it was between Qatar and Petrol Farage? Rock and a hard place. No wonder the Galzers like him. Sadly, I’m pretty sure that anyone with the budget to buy us would be of the same ilk - or all over the Epstein files.

Fuck Ratcliffe. Fuck the Glazers. Get the lot out of our club.

Hate City, but that’s hilarious for the Scousers. Absolute madness. Liverpool fans will be having a VAR field day on the other platform. #LIVMAN

1958 ❤️

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Europe might not be the epicentre of innovation. But maybe, just maybe, it can be a more pleasant place to live.

Honestly, why the hell did they buy Isak?

lol - chelsea are such bellends

Still special

What on earth are we witnessing? And what the hell was Ruben doing 😂 UP THE FUCKING REDS ❤️

I’m hoping Carrick is a little more inspiring in front of the team than in front of the media.

I like what I see.

Happy for Ben, but my god was he bad in the first half. Cunha wasn’t right on the right. Casemiro forgot to take his pills. Zirkzee can’t wait to get back to Italy. Martinez still needs time to get his sharpness back. We’re a bit of a mess aren’t we.

Fuming at the result. Half decent performance against another very poor side. But where is the urgency, the fire, the do or die. Players are walking, strolling, taking their time when we’re drawing to Burnley. In two games we could easily be 12th, and all these draws will haunt us #MUFC #BURMAN

Ole’s at the wheel Tell me how good did it felt We’ve got Bruno, Mbeumo, Dalot Kobbie Maino he’s one of our own We’re the greatest of English football We’ve won it all Lalalalala lalalalala lalalala 🎶

In 2026, I was hoping we were done with the whole ‘invading a sovereign nation (that happens to be rich in natural resources) and kidnapping their (morally questionable) leader for personal and national gain’ thing.

Exhilarating game day.

Who had Ruben outlasting Maresca on their 2026 bingo card?

FFS lads, what an absolute dustbin of a performance. Tickets should be reimbursed immediately. Wish it was the end of the season instead of the end of the year - not sure how much more I can take of this utter nonsense. #MUFC #MUNWOL

Is it too soon to talk about how bad Cunha has been lately? And what about Sesko? Looks about as impactful as Weghorst. 🤦‍♂️ #MUFC #MUNWOL

Chelsea aren’t a real club or team.

This is exactly my issue with how Ruben has been going about things lately. If there’d be some youth and courage, I can be patient for the success. But now we have 0/3.

A full year in now and I’m not sure we’re any better than before. Still tactically disjointed, awful game management, and not even a semblance of “we’re fucking Man United” left. Rudderless, unrecognisable, and inconsistent. Even the points we do get reek of mediocrity. I struggle to see the upside.

How was that not a red card? How has Amorim not tried to change it positively at the end? How do our players not bust a gut to win against West Ham and cruise through the last 10 minutes? Fergie time is well and truly dead. Fuck this shit man. Honestly fuming. Wankers.

Whaddah trophyyy 🏆🏆🏆

It’s a wonderful thing.

The fact we can go 5th and be level in points with Chelsea is nuts. It also increases the likelihood of a West Ham upset. Please prove me wrong boys. #UTFR

Old Trafford turns teams and players into the prime version of themselves - sadly it doesn’t have the same effect on our own players 😭 #MUFC

Losing to Everton was embarrassing. Thank God for Liverpool 😂

Watching the Chelsea Barca highlights - the speed, veracity, and ability - underlines how far we’re off the pace. It’s like they’re playing a different game.

Well that was bloody awful. Absolutely no excuses for that dross. Can’t believe how fragile we are. #MUNEVE

What a player. What a guy. What a legend.

We adore Eric, but beyond us I’m not sure he gets the props he deserves because if the “stats”, but who else in world football achieved this?

Can we, for the love of God, get rid of all these international breaks?

Great to get that 10-men-last-gasp-equaliser and extend the unbeaten run. Shame we gave away the lead, disappointing 2nd half and even more disappointed in Sesko’s performance. Two great opportunities he has to do more with. On we roll. Come on United. #UTFR #TOTMUN

Love this.

Universal healthcare and taxing those with exorbitant wealth really pisses off a lot of people lol. Do these people think they’ll beat billionaire before they need the hospital? 🫠

I’m tired of the system chat, but I don’t think it’s rocket science that this setup would create more solidity, and allows our best players to do what they do best. This is not a bottom of the league squad, it really isn’t - especially not with one game a week.

Poor performance aside, that should’ve been red, and Bruno should’ve scored the pen. 20 minutes vs 10 men to get a winner. Might be a sliding doors moment for Ruben. #MUFC #BREMUN

Tell me again why we didn’t sign Palhinha on a free?

Arsenal and Arteta proving the naysayers wrong with a big bit of silverware this season. The project continues.

What are the odds of Hojlund scoring past De Gea on his debut? #FIONAP #SerieA

WTF lol. Okay Kompany.

“The good times are coming.” We just don’t know when yet… This club is gonna kill me you know.

We are TWO GAMES in. What the actual fuck guys. Get it together. #MUFC

Gravenberch’s tackle was worse than Gordon’s. I’ll die on that hill. #NEWLIV

Imagine your team running and fighting as hard as Newcastle do. Must be exciting. #NEWLIV