Adulthood is realizing that Pinky was the genius and Brain was actually the one who was insane. Pinky consistently thwarted his maniacal attempts to rule the world because he understood the assignment. Narf!

DGR: I must take my leave of the social season. One cannot forever entertain fleeting amusements when the heart still dares to desire something… more. I retire gracefully to the shelf—unbothered—until such time as a most determined suitor proves worthy to claim what others have merely admired.

Gym time. Let’s go make a better version of me.

How I’m moving from here on out.. if that leaves me single…so fucking be it 🤷🏿.

Look at the pretty water… #nuttyprofessorreference

The price is the price is the muhfucking price… and please believe my standards will not be lowered to accommodate ANYBODY at this point.

My villain era is starting to look real unavoidable at this point.

It’s not a difference of opinion. You muhfuckas are fundamentally mentally and psychologically flawed.

Welp… lemme go do some shit I’mma need to repent for later.

Heavy on the “NOW BOARDING” energy

Dear yt man… don’t become my reason to need bail money today.

This show didn’t get the love it deserved. It wasn’t perfect but the vision was def there.

I needed ChatGPT’s help cuz my mind stroked out trying to read the baby’s name. I thought the child might’ve been either Klingon or Tamaranian.

Cuddling with a platonic friend isn’t weird.

Might be time to rewatch Battlestar Galactica…

Aiight Juicy… I love you. But let me help you pack. #dragrace

Went to see THEY WILL KILL YOU last night. Zazie… I love ya!

Fumble me and I’ll never pass the ball your way again.

The main theme music for Season 7 of #MarvelRivals is def giving Marvel vs Capcom 2 vibes.

Me: Any given workday

March: Miami turn up June: Chicago Black Yacht Weekend Aug: Cruise to Dominican Republic

You can go home with me… IF you can beat me in Mario Kart.

After bar drinking tequila. Everything I said tonight has a 6am expectation date.

Mood:

Nah Paige. Cuz who did your hair?!

how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

We always talk about the war on drugs but can we just talk about the negative impact of Nissan releasing the Altima into our neighborhoods?!

I thought that slightly empty feeling after watching the last episode of a favorite show only happened the first time…

If your lemon pepper ain’t wet,

Share a green character for ☘️ or else the rest of the year you’ll have terrible luck

The older I get, the more I understand Shrek.

How I feel when someone block me

When Jeezy said “Every time you think about about… you gone want some more of me…”

Them: What do you wanna eat tonight? Me: processing all options simultaneously and getting literally nowhere

Turn on some dubbed anime and open them thighs.

Good morning my blerds…and blerds only. Have a day as beautiful as you are!!!

Them: “You free?!” Me: “I’m currently on a dynamic pricing model…”

Episode 2 and I’m still on your ass Prue… you threw Andy’s alarm clock out the window… why was the alarm still sounding when the damn thing flew out the window?! It CLEARLY had a plug that wasn’t in the wall… yall…this weed is pretty damn good.

Rewatching Charmed…episode 1… what the hell Prue? Since when do your powers include teleporting creamer into coffee?!

Bye Cleveland Jr. #dragraceseason18

That type of make out session that have you smiling to yourself at random times the next day.

I’m only working out cuz I’m def cosplaying next year.

You and me both, Cap… ✊🏿

‘Member this?

This summer 2031 body gonna be insane… lol.

[Muni] Money long…but we got the shortest of nights…

…I said “it’s cool… get at me!” And the my voice got RASPY...

Accio that ass!

Don’t need you to define me but I sho as fuck need you to find me!

Finally… a Marvel Rivals skin pack that I can completely ignore.