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[LEAK: @Dexerto via Twitter] The writer of this post reportedly just ate a yummy sandwich.

[LEAK: “SKIBIDI TOILET” Series on YouTube] episode 78 drafts/sketches

[We despise people who go like “I Have Your IP Address Ooooh IP Address I Have It”. Ok? Come over sometime? Or are you the type of person to threaten to use it. You suck.]

[LEAK: @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social] I just visited an IKEA. Scary as FUCK. Why would they do that to my kind. I should form a petition about this

[LEAK: realeminem.bsky.social] Fortnite was going to add my song "Ass Like That" to their game, but they chickened out at the last minute on account of it being "too based" for them. Gen Z tries to cancel me again :(

[LEAK: @Dexerto via Twitter] 24,193 fish injured after unidentified Floridian throws toaster into ocean

[Lalalalala….]

[LEAK: @dexerto.bsky.social] Jake Paul challenges Sir Christopher John MacRae Whitty to boxing match

[Sorry for not being too active! Being on two platforms with different content is horrid work. We’d appreciate help! Submissions are open in our DMs and the Google Forms in our bio. Have a good day.]

[LEAK: @fuggetaboutit.bsky.social] Day 85

[LEAK: @cnn.com] Population of the United States of America drops to 8 after recent election

[LEAK: @KSI via Twitter] @DanTDM @DanTDM @DanTDM Haiiii :3

[LEAK: @oomfblank.bsky.social] oomfs who know (EXPLANATION IN COMMENTS)

[LEAK: @dril.bsky.social] You all need to check out this “youtube” stuff. i hear its got videos

[LEAK: @elonmusk (Twitter) ] Due to the focus of growing my wealth, all my tweets from now on will be written by AI

[LEAK: @elonmusk] People who Like the Hawk Tuah Meme are now allowed to use Premium Features without Paying!

[Thanks to this wonderful submission, we found this idiot fish in our walls. @tomigoi.bsky.social Get out.]

[LEAK: @tomigol.bsky.social] @tomigoi.bsky.app faker

[LEAK: @tomigoi.bsky.social] My fish drowned 😭

[LEAK: @dril.bsky.social] i think justin timberlake got arrested because of Phone ohio mix

[LEAK: @elonmusk (Twitter) ] I miss you pookie @realDonaldTrump 😭😭

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[LEAK: @bsky.app] I LOVE MEN!!!!!! EU AMO HOMENS!!!!!!

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