Game day! This Messkin is READY!!! Let’s gooooo!!! #Commanders #RaiseHail

My #Commanders need only to look at their game vs DAL to prepare for Saints. Depleted team w/lots of players missing, including starting QB. HAVE to put them in a hole early & NOT let them stick around for any amount of time. Best case scenario is big lead at half, rest starters in 4th. #RaiseHail

OT between the Lobos and Aggies at The PIT. As soon as that ends? Back and forth between ends of both the #B1G and #ACC title games. Now? Navarrete vs Valdez boxing from PHX on ESPN is about to start. GREAT sports night on TV!!

I’m cool with my #Commanders hiring the Campbell’s Soup guy as our new team President. Just as long as he keeps Jason Kelce away from any future promotions/ads for us. First? He’s an Eagle. Second? His Chunky Soup ads creep me out.😂🥫#RaiseHail

42-19 WIN FOR MY #Commanders over Tennessee!!! BYE week will finally happen this week. Good performance heading in. Road game vs New Orleans in 2 weeks! Time for that final push!!! #RaiseHail

Nice call and design by Kingsbuyr. On 3rd&short, everyone is assuming it's either Robinson or Daniels running the ball to convert. Nice little play-action fake with Ertz releasing late over the middle for an easy TD pass

THERE WE GO!!!! Touchdown!!! Zach Ertz with the short TD catch from Jayden Daniels!!! 35-13 my #Commanders lead TEN!!! #RaiseHail

13 unanswered points for TEN vs my #Commanders. 28-13. We’d better wake the fuck up & put this team down!! I don’t want to watch/read/hear the next 2 weeks with the media asking “what’s wrong with this team?”. That 1st half performance will be forgotten. #RaiseHail

If this keeps up, the narrative will not have anything to do with the #Commanders first half vs TEN or even a win. It will all be about this second half instead, especially if we don’t wake TF up!!! #RaiseHail

Odd take w/a 28-7 lead at the half, but I feel that my #Commanders need to have a good 2nd half. Great 1st half. Can’t have a bad 2nd. BYE next week. Talk for next 2 wks needs to be “this team is back for playoff run”, and not “was 2nd half vs TEN a sign of issues?”. #RaiseHail

So, the 1st half didn’t go perfectly for my #Commanders. Zane misses the 46yd FG attempt. Still 28-0 over TEN. Can’t let up on the 2nd half. No coasting. Finish strong entering the BYE week!!! Let’s goooo!!! #RaiseHail

Almost 11 minutes left in the first half. 28-0, my #Commanders lead the Titans!!! #RaiseHail

WHAT A START TO THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!! Daniels to McLaurin for the TD pass after Sainristil strips TEN RB Pollard! 21-0 IN THE FIRST QUARTER!!!! My #Commanders are on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!! #RaiseHail

TOUCHDOWN!!!!! Jayden Daniels with the short TD run!!! 14-0, my #Commanders lead the Titans at NWS!!! #RaiseHail

BRob for 6!!!! Hell of a hole opened up by the O-Line on that run!!! Let’s goooo!!! #RaiseHail #Commanders

So, it’s NOT going to be Cooper Rush vs Tommy DeVito at QB today when Dallas hosts the NY Giants? Now it’s Cooper Rush vs Drew Lock? Still don’t give a shit. Fuck ‘em both! 🖕😂🖕 #RaiseHail #Commanders #HappyThanksgiving

The goal this week for my #Commanders has to be to get a W. Stop the 3-game losing skid. Go into the BYE on a positive note. Get guys healthy for the final push to the playoffs. Mentally get away from any negative noise this losing streak has created. #RaiseHail  💯🏈💪

The pressure is unbearable!😂😂 #Comedy

I still say it’s the best $413.58 that Ox ever spent in his entire life.😂😂 #Stripes #IYKYK #RIPJohnCandy

New Mexico representing on #MNF!! #BALvsLAC #NMTrue

😂😂 #Thanksgiving #PumpkinPie #CoolWhip #HappyThanksgiving

Ladies and Gentlemen, The drop has occurred, without incident. I now will keep these bad boys locked up for the next couple of days, under lock and key. Brown N Serve rolls must be protected and rationed out at all cost to last through the end of the weekend. 😂😂 #Thanksgiving #BrownNServeRolls

How ugly was the first half for my #Commanders offense vs Dallas today? This ugly… #RaiseHail

Gameday, #Commanders Nation!!! I hate Dallas. Hated them since I was a kid back in the late 70’s. Today, we have to step on their necks and not let up until the clock reads 00:00 at the end of the 4th QTR!!!! Let’s goooooo!!! #RaiseHail

BREAKING: I’ve just secured 12 packages of brown n serve rolls for this Thursday. It should be enough to get us through the #Thanksgiving weekend. Just to be sure, I may buy a few more, just to be totally safe. When I say I love these rolls, I’m dead serious. I am NOT fucking around.😂🍞❤️

Dallas week #httr #Raisehail

3 days in a row now. Up at around 3 in the morning. Thursday morning? 3:26a. Friday morning? 3:06a. Today? 3am on the dot. Not sure what to make of it. I mean, wide awake. Like, “OK. Let’s get this day started! I’m up!” awake. So weird!

Seriously. Quit telling people to play these kinds of games on social media. It’s not cool. Now, hit the like button on this post and comment with the 3rd most-used emoji on your phone!😂

😉😂 #Friday #Cholas

ATTN: All #Commanders: If last night’s PITvsCLE game showed us anything, it showed us that records mean nothing when it comes to rivalry/division games. DAL will come into NWS on Sunday losers of 5 straight. Last win for them? 3 weeks before HALLOWEEN. Gotta handle business on Sunday!! #RaiseHail  🏈

My 10/10? Easy. 42 min, 16 sec of pop perfection. 7 of 9 songs on the album were released as singles. All 7 were Top 10 smashes. ‘Beat It’ & ‘Billie Jean’ went to number 1. 34X Platinum (USA). 70X Platinum (Worldwide). 8 Grammys. 8 VMAs. First long-form music video (‘Thriller’ - 14min). 💯🎶👌💪

Old school bad weather game, baby!!!! I LOVE watching the snow during #PITvsCLE right now…while I sit here under my comfy blanket and the heat cranked up in my house.😂😂😂

@bsky.app Please. I’m not going to engage unless you have an up-to-the-second timeline. “Most recent”. “Current“. Call it what you want. I need a timeline that has this. I hate checking the app and seeing the same posts. Makes me avoid opening the app at all. Not good for you guys at all.

My #Thanksgiving plans: 1. Wake up & watch the parades. 2. Watch Bears at Lions and eat. 3. Take a nap during Giants at Cowboys. 4. Wake up, eat leftovers, and watch Dolphins at Packers. 5. Drink alcohol, eat too many desserts & a brown n serve roll turkey slider or 3, then go to sleep/pass out.

Sports talk TV/Radio this morning is killing the Cowboys. They have been left for dead. “Should DAL trade Parsons?”. 6 home losses by 20+ points most in #NFL history. My #Commanders can’t listen to any of it. Gotta step on their necks early this Sunday at NWS. Keep their misery going!! #RaiseHail

🎶LL Cool J released his debut album 'Radio' 39 years ago, November 18, 1985

The Cowboys #MNF

Stadium falling apart. More opposing fans in the stands than your own. Bad record. Owner who meddles. As a #Commanders fan, I’ve seen this before. It’s happening to Dallas now, and I’m 1000% down with this for them!!! 😂😂😂 #RaiseHail

Said I wouldn’t leave Twitter. But I also don’t want someone else ever using my handle. That shit belongs to me, so here I am!!!