It hit. Disregard.

I’m sick, sick, sick for betting on a BG cover and the over. Anyone have the helpline number?

First spin through the new Camp Trash…this shit shreds. Nice work @franziamom.bsky.social and crew!

Oh fuck off

Oh fuck off

BEAMER BALL

Dark.

If the #Hokies lose to ODU, we forfeit the right to use Enter Sandman

The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it. Contemptible & pathetic.

Also, are we getting effed out of the first half of Tech-Vandy because of this stupid Clemson game?

Ohio State won the race to 69

🤯

WTF ESPN?

Won a live Honduran soccer bet. Not sure to be proud or ashamed.

AIN’T A MAN IN THE HOLLER LIKE DIRTY OUGHT TRILL

I’m watching college fencing on ESPNU that clearly happened weeks or months ago but dangit, this is fun. Shout out to the LIU coach.

Pop Pop gets a treat?

Somehow stumbled upon the Golden Girls episode in which Jenny Lewis guest starred in as a little girl

Was in Minnesota earlier this month for some Hold Steady shows, and yes, this is a thing. It's delicious. Hamm's or Grain Belt with a bunch of olives, please.

It’s the Enthroners. It’s always been the Enthroners. It will always be the Enthroners. Learn it.

Wait, The Mountain Goats AND Craig Finn playing in August at a venue within two miles of home. LFG!

You guys, Go Bills came up on my Spotify DJ today, the first good thing the damn DJ has done in ages. @franziamom.bsky.social

On the Overground to Watford. Always a pleasure to see the lads in person. You ‘Orns!

London coke addicts be like “See it, Say it, Snorted”

Spending my Saturday morning sweating out whether or not Notts County can get it done against Tranmere.

Really enjoyed this one. Looking forward to seeing the 'Orns in person in two weeks!

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Will be on a flight to the UK two weeks from now and I’m not sure I want to come back.

You think it’s bad for a one-off? I covered the Big South tournament there. Sun delays are brutal when you’re trying to get four games in during one day.

Just did a dramatic reading of Google reviews of the Djibouti Embassy in DC. Happy hour crowd was vaguely amused.

COMMANDERS

The Washington Wizards should move to Nuuk.

This is the water And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within. Dammit. RIP David Lynch.

Florence and the Machine? Nah dawg. Florence IS the machine.

Joss Whedon IMDB deep dive lets us know he was involved in a skin flick called “Muffy The Vampire Layer.” Sure. Then we discovered there was another porn called The DaVinci Load. Eek.

Didn't get to watch today, but looks like a hell of a win for the 'Orns to keep the Vic unbeaten streak running. Sadly, I was at the last home loss (Coventry, March '24). Supposed to go for Millwall and Swansea in March. Hope I'm not a jinx!

Asymmetrical is way more diabolical.

Also, the Caps are good. Learn it. BMac with the strong offseason moves and Carberry is a fucking dog. Let’s go!

Pop

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Tom Wilson’s moustache is glorious. Top shelf shit right there.

I’ll be at Massive Nights a week from now. Hell yes.

YOU ORRRRNNSSS! Considering we won all of 13 matches last year, I'll take nine wins before Thanksgiving. Promising!

Too early in the year for TV Teddy shenanigans

The Commanders were absolute ass all day and no amount of endgame shenanigans can cover for it.

I don't make these decisions, but I can't see how Pry holds onto his job if he finishes 5-7 with a loss at home to UVA to miss a bowl.

Patiently waiting for my Uncrustables to thaw.

You want the scars, but you don't want the war