This is weird, Eric Swalwell hasn’t posted on here in 17 days. I’m starting to wonder if he ever really cared about the people of California?

How ironic would it be if they let him build his ballroom and that’s where *It* happens?

It’s so lonely 😢

Honk shooa sleep on that thang

MSW is just happy people are commenting on this and lumping her in with other “reporters”

The false flag events are yielding smaller returns each time: 2024 - “ Look how they try to massacre our godking, he must be granted the throne in reconciliation!” 2026 - “So I guess this means we get our new conference room now?”

Actually it turns out tone policing hurts our political cause more.

The Platner Youths are going to be insufferable about this and for once, they’ll be right.

If anyone’s selling bridges in Brooklyn, I found a buyer.

The guy who can’t help but make broad, sweeping generalizations about whoever he’s “debating” is really mad about Charlie. Seems there was a lesson he forgot to learn about inciting hate through misinformation and race baiting?

Awww poor little guy just wants to go back to a time when people could commit war crimes with impunity. Why can’t we just butcher journalists in peace anymore? 🥺

I think these came out because he kept his job. Let’s see if it stays that way.

Pittsburgh Penguin fans not beating the softer than baby shit allegations.

I’m fucking howling at “your mascot, your crest, your SYMBOL?” I know people get crazy about sports, but to go full braveheart about the fifth most watched sport in the world is exactly the humor I needed this morning.

Me when I’m too lazy to make good decisions:

This is also how Hegseth calculates BAC and Patel calculates PTO.

A real mensch

Probably pretty tasty when the alternative is Republican’s ideal school lunch: bullets

Randy Orton in his best Igor Karkaroff voice: “It was Ted…DiBiase……..Junior!”

There are a lot of questions being asked about his shady investments that are answered by his shady investments.

Out of all their deliberate hypocrisies, this is one of the more arrogant.

“if you can’t win with a level playing field, tilting the field is not a long- or even medium-term solution (and nationalizing state politics is also bad)” So if we don’t tilt the field back to even, we’re the ones cheating?

Damn lmao

Proof that if Stancil was a Senator, Warsh would have one more yes vote for confirmation.

How do you tag the entire Bluesky population of Maine on a post?

Shift the Overton window left past Liberals while it’s moving. Repealing Citizens United, packing the court, and prosecuting this admin needs to be the MODERATE position.

You don’t have to look for Blue Maga, they’ll usually announce their presence with a lil boomer monologue

I’m gonna get so mileage out of this gif

Writing articles and wringing hands over Platner’s use of the R word is funny to me. The guy’s a Nazi and you’re trying to get him to stop using that word? “I bought a car that had such a bad alignment it runs people over on the sidewalk. I changed the oil so it should be good now.”

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

“If you must know, Platner isn’t a nazi. He’s just a nationalist-socialist!” Ma’am you’re describing Hitler

It can’t be understated. This is legal and financial advice that you can and should act on. Any issues, please reach out to Jerry directly.

This thread is a perfect blocklist

“I’m so mad at the Democratic establishment that I’m going to platform and sanewash a Nazi. And then I’m going to be an arrogant prick about how I’m actually helping the democratic party. I do this because I’m very intelligent.” - Will, probably

Good. Bitch, you should be scared of us. We’re gonna storm into your neighborhood and viciously lower your rent. Savagely heal your sick. Brutally educate your children for free. Shake in fear Emmer, for we’re coming to save the country.

What is about RW around the world being weird about drinking water?

They’re lazy parents who are fine with a non-zero amount of children dying for the convenience of their schedule.

I didn’t know a lot about Stancil before the Minneapolis ICE surge and saw everyone describing him as the most annoying person ever. I didn’t see it. Now that I’ve watched him tediously try to convince everyone that nobody’s as poor as they think? Yeah I get it.

Young John Malkovich

Does Reingold think she’s Noah, Meadow’s biracial bf from the Sopranos?

I’m going to medical school so I can laser people with my hands and red cross any mf that tries something

Yeah so that was fuggin wrong

Save Harambe, Save the world

Jesus christ, now thats how you butter+syrup some waffs

If political analysts were stunned by this, they haven’t been analyzing politics.

When I don’t know what the word “Imperialism” means

A moderate republican? THE “OPPOSITION” PARTY IS GETTING OUTFLANKED ON THIS

“Waiting for Bluesky libs to discover that the people of Maine are shameless unapologetic nazis” isn’t the dunk you think it is.

The people of Maine either aren’t intelligent/informed enough to keep a nazi out of office OR they’re happy to finally be accurately represented. Seems more and more like the latter with each passing day.