" Oh, look! There's KING BOOM BOO. "

EYE TWITCHING.

Hey, I'm an impartial commentator.

And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—! And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix? Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!

In honor of my casino being the set of another race, Everyone participating will get FREE bar access~! Except Sonic and Eggman.

" Know what fuck it. I'll sell 'em to you. "

Exactly.

I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero. Maybe then you'll learn.

" Who? "

I literally own you now. I win.

Nope.

" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "

Nope.

Only in name.

But you aren't in the games. Are you?

" YES I'M EVIL?? "

" Not according to my badniks. "

Neither do you.

I love money.

Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.

Nope. I'm SEGA.

" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "

Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.

Doesn't matter. I bought you. You're mine now.

currently buying Nintendo.

For once, I ain't bullshittin'. I'm as surprised as you are.

Honestly, so did I. But strangely, they are. Not so much Grounder, though.

It can handle itself. Scratch and Coconuts are surprisingly competent nowadays.

Shut it nothing matters we're being roleplayed by a bunch of losers.

I made it. It's in my casino.

Let's go gambling!

⠀ nessie. I see people have me blocked on amy but follow me here like???

⠀ nessie. why is the firey fist o pain in my breezie caps folder

" Yeah? Don't need it, though. " She'd look at her nails.

Squint. " Yeah, no. "

" Aww, you flatter me. "

grabs the emeralds—

" Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself. " She let out a haughty laugh, before smirking. " There's no way I'm giving you a cent. "

" Oh, already did. You know, that old Sonic Spinball machine works wonders. "

Oh, right. I'm baaaaack~!

: )

I remember when you'd get all jealous learning I was Sonic's ex. ( a haughty laugh. )

Oh? Seems like someone's matured.

At least you're sensible. I thought you'd be the one to shove it down my throat.

All that matters to me is that I get all their money. You can miss me with all that lovey dovey crap.

Ah, sweet sweet capitalism. I love Valentine's.

Seems like he sure does care an awful lot.

" I'm talking about YOURS. You're the face of a franchise SEGA hasn't cared about since 2007. Even Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5, and Crazy Taxi are getting new games. Honestly, I feel bad for you. " She's shaking her head. " I may be an obscure character, but you're an irrelevant main