I have a confession to make: At sixty, I still take unwarranted pleasure in making disgusting fart noises with my hands under the bathroom dryer. 😊

It's Locker Room day at the South Seattle Bear Social. Before and After.

I've always been fond of Books and Authors jokes. Examples: "Race to the Toilet" by Willie Makit and Betty Wont. "Songs from South Pacific" by Sam and Janet Evening. "Proctology and Astronomy" by Dr. Uranus.

Puyallup.

Today it occurred to me that technically, a tutu can be described as a tulle belt. 😊

Had a great time at the Seattle Men in Leather Daddy and Boy Contest meet and greet tonight.

Scrolling a bit too fast, ran across the word "practicum" and misread it as "precum." Dr. Freud, your slip is showing.

20 Pilots. Sum 40. 9999 Maniacs.

Modeling my new shirt from the Ireland trip. I like the material as well as the graphics.

Had a conversation over brunch this morning about dudes who book a room at the bathhouse just to sleep (especially after drinking). I piped up, 🎶 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. 🎶

Fun evening with a screening of "Love Beyond Borders" (see comment) and a Leather Social. During the film, I chuckled quietly at the lyric, "You may find them a harness and a chain" (referring to clothes) because this is what I wore under my T-shirt. 😊

Just finished @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog's "You Look Lost, Pup" and was inspired to howl at a pack of (presumably human) bikers this morning on my way to brunch. 🐺

A vision: Elmo from Sesame Street with a halo over his head and lightning bolts spewing forth from his hands. Caption: St. Elmo's Fire.

Hubby was doing laundry, so I decided to ditch most of my work clothes when I got home. 🐻 #furrychest #feet #bearfeet

Happy Tummy Tuesday! Sweaty bear 🐻.

We had to shoo the neighbors' chickens out of the backyard after my husband filled the holes under the fence. The smaller ones perched on the front porch before heading home.

Had a great time at South Seattle Bear with @poundcake206.bsky.social and the whole crew!

🐻 Bust / Furry Friday is a blast! It's loud and sweaty and smelly and I'm loving it.

Happy Tuesday! 🐻🦶 #tummytuesday #toesday #feet #bearfeet

Getting the boots off after a leather event can be a process. 🐻 🦶 #boots #feet #bearfeet

South Seattle Bear Social swimwear party. #woof

Exposed (underwear or less night) is going well. It's loud and sweaty and smelly and I'm loving it.

Coffee Leather Social was a blast! However, I'm very glad to be home with the boots off. Early day tomorrow.

Time for a trim. It's too hot to be this shaggy. 🐻

Happy 4th to all who celebrate. It's been a lazy day, so here's a photo from yesterday afternoon. Brats and beer off the grill for dinner. 🐻 #furry #feet #bearfeet

Every time I see someone mistakenly refer to the WWII Japanese-American internment camps as "interment camps," I want to ask, "You *do* know why that's worse, right?" 🪦

Happy Tummy Tuesday! POV shot in my recliner. #tummytuesday #feet

Sharing a conversation on our office chat: "[T]oday I came across bear scat on both sides of the creek. Be bear aware!" "Come on people, pick after your bears!" [Video of a dude in a bear suit dancing] I'm tempted to post some naughty bear event pics, but I won't because it's inappropriate. 🐻

I forgot the exact incident or which radio filk artist did the deed, but every turn of the US' relationship with Iran has ruined the Beach Boys' "Barbara Ann" for me evermore.

I once performed with a singer who went by "Crystal Beth". Backed by our choir and a band with a cubby barefoot saxophonist, her song was based on Leviticus. While we repeated "Can I eat it, fuck it, kill it?" she wailed over us. It was fun, though I thought I was going to wreck my voice.

I once assisted then-Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA) with refilling his ORCA (transit) card on his way to a Seattle Sounders match.

Got a lot of compliments on this shirt by @danielmcconnellart.bsky.social the other night.

Had an early-morning shower and I noticed how my hair just about perfectly fell into place.

Having more fun than I probably should with the acronym CLLI (Common Language Location Identifier, pronounced "silly") today.

Was reminded of a curious sequence of events on Facebook 4 years ago. After posting a couple of pictures of me airing out my sneaks and bare feet, I got an ad on my timeline showing a dude doing the same with his boots (the subject of the ad). #boots #feet

Fortuitous misspelling of the now: visibible. As in "This chapter and verse is no longer visibible."

So the past couple of nights, it's been warm enough that I needed to lie down under a fan and on top of the covers. The airflow over my body fur reminds me of the end of a song: 🎶...and forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet, and the winds long to play with your hair. 🎶

@elfsternberg.bsky.social, this is what it's supposed to look like. (For the record, it's beer. I prefer cider, but this was decent.)

My husband often reminds me I'm not 22 anymore. Here's a picture of me when I was. (My mother *hated* this shirt.)

🎶SEE THE GENERALS IN THEIR MASSES JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSES 🎶

Remove a letter, ruin a movie: Death Ish Shat The Wizard of Z

Happy National Jockstrap Day!

From a correspondent of long acquaintance: 'Quote of the evening: "I've been ridden by more bears than a bicycle at a Russian circus."'

Happy Easter! (I couldn't find this meme, so I re-created it.)

Not sure why the Episcopalians call today Monday Thursday. It's clearly Thursday, not Monday. 😊

Getting a lot of reaction from this photo on the Book of Face, so I thought I'd share here as well.

I have a joke about Pandora, but somehow it escaped the box it came in.

At B-Dubs and there's a UFC bout on, with one fighter straddling the other on the mat and landing a few blows to his opponent's head. Husband: Isn't that what we do in bed? Me: Maybe, except I don't smack you upside the head while we're doing it. 😊

Friday Leather Social at CC's. It's loud and sweaty and smelly and I'm loving it.