When the mods are modding.

Gimme a hug… on my dick… with your throat…

Jeezy said “ain’t nothing worth yo happiness”. #sideeffects

Fuck yo nudes… show me that 401k balance.

Damn being shot… you ever fell for a muhfucka you ain’t got no business being with?

Me: Hey Siri… play Khia… Siri:

This drink and the last episode of Bridgerton…

I’m all out of wine.

Car play? In 30° weather?!

This tequila with a XXL wine chaser got me feeling real reckless… so I’m logging the fuck off…

This right here… yesssss

Ayyye New York… y’all’s weather is down here in Florida on vacation wilding. Come get the this nigga.

I’m turning into such a fudanshi… smdh

Mannnn…🕊️

Hell no.

Now Shonda Rhimes… come on to the front… I know you ain’t giving us a Cinderella Story… without Hilary Duff… #bridgerton

Mood:

Deleting 6 years is us is a fucking process.

I’m not everybody’s cup of tea…which is fine cuz I’m tequila anyway.

Told me “I love you” and I didn’t quite know how to react.

At home pretending I got snowed in… I should be able to come out by the weekend.

In a mood today for real.

As a Virgo, saying “I was wrong” counts as being bilingual… cuz that doesn’t exist in my common tongue.

Watching current events…I’m convinced y’all CAN’T be this crazy. I’m obviously the problem.

One more day like yesterday and I’m taking myself to HR for sexual harassment…

Some of this niggas make as much sense as an Atlanta brunch menu…

If you’re reading this, I truly hope you get you ass eaten to the white meat.

If this comes in McDonald’s strength…I’m cancelling my health insurance.

So dumping all 8 episodes of Wonder Man at one time gives big “HERE, DAMN!” energy…

Florida and this bipolar ass weather.

Florida… a magical place where you can get tequila on your HSA card because the Walgreens has a liquor store.

Cuz hell no. Finally a positive in Florida.

Last I checked there was a line out the door… the Fire Marshall def has his hands full on the over occupancy.

Where you sit in the Skircle is crucial…you got everybody there. You’ve got the gays on prep, jocks, nerds, slightly unfriendly black hotties, gays who eat ass, gays who don't eat anything… sexually active deviants… and the greatest people you’ll ever meet, The Inner Skircle…

Dear Japanese McDonalds… maybe we run the names by someone…

I would lie and say I watch Mr Chimetime for the food.

GYM ETIQUETTE: Something you did made me a bit uncomfortable… but instead of making it a problem I looked the other way and minded my damn business. We both went home unscathed.

Anybody else ready for Scott to to say it in real life?!

My toxic trait is I can love you but never speak to you again.

You act indifferent or nonchalant and I will def mirror that shit right back. Now look at you…all in your feelings.

This is a good time to show yall my lock screen don’t judge me, qoute this with yours

My Virgo Mount Rushmore: - Michael Jackson - Beyoncé - Kobe Bryant - Bernie Sanders

4 pics from Favorites folder

I’m bout to get real lightly seasoned here. I love the old British comedies. KEEPING UP APPEARANCES and ARE YOU BEING SERVED were so damn funny to me!!!

Officially adding RUNNING UP THAT HILL to the list of white people crunk music.

Jumpin in my inbox and that line says last tested in 2022…

Dear gym… I wanna say we should see other people… but the way my jealousy set up…I’m on my way over there.

The world: CRUMBLING 😱 Me (in Marvel Rivals): 🕺