Ready to catch a flight somewhere tropical.

At some point, we just gotta ask how Boost, T-Mobile, and Tyler Perry end up hiring all them fine ass men.

Wearing my Slytherin robe and a jock is appropriate Spooky Season work attire, right?!

Bruh… no shade but HELLLLLLL nahh.

Cuz at this point…

September 30th / October 1st

Miami next month… what up?!

Me at work right now…

“Can you say one positive thing about this administration?”

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Doctor of Poison and Melancholy

Gym in the morning. Good night all…

Imagine hating me and all I wanna do is stack paper, take PTO, rub up on some fine shit, watch anime, play Rivals and read comics.

Hey Siri… play Window Seat by Erykah Badu…

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

…and I’m back.

My flight attendant is from Memphis. I LOVE her accent.

Why do people rush to jump in line at the airport as if we do not have boarding groups and assigned seats?!

I’m so getting better at texting without looking at the keyboard. It makes life so much more efficient.

Fuck a mimosa. Pass me a tequila sunrise.

Saúde para um ótimo fim de semana… O meu anjo… Você é incrível. Até a próxima vez...

When your team lost… but you gone stand beside them.

I feel like we really need to run Virgo season back one more time.

How it feels when you’ve got the entire row to yourself on the plane…

How is it a spectrum if everyone isn’t on it?!

Sooooo… just a question for the Bible thumpers who are still here with all us heathens after the rapture…

So listen… if all you can bring to the table is a bag of ice…stay home…

Goddamn. I think I just ran into (and immediately away from) the red flag final boss.

That #Virgo tendency to lose respect for you when you pick up your smartphone to ask me some shit you could just asked the smartphone in your hand…

We rebuking that “can’t host and not mobile” energy.

Sabes que yo errores no repito…

Earth def gives white refrigerator energy…

This shit right here tho has me in tears everytime I watch it. I hate to say it…but but she’s def a Virgo with that laser focus on her objective.

Aiight Leg Extension… fuck you for forcing me remember that my knees are indeed 45. #thishurt

I didn’t realize how truly difficult it is to remain unproblematic in a very problematic world.

The absolute pettiness is STRONG with this one… #here4it

Don’t forget I’m from Georgia. I can and will go corporate to dirty south in 0.2 seconds.

Aht aht… this shit is giving borderline necrophilia at this point.

What we not doing in 2025 is having

Damn Cardi. #talkyoshit

Gym time.

#HIM no spoilers, completely (unfortunately) sober review.

Some of yall ain’t worth going up that mountain to save.

Would the people you constantly give passes give you one?

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Extroverts will never know how truly lit a party of 1 can really be… #introverts

If you willingly buy cool ranch Doritos