portuguese men o'pause

insane that cosy farming sims only let you date teenagers and not all the milfs

They're not monty's bojangles, they're mine

After watching the UK version of the tomodachi life direct it was fascinating the skim the US and JP versions because they all recorded a different version with different characters filling the same roles. 2 of them had a clown/goth girl love triangle.

please sir... i dont wanna call it that

yooo von karma is a wife guy!? this has turned my world upside down

Leftover lamb joint, chickpea and nectarine stew. LOVE 2 GET IN THE PUMPKIN ZONE

i will literally never forgive straight boy culture for mixing "zombies" with "horny". 1000 years of culture jail.

acab but maybe we should spare officer jazz-hands

girl dinner 🌸

🤨 ok jimmy archvile

its cool man im pansexual

im investigating the crime scene.. RESPECTFULLY 👀👀🥺😓

everybody so gesticulative ✨🤙💫

this guy talks like an exboyfriend texts

Allie and Tobi's 2025 game awards are DONE!!!! Check out the new categories we're very proud of (toilets) and the ones we arent so proud of (cops) hytib.blogspot.com/2026/01/game...

if u didnt manage to get done everything u set out to do today... thats because u thought of too many things for 1 day dumb ass. time fool. clown of the sun dial.

btw i stopped posting it on here but my food blog is KICKEN OFF a new challenge, cooking my way through The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild redvalkyrieneedsfoodbadly.blogspot.com?m=1

"is it weird that i think general grievous is the most human-like droid in star wars?" - tobi obsessed with this, incredible. I asked him if he remembered c3p0 exists and he said yeah. I asked him if he remembered that gg has 4 arms and is built like a praying mantis. Hes neither human nor droid.

me when a piece of fiction is about politics: whoa this is just like the real politics of today and also the last 500 years... how did they know?

*deep breath* I FUCKING LOVE MULTIPLAYER COOP GAMES THAT KEEP UPDATING WITH MORE CONTENT FOR FREE!!!!

I cant believe my secret productivity strat of "take ibuprofen and go turbo mobe" actually worked

With everyone complaining about game awards lately I just wanna remind you all that my blog has the best game award categories of all time and i'll be doing another one in january: hytib.blogspot.com

Fish and mash, the classic british combo, world famous. Fish and mash. With hollandaise sauce.

at my day job nervously googling "officer balls"

I love telling people im immune to all ghosts, curses and psychic powers. They're always like "but how can you prove that??" they never just go like "me too"

Watched: City: The Animation - Lol what the fuck? Played: Thank goodness you're here! - ok actually WHAT THE FUCK?? Watched: Unicorn Wars - IM GOING INSANE

*looking at some stupid shape patterns online* nooo stop illuding my optics haha

It's time to vote on the next theme for my cooking blog!!! What? You know my cooking blog, its the worst thing about me redvalkyrieneedsfoodbadly.blogspot.com You have 3 days to choose my destiny! Cheers babes xx www.tumblr.com/rvnfb/802128...

"when you're a hammer every problem looks like a nail, and when you're a slapper every problem looks like a bum"

probably make AAA quality game art for games with indie quality creativity and storytelling

I wish i had the power to make foods trendy (instead of like some sex criminals somewhere) so that the foods would be way more available everywhere. Foods i would make trendy: - pretzel bread - starfruit - lychee soda - advocat filled chocolate - roasted chestnuts thanks for listening

empaths: i imagine what i think other people are feeling and then decide im right about it gamers: i imagine what i think other people are feeling and i get really mad about it

A nice rosemary & garlic stew with chicken, sausage, potato and parsnip.

it hot choc o'clock do ya hear me? hot chocolate o' clockolate!

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Nobody actually ever told me that 80 days was "old man yaoi"

absolutely mental night out in chipping norton 🦗

yo why did lidl grocery store magazine do this woman so dirty tho they shrinkflated her ass

state of play got me with the "supermarket simulator... but in japan"

humans be like this is my girl child lalleluleigh and my boy child RONSON

i actually think grocery stores arent woke enough. i wanna see gingerbread otherkin. bakewell sex workers. colourblind mode battenburg cakes

people who ship two characters and draw fanart where they have 2 kids together and the kids look like clones of each parent are on some normcore shit i cant comprehend

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.

I played mouthwashing too its been a month of nonstop bangerz

gregory horror show was like 20 years ahead of its time, tumblr would have loved that shit

itsss chilli seasonnnnn

Americans will be like *puts a mattress on a couch* "this is called a dutch bed. folks in the netherlands do things a bit different" like ???no they dont?

Played: SOMA - Scary as helllll, but somehow I loved it, its intense and incredibly well presented. Watched: Weapons - Nasty, ridiculous, camp, surprisingly haunting. Fun and unpredictable. Also Watched: Mickey 17 - Bong Joon Ho is back on his eccentric sci-fi and its his best one of those yet.

absolutely sniped this clown coconut gun no scope