thom wanted me to remind everyone not to drink and drive tonight & don’t make dumb decisions

no thought behind his eyes

i’ll be your demon daddyyyyy 👹

i texted my boyfriend earlier while i was at work that i wanted to make a blanket fort tonight. we’re currently sitting in a blanket fort in the living room eating snacks. i love this man

gonna speak my truth, christmas 2025 was underwhelming and sucked ass

merry christmasssss my cats literally don’t care about their Christmas treats and toys lolll they’re the worst

if one more minor inconvenience happens to me tonight i’m impulsing buying Florence tickets, fuck it we ball

i can’t wait to go home AND TAKE A PROMETHAZINE AHHHH

ugh, with the last two episodes approaching that means we’re going back into mourning 😭

thank god for cats

me my whole drive to work:

i’m in such a funk that i had to pause episode 3 bc i want to watch this when i’m not miserable 😭

not to be a bitter betty at christmas time but everyone’s posting about their christmas work bonuses (and let me preface by saying HELLL YAAAA YALL DESERVE THAT SHIT) gets me so jealous and bitter bc what do you mean i work for a billion dollar corporation and i don’t get DUST at christmas

sooo excited to see my show talked about in the docuseries AHHHHHHH

i don’t think i’ve ever shown off my niche collection. i love my babies ANNNND i got that shelf for only $5!!!!

it’s spirit week at work and today is christmas headbands and my cats hate me

just learned about babyland general hospital and why do i want to go really bad, i was never even into cabbage patch kids 😭

someone mentioned on here earlier about never hearing the birds chirping in exile and i’m in my car blasting that shit AND I HEAR THE BIRDDDDDSSS whoever posted that deserves a forehead kiss right now

i’m off from fuckass work today so catch me doing this all afternoon 😌

i curdled my stupid milk for my hot chocolate because i got distracted cleaning the sink, what a fucking loser 😭

whenever the topic of gaylors is trending i always wonder how a subgroup can be so deluded and have a craft of twisting everything to fit their narrative and then i remember maga exists

she’s definitely plotting how to ruin christmas

i always see posts like 20 hours later and realize after i commented so hi, hello it’s me, always late to the party

no string of words, no spoken language nor any guttural scream could convey how truly fucking tired i am of everything

just a sleepy little baby

i haven’t started the docuseries yet bc i’m making my boyfriend watch it with me 🤭

i took a week off work so i could hang out with my cats, bake some treats and color a little. it’s going amazing so far

the holiday season brings the worst out of people 🥲

25 days of Christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄✨

I miss my cats, I should be allowed to bring them with me to work.

this is wilddddd to me and i’m the one who listens!! i’m surprised florence didn’t make the cut but i guess i started listening after

25 days of Christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄✨

he’s clocked back in for another shift

he thinks he’s protecting the tree

25 days of christmas but it’s just me sharing my cats when they were kittens 🎄🎅🏻

to keep a long story short~ someone lost their dog and posted on Facebook, i replied i saw said dog and then they lowkey accused me of stealing their dog so ya, that’s why i mind my fucking business 🙃

dating me is fun

not to sound like a boomer or whatever but why are Black Friday sales happening….before Friday??? like it’s so annoying, the sales aren’t even sales anymore it’s just shit at a normal proce

i’ve never felt so seen

okay but tell me these aren’t THE CUTEST 🤏🏻

i’m not gonna show y’all my fuck ass rolls i made but at least she came out cute

this was the longest week of my life, what the fuck is in the air

proud of myself for not buying anything from these drops 🙂‍↕️ i have a habit of buying stuff because of fomo

the drops have been like skksakhkdqhf but you know what, my wallet is happy

i literally can’t stop listening to everyone scream, i’m so obsessed 🙂‍↕️

i’m begginggggggg whoever names the generic drugs to take into consideration the people who have to say these drugs daily 🫩😭

i’m being so brave by not crashing out right now when i really should be

i was put on this earth to be a menace to shitty florida drivers in my little versa note

my boyfriend and I have seen this all over TikTok and laugh at it every time, IT SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR AND WE DIDNT ORDER IT????

i just don’t understand why they don’t bulk order more when they know shit is gonna sell??? they need to stop playing these little games