Thank you Dear Supreme Leader for saving the Great United States of America 17 Septillion dollars annually by making sure the privilege of eating food isn't abused anymore!

Thank you Dear Supreme Leader for giving me the chance to get sick so that I remember how good you let my life be when I am healthy!

Dear Supreme Leader thank you for once again raising the sun over the united states and personally protecting your citizens, each and every one of us, even the ones who, illegally don't love you. But that too is okay because I know you have a plan to fix them.

Thank you Dear Supreme Leader for providing me a hard days work so that I can Make Myself Great Again.

Another beautiful day, thank you Dear Supreme Leader for raising the sun in the sky, and for providing a gentle morning breeze. And thank you for selecting a perfect forcast for the day! Another day in the mid 90s so I need not worry about finding my jacket yet!

Thank you Dear Supreme Leader for allowing me to Make My Neighbor Great Again by reporting him for education training for doubting the secret plans within plans of our Dear Supreme Leader. I myself cannot wait for my 17 hours retraining tomorrow to clean myself after hearing unapproved thoughts!

Thank you Dear Supreme Leader for the bountiful harvest you have brought this year. It is all thanks to you I was allowed the privilege to be able to eat food today!

Thank you Dear Supreme Leader for raising the sun over our country for another day. Only by your brilliance have we been allowed to gaze upon your glory and splendor.