⠀ ⠀ 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙-𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑛. 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢, 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 .ᐟ `✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ⠀ ⠀

"No, I'm trying to get apples to fall from the tree!"

Running into a tree repeatedly. What... is he doing. 💀

Emmy. Doing this again 😭

Emmy. Doing this again 😭

Emmy. I'LL DO THIS HERE TOO

I mean, I HAVE a mirror, but it’s not an ordinary one. 💧

What mirror ? 😦

… Um, yeah. I asked a question 👹

… I’m serious, do you not think I’m a serious person ? 😦 [ with that outfit, link, probably not 💀]

It’ll make the beeping go away because I’ll be healed, duhh 👺

I literally don’t have any elixir on me anymore ☹️

Dude, what’s your dealio ? I literally can’t. 😦

I CANT 👺

I literally can’t, dude. Not unless I get a healing potion ☹️

[ Cue an annoying, loud, beeping noise — his health is low. 👺]

… but this is a bee, not a horse 💧 [ 😭. ]

[ HE THROWS THE POT AT HER 👺]

Wanna know what this is ? [ He holds up a pot ?? ]

What is that … ? [ They don’t have fridges where he comes from— their food is stored in a barrels or in sheds 👺]

Are you sure …. ? I mean, I could always just catch another bee. [ He scratches the back of his head. ]

GAHAHHAHA

I don’t know how to do that 💧

Have I what ??

( throwing his boomerang at her face )

No, you’re not. Zelda is 👺

Mhm !! 😋 . . . But then he leaves forever once I use him ☹️

Boooo 👺

Yes, his name is Ganon Jr ! If I release him when monsters are nearby, he attacks them ! 😊

Zelda is a kind and caring leader for her people, you probably only care for yourself 👺

Ganon Jr ! [ He proudly holds out a jar containing one bee 👺 ]

You’re NOT [ judgmental side eye ]

Do you want to meet Ganon Jr ?

You’re not her, bro 👺

I drank a healing elixir really fast 😕, it can’t be helped

You’re not 👺

I said excuse me ☹️

You are NOT Zelda 👺

Ermm , the only innocent woman I know is the Princess 👺

Didn’t you tell me you’re a supervillain ??

Nah, I’d rather hit you 👺

You’re welcome ! 😊

It’s really funny, actually. It makes the silliest noise ever. 😦

[ throwing his magic boomerang and her stupid helmet . ] Haha—! Thunk !

Oh, excuse me !! 😊 [ 😭. ]

YOU … 👺

. . .

( burps )

Emmy. I LOVE PURAH PELADE SHES MY FVAOEITE PELADE I LOVE HER I LVOE HERRRR