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Its been so long since I posted here so... #hpdm Draco Malfoy woke up on the wrong side of the bed. To make matters worse, he was out of coffee beans, and his favorite store was out of stock.

Posted #dkbk archiveofourown.org/works/65764060

#hpdm VigilanteHero Harry x Unlucky Uni student Draco. Draco has been unlucky since he was born. But, how come he didn't anticipate the town where he chose to continue his education is a villain-breeder factory?!

Chap 4 is out🧚‍♀️

#hpdm Harry a senior & a leader of a gang one day found one his member passed out on the floor with a bruise. Draco an excited junior & in the middle of running to his class, heard someone called for his attention & accidentally beat them with his heavy bag.

#hpdm Harry who got cursed & didn't want to make his friends worry asked Draco's help & in return Draco wanted Harry to help restore his reputation. So, Hpdm hang out a lot; even if everyone is giving them weird looks no one really questions it. Which means Draco planned is working (everyone must

#hpdm Draco is a fan of isekai/reincarnation story & when he passed away his soul got sent to a last story he read. It's ur typical romantic setting where the fl came from a low noble family & meet ml & fight along aside of him in battle then got married.

Update 💃 #DracoMalfoy #BlaiseZabini #TheodoreNott #hpdm

saw a tweet about maternity leave, thought it would a critique about the policy irl instead it was a critique in Bnha settings lmfaoo I love being in a fandom

#hpdm Harry: *sigh* I don't have the confidence to face Malfoy Ron: pfft, just imagine that ferret in his underwear Harry: oh Ron: uh, u okay, mate? Neville: pls take care of it the loo, Harry & pls think be4 u speak next time, Ron Ron: ?? what did I do??

random #hpdm 🍏: do u think I am cute? ⚡: of course, my love 🍏: what if I turned into a worm? ⚡: Yes, I would 🍏: a centipede? ⚡: I would always find u cute 🍏: yay💚

#hpdm *Draco in house arrest & bored so he sent a hate letter to Harry* Hjp: see! He misses me! Rw: He literally cursing u in the letter Hjp: thats bc he harbor such a strong feeling for me! Hg: yeah, feeling of hate

#hpdm in a secret relationship, but only to them & not everybody else 🙏 bc they suck at pretending not to fall in love every time one of them see each other

Valentine #hpdm Harry had the brilliant idea to make a bouquet of flowers filled with lacewingflies. The idea was to give the bouquet to the blonde in the hall & the moment his skin made contact with the flower, a swarm of flies would attack Draco & he would scream like a child.

here are some of my fav bkdkbk nsfw pieces <3

#hpdm D: Harry, be honest with me, are u a vampire? H: ? what? No D: then u can see ur self in the mirror & still decided to go out looking like that?!?

#hpdm B: u look happy, Draco. something happened? D: yeah, Harry just called me pretty R: that's not what Harry said! D: well, he called me pretty annoying, but I only focused on the truth 💁‍♂️

#hpdm instead of sectumpra, Harry used an unknown spell againts Draco & accidentally turned the blond's dick into a pussy. So, yeah.....

jayvik - Viktor, c'mere

#hpdm Ron: you won't believe this Harry. I heard girls talking about Malfoy. Harry: oh? Ron: they said he is the prettiest person in Slytherin, lol Harry: I believe it Ron: right? Lmao Harry: yeah, I believe them Ron: No, Harry. You r not supposed to.

They’re at it again #bkdk #dkbk #bnha #Deku #Bakugo

saw a beautiful art & porceed 2 clicked their profile only 2 be presented with "Ai Artist" 😀wtf, Blocked 💅

#dkbk just two nerds embracing! 😀

daydreaming VS. actually writing the fic

Deku's pregnancy hormones are fcking up his perceptions a little bit lol #bkdk

daydreaming about #dkbk Katsuki & Izuku r friends. They've each other since they were brats. So, it's only natural for Katsuki decided to stay & be the same despite his heart is no longer in a shape. He will still talking the nerd, answer his call, having discussion, & spent his time with him.

Gonna have to update the rest of my unfinished bkdk / dkbk fic next 🫡

second chap is here🫠

Tried a new brand of coffee and immediately regret it bc why tf its tatse acidic wtfff

Theme is water today. 2024 reposts, mostly #drarry Includes my first #mermay 😊 #hpdm #ededdneddy

mood

show me a woman so pretty she could get away with murder

no pregnancy announcements or buying a house, your 20s are for staying up late to read and eating carbs

#Slytherin (again, lol) Dr: will u guys still love me if i'm a worm? B: I never do P: Ew! No! T: Are worms capable of feeling love? Did they even have feelings to begin with? Are they actually ware?!? G: worm? Like jelly worms? I love jelly

#Slytherin B: If I snap my fingers, u'll forget that u ever gay *snapped* D: ?? I was never gay B: exactly T: whoaaahh?!!! D: wait-no, I was never gay! B: sure D: u can't just state something and snap ur fingers, like that, i was never gay! B: if u say so T: *clap his hands* wow!

#Slytherin D: I'm as straight as any of u! B: 👀 P: 🙄 T: 😨 I- I am??

#Ronmione + #hpdm H: I know u guys r having s*x! R: we are? *snort* H: why didn't u told me, Ron? I would have put the book down! *giggling* H: oh, good. Now can u guys leave? I need the room. Draco is going to come soon R+H:

#hpdm H: oh, that's a good ferret! i said as I pet on the ferret D: No, I'm evil ferret *attack* H: said evil ferret *scream*

#hpdm D: *angry muttering* H: someone needs to get laid! D: yeah, put me in a coffin H: ......ᵂʰᵃᵗ 🥺 D: it's a joke! Its a joke, Harry!

Enjoying the view #⚔️

#hpdm based on my irl experience *1y ago* Dlm: don't u guys dare dating someone! Or worse, marriage! We don't need nobody! No lover! Being single is a blessing! B: whatever man T: okay... P: 🙄

More #slytherin stuff D: *in trouble* wait- where r u going?! What happened to slytherin loyalty?! B: sorry, my mom said i can't T: i think i left that back home, let me go get it P: what's that? A new brand? G: is it food? V: will it be enough for me & Greg? D: who r u? M: ✌ bye

Just #slytherin stuff students: *scream* look Malfoy is going to jump from the tower! Theo: *shout* quick someone give me a camera!! Hurry!!! Blaise: Do a flip, Draco!! Pansy: Draco! What color do u want for ur coffin! I think emerald is pretty but what about sunset pink?

#hpdm H: Malfoy! I'll do anything u say! D: ... I want u to walk like a dog with an itchy butt H: Malfoy! I won't do anything u say!

Its 3 am & my brother who lives in a different city called me just to beg me to go to sleep lmfao

#hpdm + tiktok sound Dm: I'm really excited for the date! *i exclaim with excitement* Dm: Little did I know... It would be a feature.. A creature feature.. Featuring the creature (Harry's libido)

The guys #mha #bkdk

Caramel & Cream. Draco, where is your other hand?? 🫵🏻 #dracomalfoy #harrypotter #drarry #fanart #hpdm