Been really into playing dungeon clawler while listening to strange aeons lately

i actually think id have a way easier time walking on eggshells literally than metaphorically.

in honor of gwen refusing to chill out when its 30 degrees and instead going berserk with her toys and then taking short breaks by pancaking on the floor panting

getting vaccinated makes u conked and zonked

burnham could move 10 downing st. to the stockport pyramid

staying cool in the castle

netflix being like "pick up where you left off..." chill the fuck out nerd im watching 1 episode a day

its too hot to be good at video games 😓

If u ever worry that people commenting on your appearance is somehow your problem to deal with, I may remind you of this era where people online are complaining that they nerfed shrek's ski slope nose and ruined his craniology.

can't fry all-white eggs any more, because of yoke

gwen is so big now!! at this rate she will be able to defeat godzilla by 2028

#1 art appreciator

the only times ive heard the word "purrloin" was in the context of video game cat puns, unfortunately i have no idea how its actually spelt

me when reed richards stretches: ew disgusting, i dont want to see that you freaky stepford husband lookin ass me when helen parr stretches: omg shes so cute, go off queen inflate that ass

im probably very neurotypical and i dont need a diagnosis for anything but the new THRICE ALBUM is really making me want to play CATACOMB ABYSS

The real problem with this heatwave is its too hot for jeans/joggers and i have a new kitten who wants to climb my legs like knuckles the fucking echidna all day

good pictures of the creature

shrimp boil in a plastic bag 🚫 shrimp boil in a pumpkin ✅️

"early access if ya nasty"

I got a cat!!!!!!! meet Gwendoline shes too small and very brave and highly skilled at cat stuff like chomping and going weew

swagdoll physics

playing paranormasight and thinking about how many unique incredible lower-budget games have whole ass sequels already.

sweet and spicy chicken with half a tamale

"i hope you think of me whenever..." thats such a big ask. I will be, like always, thinking of some slightly unusual line delivery from a simpsons episode in 1997

scottish ppl don't want you to know irn bru is actually short for ironic brew

the thing about cooking every single recipe from a game is people will be like "have you played this game?" and im like "yes! in fact i cooked every single recipe from that game in real life" and theyll be like "hmm ok well anyway" and i dont know how to take that

so, im gonna assume fans can tell me what exactly is written in the elder scrolls, but what i really wanna know is whats in the YOUNGER SCROLLS?

been playing tales of zestiria. I think "open the floodgates" is an insane thing to say when ur about to fire a bubble arrow tbh. That Mikleo is a madlad.

oh yoo dungeon clawler out of early access, that game SLAPS

Arcane original characters: "Mother, you can't do this! If you redirect all our magik resources to the war effort, the subterranian classes will revolt!" League of Legends characters: "Yo watsup its me Velkrow, im from the rebel faction and ive got a hoverboard that drops grenades!"

A few months back i lost one of my teaspoons and it put me in a bad mood. Why can't I just have all my teaspoons, you know? But last weekend I found it in a bag of dirt my mum left in my boiler room??? Anyway finding that teaspoon felt AMAZING. Psychologically speaking, im probably normal.

might get a cat sooner than expected aaa

I love a good list! Didn't wanna overthink it tbh.

They're finally making a TV series of the nation's favourite wizard school fantasy book, WITCH HAT ATELIER, heck yes ill check it out!

This is my most unhinged and shameful down-bad hear-me-out post to date but do you think theyd let me marry into drum kingdom? Do you think a thicc jester in winter pyjamas would like me?

why must the dark lord general give his toughest battles to his squattest henchmen

who else up sizzling they gyros

"I feel like enchanters always have... stupid shoes" - tobi

havent done one of these in a minute Played: Darksiders - Frustrating controls, but fairly memorable environments. I don't like the grunty dude warcraft style. Played: Popucom - for MLG co-op bastards only, like overcooked 2 Watched: A Chinese Ghost Story - its like... power rangers for adults.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I actually WOULD listen to you if you looked like that actually u_u🏅

Playing my first ever Tales game > first gay male mc (allegedly) lets go > They called it tales of ZESTYria > female character to male lead: i need you to let me enter you 🧐🧐🧐

if u like to blast music from ur vehicle with open windows on a residential road i just want you to know it sounds like NPC ass bitch ass music all "badooby badooby ba doo doo dooby" from up here u look like a sim its fine i just wanted u to know that

im gonna just start lying and calling everything an anniversary event. yeah this is my 50th anniversary cup of tea 🎊🎉🎊🎉 wow thats some numbers 🎉🎊🎉🎊 stay tuned for more EVENTS

anything can be a babydoll top if u a babydoll and u wearin a top

me when me when me when

the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really smoke weed

MANAGED to get a bit of chilli pepper juice up my nose???? what... what do you do when that happens?? anyway happy valentines day

HELLSCREEN 1.0 is OUT of early access! It's a Retro FPS with Metroid-vania lite elements & a rear view mirror. Yes, you can shoot behind you! My favorite player description of it is "The most fucked up driving game I have ever seen" Buy it below!

Are they... you know... friends of mineral town?