this place sucks

Chalamet sounds like a delicious French duck recipe

need a cigarette more than i need oxygen rn

MOTHERFUCKING BASEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL WE ARE SO BACK

jazz is going 40-40 minimum

YOUNGFUTUREBACK

"you're up early" bitch its baseball season, we are LOCKED IN

DE GLONG DE GLONG, IT PROTEC U AND ME IM ROLLIN WIT DE GLIZZY IM ROLLIN WIT DE STRONG I GOT 30 ROUNDS INSIDE MY BONG

the pitch clock is the most important invention since the printing press

they really want you to believe this dude isnt goated

Timothee Chalamet Super Bowl Half Time 2027

man its so sad the players all left the field to go watch the TPUSA half time show instead :(

i made my cat watch the half time show and now he wont stop barking???

right wing social media tonight is 100% "I HATE LEARNING FUCK I HATE GAINING KNOWLEDGE YOU CANT MAKE MEEEEE"

gambling AI gambling AI, hey buy some AI Doritos sponsored by DRAFT KINGS my brain is melting

Bad Bunny crushes it at half time AND New England gets blown out. In dark times like these, how did we get so lucky?

it's Time

the SNL weekend update guys doing a commercial that's literally just a 30 Rock bit just seems so gross idk

people will be 30 and post "reacting to Bohemian Rapsody for the first time" like dawg is this your first day on planet earth

maybe 6 feet aint so far down

40 water baby

texting my 10 year old nephew videos of 10 year old koreans at the x-games and saying "you need to lock in"

state of the union

know who WASNT in the epstein files? Harry Houdini. checkmate liberals

white people recipe videos be like "and now we're gonna add 2 pounds of cream cheese and put it in the crock pot"

starting tomorrow, we gotta stop playing games

you can bring a whole rotisserie chicken on a plane, its totally allowed

HAL STEINBRENNER YOUR FATHER WILL TORTURE YOU IN HELL

they should make a show like The Bear but it's for hibachi

ilhan is a fucking badass

really?? im gonna have to live ANOTHER day???? this is bullshit man, whatever

god how good was kerry wood

i was at nolan ryans 7th no hitter, but i was in my moms womb at the time. still counts

why is it ten degrees outside thats not enough degrees

i can have sex with a man and its not gay, im just kinda built different

i need Culver's and the "Pete Davidson Has AIDS" longsleeve

you met me at a very chinese time in my life

its all a facade i hate myself

IM SPITTIN OUT VENOM

im really him

hi its me your unemployed friend checking in to say "what day is it"

i gotta do some dumb shit lol

i played golf with billy clinton when i was 16. had i known i was in the presence of epstein boys i would have snapped his fucking neck. im trying to re-arrange that so i can

the first time i was introduced to fascism was summer 2000 where they took Magneto away from his mom at Auschwitz

stop making avengers make more x-men, this is how we de-nazify america. introduce the youth to eric lehnsherr

Aaron Judge

umpires are basically the ICE of baseball

steph curry host SNL challenge

hitting my albuterol inhaler like its a vape