swagdoll physics

playing paranormasight and thinking about how many unique incredible lower-budget games have whole ass sequels already.

sweet and spicy chicken with half a tamale

"i hope you think of me whenever..." thats such a big ask. I will be, like always, thinking of some slightly unusual line delivery from a simpsons episode in 1997

scottish ppl don't want you to know irn bru is actually short for ironic brew

the thing about cooking every single recipe from a game is people will be like "have you played this game?" and im like "yes! in fact i cooked every single recipe from that game in real life" and theyll be like "hmm ok well anyway" and i dont know how to take that

so, im gonna assume fans can tell me what exactly is written in the elder scrolls, but what i really wanna know is whats in the YOUNGER SCROLLS?

been playing tales of zestiria. I think "open the floodgates" is an insane thing to say when ur about to fire a bubble arrow tbh. That Mikleo is a madlad.

oh yoo dungeon clawler out of early access, that game SLAPS

Arcane original characters: "Mother, you can't do this! If you redirect all our magik resources to the war effort, the subterranian classes will revolt!" League of Legends characters: "Yo watsup its me Velkrow, im from the rebel faction and ive got a hoverboard that drops grenades!"

A few months back i lost one of my teaspoons and it put me in a bad mood. Why can't I just have all my teaspoons, you know? But last weekend I found it in a bag of dirt my mum left in my boiler room??? Anyway finding that teaspoon felt AMAZING. Psychologically speaking, im probably normal.

might get a cat sooner than expected aaa

I love a good list! Didn't wanna overthink it tbh.

They're finally making a TV series of the nation's favourite wizard school fantasy book, WITCH HAT ATELIER, heck yes ill check it out!

This is my most unhinged and shameful down-bad hear-me-out post to date but do you think theyd let me marry into drum kingdom? Do you think a thicc jester in winter pyjamas would like me?

why must the dark lord general give his toughest battles to his squattest henchmen

who else up sizzling they gyros

"I feel like enchanters always have... stupid shoes" - tobi

havent done one of these in a minute Played: Darksiders - Frustrating controls, but fairly memorable environments. I don't like the grunty dude warcraft style. Played: Popucom - for MLG co-op bastards only, like overcooked 2 Watched: A Chinese Ghost Story - its like... power rangers for adults.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I actually WOULD listen to you if you looked like that actually u_u🏅

Playing my first ever Tales game > first gay male mc (allegedly) lets go > They called it tales of ZESTYria > female character to male lead: i need you to let me enter you 🧐🧐🧐

if u like to blast music from ur vehicle with open windows on a residential road i just want you to know it sounds like NPC ass bitch ass music all "badooby badooby ba doo doo dooby" from up here u look like a sim its fine i just wanted u to know that

im gonna just start lying and calling everything an anniversary event. yeah this is my 50th anniversary cup of tea 🎊🎉🎊🎉 wow thats some numbers 🎉🎊🎉🎊 stay tuned for more EVENTS

anything can be a babydoll top if u a babydoll and u wearin a top

me when me when me when

the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really smoke weed

MANAGED to get a bit of chilli pepper juice up my nose???? what... what do you do when that happens?? anyway happy valentines day

HELLSCREEN 1.0 is OUT of early access! It's a Retro FPS with Metroid-vania lite elements & a rear view mirror. Yes, you can shoot behind you! My favorite player description of it is "The most fucked up driving game I have ever seen" Buy it below!

Are they... you know... friends of mineral town?

how tf does steam know im on my period?

portuguese men o'pause

insane that cosy farming sims only let you date teenagers and not all the milfs

They're not monty's bojangles, they're mine

After watching the UK version of the tomodachi life direct it was fascinating the skim the US and JP versions because they all recorded a different version with different characters filling the same roles. 2 of them had a clown/goth girl love triangle.

please sir... i dont wanna call it that

yooo von karma is a wife guy!? this has turned my world upside down

Leftover lamb joint, chickpea and nectarine stew. LOVE 2 GET IN THE PUMPKIN ZONE

i will literally never forgive straight boy culture for mixing "zombies" with "horny". 1000 years of culture jail.

acab but maybe we should spare officer jazz-hands

girl dinner 🌸

🤨 ok jimmy archvile

its cool man im pansexual

im investigating the crime scene.. RESPECTFULLY 👀👀🥺😓

everybody so gesticulative ✨🤙💫

this guy talks like an exboyfriend texts

Allie and Tobi's 2025 game awards are DONE!!!! Check out the new categories we're very proud of (toilets) and the ones we arent so proud of (cops) hytib.blogspot.com/2026/01/game...

if u didnt manage to get done everything u set out to do today... thats because u thought of too many things for 1 day dumb ass. time fool. clown of the sun dial.

btw i stopped posting it on here but my food blog is KICKEN OFF a new challenge, cooking my way through The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild redvalkyrieneedsfoodbadly.blogspot.com?m=1

"is it weird that i think general grievous is the most human-like droid in star wars?" - tobi obsessed with this, incredible. I asked him if he remembered c3p0 exists and he said yeah. I asked him if he remembered that gg has 4 arms and is built like a praying mantis. Hes neither human nor droid.