Godzilla (now with colors!)

Reminded of this transformation fetish guy from Twitter that I believe made his own prosthetics who dropped out of the scene because he joined the military. I wonder how that went.

Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect

Get in

I just ate the soggiest piece of cereal I think I've ever encountered. Like did it time travel to get in the milk before I poured it in the bowl?

If I ever get to drive again I will NOT be leaving the car. Like I'll glue myself to the drivers seat if I have to. Because what are the odds I'd be allowed to drive again if I got out?

My brain feels a little weird. I think I might get a headache soon.

Mom wants to borrow $50 until next week. Normally her borrowing money if I have it wouldn't be a problem, but she made the mistake of telling me she's giving it to her bf for his birthday. Which is like... why would you tell me that? She really should have left it at "I need $50".

If I were a god for a day I think I could make some really cool new little guys. I'd put a good deal of them in the ocean. Because if you're going to discover my little guys you're going to have to work for it.

I’m juvenile.

Cookie Run thought: Red Velvet cookie is a Visored from the Bleach universe and no one is talking about it.

You hear Duvet by Boa once and suddenly it's the only song in your head.

Meanwhile, at the adventurous puppies' bar, the bard is getting ready to sing another song for the crowd while his little witch friend offers emotional support!

I would rather not be awake this early, but I woke up with a stomach rumble so I'm waiting that out.

i dont wanna alarm you but see that chick who just walked in? mega-canceled. yeah no i heard she's, content warning, a total predator. & like, maximally good at manipulating people into liking her so like, just be careful ok? (you look down & im cutting into my own leg with a fork & steak knife)

Walking up to a man on the street and feeding him rolled oats from the palm of my hand. "I have a peppermint for you if you finish these oats."

Which Sonic the Hedgehog character is the gay uncle? I mean they're all gay, but which one is the uncle.

Fern, from my sketches stash. #art

Don't think I ever posted this silly sketch here, which is a shame considering how much of a masterpiece it is #signalis #fanart ? #digitalart #sketch

FFX-2

Walking in front of a self driving car to prove whether or not I have a soul.

I pour Minute Maid peach punch into little vials and sell it to people as "elixir that makes you gay".

Just opened Digimon Time Stranger for the first time in 4+ months & was completely taken out bc I forgot I gave my Myotismon this name

This is what they call the butthole edit of the Cats movie in Japan.

A chihuahua practicing his pitiful face to ask for a treat.

"What's your biggest weakness?" Oof. I don't know. Probably bullets?

Kind of hurt my knee earlier when I was stepping up on the porch. Slipped and twisted my leg a bit. This is a different ache than usual and I think it'll be gone by tomorrow. Hopefully.

Getting the spiel from what you think is a born again Christian trying to convert you, but it's actually a vampire.

I wonder how Johnny Knoxville and the other Jackass guys would feel about a Broadway musical version of the show.

I live in an area where you can't spit without hitting some sort of nature and it's nice, but I need for the possum families to come back. That's the kind of nature I want to see. Show me their little gloved hands! Show me their little waddles when they walk!

Creature…

Listening to the Best Friends podcast and I swear I've listened to this one before. But maybe I've only heard the part where Nicole talks about the spicy chicken from her old high school?

#oc #sketch

Dressed up for his court appearance. Carl heard this judge was mean.

Exorcists for CAIN rpg (1/4)

Mystery bruise on my hand. I'm dying.

quit scaring my dog

I'm slowly losing my ability to be funny because my depression is killing me.

I love that this is about Godzilla

I've had such a bad time trying to sleep the last few days that I haven't even tried yet. Maybe I should give that a go.

My doe my right arm feel like shit. Oh yeah, I was lifting something heavy today.

Timothée Chalamet deciding to method act for Dune by recycling and drinking his own piss.

I need to finish Disgaea 5 someday soon. I'd also love to revisit Disgaea 2.

Watching Vinesauce play Subnautica 2 makes me want to play the first one, but my steam deck's joystiiiiiiiiiick. Why is Vinny doing this to me.