"She should have complied!" Oh, good. I'll remember you saying that when they come for your guns. I'll stand up and remind everyone at your funeral.

Right wingers: Don't run from ICE, Don't resist. Comply. If you haven't done anything wrong you have nothing to fear. Me: Why are ICE masked and not wearing I.D.? If they aren't doing anything wrong, they have nothing to fear.

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

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I don't remember the left threatening civil war when a right-wing senator from Utah posted this right after Melissa Hortman was killed:

The same people that have called me "commie" and "socialist", "libtard" and "soy-boy beta-cuck" are now crying because I'm calling them fascists.

I just read that Trump had Charlie Kirk taken care of because Kirk was a former ally that turned against him regarding the Epstein files. Sounds like right wing a conspiracy craziness, but gets bonus points because it's actually believable.

Any vehicle can be a Weiner Mobile if you have the right attitude.

If you're a million/billionaire, MAGA adores you, & believes u are the hardest working person & deserve tax cuts & adulation. They also believe there's a deep state/illuminati of wealthy people that drink adrenochrome & traffic kids for sex. But those are somehow 2 different groups. 🙄

Oh Donny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling. 🤣

The retired dentist couple down the street opened a B&B, but are having trouble getting clients. Right now they are Doctors without Boarders.

Look, I'm just a regular guy. I think it's all the fiber in my diet.

The best thing about regional theatre is the ability to finally hear Shakespeare as he no doubt originally intended. Acted with a thick "Fargo" accent.

"Allows for the termination of all rules... even those found in the Constitution". What a disgusting, treasonous, anti-American sack of shit. Fuck this man and EVERY ONE of his supporters.

Principal over P.A. system: "Students, I have a correction to make. The active shooter has an AR-15, NOT an assault rifle. I apologize for the confusion."