smoke some poop about it 🤷‍♀️

Finally, I can play the game...

im a minecraft villager NPC, big stupid dick nose, never go anywhere or do anything except the same dumb bullshit, fascinated by barrels full of food & garbage 😭

lort hep me, my girl started playing Minecraft again. Two days later she has enslaved a village and built a small horde of copper golems to staff a fully functional KFC 😹

this anti-antifa White House round table is blowing my fuckin mind 🤯 a spotlight, a megaphone, and a billion billion dollars to the dumbest, ugliest dicklord glazin piece of shit bootlickees to ever wear human form 💩 the US govt is fuuuuuuckkked beyond all hope 💀

🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥 👆 That's me burning a million American flags! Fuck you Donald Trump! Fuck your racist, misogynist, pedocrat fascist dicklord State!! I have more respect for a used shitrag from a diseased tramp than I do for you or your stupid fucking stars & stripes! Get fucked MAGA idiots!! 🖕🤬🖕

No Nazis! No fascists!! We'll fight until they're ashes!!! ✊️🏳️‍⚧️🏴

when she make her dumpy go clap-clap-clap 😻

wish i could be one of those healthy and capable trans, getting the proper care, treatment, and surgeries that enable passing and stealth 😿

✊️🏴🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY! FUCK TRUMP! FUCK MAGA! FUCK FASCISTS! FUCK TRANSPHOBIA!

wish i could toggle my life from survival to creative mode like in Minecraft 😿

you're not getting any pussy cuz your potential girlfriemd was theoretically aborted? im not getting any cuz my potential girlfriend theoretically sewerslided after being denied life saving hrt and trans surgeries. we are not the same.

Maximum butthole diameter, engage!

i'm gay for Aunt Tifa

ICE = Waste, Fraud, Abuse True sons of America's lying shitlord rapist in chief, Donald Jerkoff Trump, I will shit on your graves.

want a piece of me? come and take it!

They call us the enemy. Trump says it's war, a war within. There is nothing we can do or say to change their mind. We won't be able to vote or shop our way out from the noose as they drag us up the tree, its too late for words and waiting. They are killing us. Why aren't we fighting back??

i ain't here to judge; just here to fudge

i would suck a mf dick for some chess pie rn

i am woke & gay

need to get fracked like a deep, fine-grained sedimentary rock formation

life is a diaper for the soul, and mine is heavily soiled.

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

the optic nerve is the prostate of the eyeball

My girl when she discovered Papa Murphy's doesn't bake their pizzas and they have to be cooked at home: "I BOUGHT A PIZZA, YOU GONNA TELL ME I HAVE TO SHIT MY OWN ASS!?" 😹😹😹

To the tune of "Gonna Make You Sweat", C+C Music Factory, 1990: 🎵🎶 EVERYBODY TRANS NOW! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, EVERYBODY TRANS NOW! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah 🎵🎶

Fucking hel, bastard storage unit monthly fee went up more than 22% so sick of this shit havent had our stuff for 5 years now, sinking so much money just to keep from losing our shit living out of a goddamn bag in a shit ass uninsulated attic with no goddamn toilet or shower liiiiiife 🤬

wishing every pork a very chop

how long do we have before they come for us? will i be black bagged and snatched off the street into a van full of Fed? or will they come to our house in the dark of night, blow the door off, rushing into our room w guns drawn? what hellish dungeon prison will we be dragged, & how long left to rot??

"feel-good pee pee sex" implies the existence of feel-good poo poo sex. feel-good poo poo sex implies the existence of think-bad poo poo sex. think-bad poo poo sex implies the existence of think-good pee pee sex. The thinking, feeling -good/bad pee pee poo poo sex paradigm, aka the Taterotic model

so US govt shuts down, but all the Nazi shit keeps going and gets worse, and only the good shit actually stops & gets cut? 🤔

portland's dead rise vigilant in the rave yard 🚥💀🏴

shorty get lo-lo-lo-lobotomized 🤤

need brick layer 🥵

random bullet falling from the sky please save me random bullet falling from the sky please save me

Gock a song and make it better: Gock You Like A Hurricane

6 years as the sole earner on a pathetic non profit salary taking care of my mostly disabled autistic chronically ill trans wife. no relief in sight. so very tired.

shutdown my balls

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!

ISO rich man to pay trans reparations

women who WORK 😻

Living in an attic sucks; season changes and overnight we go from living in an oven to living in an icebox.

my heroes:

i forgor how to vegetal

death & kidney stones are the only passing i'll ever know 😿

medbed my fuckin balls

need a witch to toss me into her cauldron and boil me into stew

what's your sign?

Eradicate MAGA'ism!

i dont think we gonna be able to vote our way out of this one yall