When she gets the first alimony check.

@schumer.senate.gov Was this on your talking points list for how best to ignore the will of the American people? Disgusting AIPAC shill

Proving once again he has more first names than brain cells.

You’re drinking Whiskey on a Friday?! Our president was harassed by an auto worker… and you’re drinking Whiskey on a Friday?!?

I think Congress should issue subpoenas for a large percentage of ICE goons to come in and testify. Except when they come in to testify, we brutally arrest them on their way in, remove their due process, and deport them to a country they aren’t from. If they have a problem, why are they doing it?

“45464748”

Oh darling, if you think that’s bad… you should hear the colorful ways they dream of your demise.

Will Stancil demonstrably doing more for the city of Minneapolis than Tim Walz was not on the bingo card.

Just leaving this here because I assume the police’ll need evidence at some point for this woman.

D I S C O U R S E

Beyond parody.

I’m so angry at this party that hijacked our government, I’m going to hijack it back and kill everyone! Then they’ll finally understand who the responsible and sensible party is!

Navel Observatory (It’s just JD staring at pictures of bellybuttons)

That internal bleeding? A bruised ego.

He’s mobilizing the corporations, comrades.

Kathryn Hahn is so ridiculously beautiful

The Kids are all left

Nothing better than posting a 10-post chain stream of consciousness rant attacking liberals for being bullies and “punching down” on marginalized groups… while you bully and punch down on marginalized groups. If you had an ounce of introspection, you’d realize most of these people agree with you.

The irony of starting your grievance about people online being rude with “YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER POLITE”

Bold of a president with this small of hands to have a middle finger flipping scandal

He can’t even flip someone off without looking like a petulant child

A full day of Maga having to pretend they know how to read so they can be mad at libs for relishing Adams’ death.

For like 90 seconds this morning I was trying to figure out why everybody hated the Hitchhikers Guide author

Abolish Ice: Just do it.

This is honestly my motivation for waking up and bitching into the void on BluSky.

“DID YOU EVEN TRY TELLING PEOPLE I’M NOT A CONTROLLING NARCISSIST?”

Hey guys I’m starting to think there’s a war in Ba Sing Se

They already had a legal restriction of not being able to kill anyone. How’d that go? Abolish Ice. Then prosecute them.

Put it straight in my veins

Ayahuasca can make 2 minutes feel like an hour

Well, you heard the man. $20 federal minimum wage. Republicans, this is your king in waiting?

People say BluSky doesn’t have the juice but if that’s the case why is it the go-to place for Keith Olbermann to post through his unreconciled romantic regrets?

Mom: We’re not getting twink mario and muscle mommy shrek. We have twink mario and muscle mommy shrek at home. Twink mario and muscle mommy shrek at home:

This woman is all of Betty Draper’s worst qualities stuffed into the body of Season 5 Betty

This is how you know he’s under direct orders to incite riots/violence.

If your political opponents think censoring and prosecuting CSAM and its creators is politically motivated, then your political opponents don’t need censored. They need buried.

@nickkristof.bsky.social Must have missed you out there this weekend.

“Josh Allen throws hospital passes the right way” By: Ezra Klein

I think Josh Allen just got his buffalo billed

Marco Rubio’s ancestors turning in their graves.

18 well done lemon pepper all flats. I do not need sauce.

Mandatory camera cut to Caleb’s 1000 yd stare after every Packers TD

Packers D is amped up

Scratch a cop, watch a nazi bleed.

Projection 2026

Never seen an incel woman project this much. The poor lady hasn’t been laid since the Carter admin