° oi. be fahkin' noice . °

the drowning log that is krok remains frozen, face down in the water. bubbles seep from his mask and pop to the surface slowly before. death rolling four rapid times; his silent tantrum in the water. he instantly stands up in the water now, high above any possibility of drowning .

⠀ krok? ... kro bro ? are yew- are yew .. .. lewk, krok, if you're trying tew offline yewrself, can yew at least dew it after yew make our Mac n' cheese, please, krok, please ☹️ ⠀

it's absolutely killing krok how these wr*ckers keep getting put in the most absurd and lethal situations possible, yet somehow survive. floating face down, ramrod straight, in a river like a log. he's . Thinking . the average therapy session for krok. pretending to be a dead body .

° starstorm is an absolute angel o' a minimech woo 'as nevah done anythin' wrong in their woole entire life, swear on mah bes' mate, i do. as sweet as seared shrimp on the barbie. ° not looking up from his therapy numbered coloring of crocs swimming in a lake. almost done shading the lake in...

° the only thing tha's scavengeable from those yobbo squishies is More mental illness, an we already gort ourselves enough o' tha' o'ready, mates . dorn't go anywhere's near them, ya'hear me, cranks ? them's are dangerous wahters .°

° ourh ? .... wrow :} .° immediately sitting in the rocking armchair slightly diagonal from the tv, knitting alligator mittens for the crew as he watches & judges everyone else's knitting

° NAUR .

° scuse me, mate, but- if ya could- err.. insert proper professional pronouns ere, @ tetris. teh Virtual Entertrainment System. wouldjamind maybe.. ..lowerin teh difficulty? see, mate, you're- you're upsettin my crewmate rioght propah ! an tha's a naur can do.. please @ hotmail me back ♡ krok°

° die, wr*ckers, die 💚 ° happy crocodile tail wags. hopefully whatever is contained in a glitter bomb is lethal ! ( what the hell else would be in a glitter bomb .. ) ( does he know what glitter is .. )

° which one is teh chicken an' which is teh jocke ? m'confused on teh meanin' now... mayhaps misfire has.. led me astray with his constant mentionin' o'itt... sporadically .. ... wit'no deriveable.. sensical meanin'... tha' i can sort .. 💧-

° i reckon a chicken jockey is like onuvvo'those medieval blokes tha' ride tha' horses ! those long-legged majestic creatures with the hair like a Sheila! buhut- insteadah riding orses, . . they ride teh bloodah chickens 🙀⁉️⁉️ !?!? 💥💥 personallah, ratha unethical soundin ta me..°

° well, tha'll be cause io'm ugly 😷 °

° well, tha'll be cause o' my mask, mate 😷! <- mask emoji. i ave been recentlt told o' their emotive prowess ! 🥦<- vegetable

° by my bloody oath, mate, i do believe tha's wots called a ' smile ', meant to soothe ratha than spite ! ya make it seem lioke we dun'doitt... which we doo!! jus' lookitt misfire's pearly whites ifya want a rioght prime an' beaut of an example ! °

° ...... ° all these autobots are making him. antsy. green crocodile tail swishing. ... he's keeping his crew close. ... the semi-emergency meeting shall be held shortly. sending out the semi-emergency alert of the semi-emergency meeting being soon-to-come .

° hol' a quick second, mates. . . . tha's our lil' storm. tha's our lil' star !! I TOLD YOO, I TOLD YOO . WE DUN' GIV'VUP ON OUR CREW. THA'S OUR STARSTORM RIOGH'THERE. I CAN SEE 'EM WIT'MY OWN TWO BLOODY OPTICS STORMIE ! STORMIE, MATE, DUN'GO ACTIN' SHY ON ME! hug y'krok 💚° scaly arms out

° sun shines all the tiome, long as yoo keep y'spark spirits up, cranks . c'mon, mate. y'got- wot's tha? ten ? eleven new people w(h)oo wanna be y'mate . make good on 'em, aye? s'only rioght . °

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"Lookin' for a fight? You got one!"

    𝓑𝑳𝑼𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑶𝑵 .    

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - temp pinned

"People have said I'm out of my mind..they're not wrong" ⊹₊⟡⋆ Local mechanic with a fascination for tech and mechanical beings, struggles to socialize with other human beings so, spends most of her time working at the local junk-yard or tinkering with things she finds. ⊹₊⟡⋆

" I... am not your boss. I am your KING!"

kroklobster KRO IS CONCERNED .

° crankcase, mate, y'gottah follow back the folk tha' follow yoo. s'only rioght . °

° g'day, mates . now that my phenomenal pilot's made his pin, i can start supportin' the rest o' yous. fork 'em ere, ya yobby yanks . °

⠀ horrific head injury did nothing to lighten his perpetually foul mood .

' incompetent strategist who named himself after his Dead Pet . '