While we’re on the subject, there are many glasses, one of which I have pointed out was a gift from my mother. And that’s the one you choose to use? You’re a dickhead

If I have allowed you into my home with shoes on why the fuck would you stand on my rug of all places.

what’s the story in balamory then? 👀

don’t tell me what to do

A job is the most toxic boyfriend I have EVER had on gad

I don’t appreciate how the Oxford comma is being forced on me tbh

LUKE TAWANDA PHILLIP MUHAMBA! 👀

is Substack cancelled?

pls dpmo, i’m very rude

I read something somewhere that said the people who lost theirs lives during early covid died thinking it was the end of the world. omg 😢

if you hate me, stay the fuck away from me bruh x

we’ll try again tomorrow lol

one day at a time

omg, have you ever decided that you’re gonna be someone different and wake up exactly the same 🤣

Let’s all go to court 🤗

I’ve got 100s of these for ya

who’s pretending 👀

haters get left behind

respect a creatives process

Happy Easter 🐣

You’re barking up the wrong tree

Can I be myself I private please? Thanks x

Can I recover in private pls? Thanks x

Can I be depressed in private pls? Thanks x

Can I be sexual in private pls. Thanks x

prove it

fuck you, pay me

and you can take your street theatre and shove it up your ass x

It is and has always been who the fuck do you think you’re talking to

Until then, don’t ask me why I’ve got a fucking attitude

Apologies don’t put money in my bank account

Populate my bank account

Like my bank account

Laws need to be put in place to stop businesses from exploiting interviewees/employees for what essentially is unpaid consultancy

being on a rolling retirement >>

I REALLY advise you back off.

anger. red hot anger. rage.

hate is a fairly new emotion for me.

Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?

Schizos >> Psychos

It’s a third, not half

The battles already won

To not be the person you truly think you are is pretty sad

But then again, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you tapping out? Honestly

Are you a zombie? Grow a spine

That heart posture is how they getcha

Don’t be mistaken, most people are waiting for an excuse to be cruel

stay right der