There’s nothing that bothers me more than starting a podcast with a clear mission and beautiful show artwork, only for the audio to sound like it was recorded on a flip phone.

It’s 60 degrees outside and I just sat on my stoop for 30 minutes in shorts. Take that, winter—you bum!

Same but with plants. 🌱

It’s odd how, nowadays, a film’s success is often measured by its opening-week box office earnings, prioritizing commercial success over artistic value or storytelling.

Let’s keep these good vibes going.

I’m barely surviving this daylight savings.

To the new head of marketing at Apple Studios, let me just say this: You did that!

My Spotify Wrapped let me know I’ve only been listening to news podcasts, which is truly unhinged. I clearly need to get back to lighter stuff, like true crime.

Conclave (2024)

My wife and I trying to decide who’s gonna cook dinner tonight.

I only wish that Conclave would’ve played at Court street cause the mess would’ve had the crowd going.

Currently watching Beavis and Butt-Head Do America on the Criterion Collection app. That’s cinema 🤌🏾

Last night I went to see the revival of Gypsy on Broadway starring Audra McDonald and all I have to say is… she’s getting that Tony.

This is so cold.

As a society, we should come together and stop pretending that turkey tastes good.

I miss the days when grifters like this used to be ostracized by society.

Why didn’t Cousin Faith stay with Big Momma in the first place?

I recently watched the film Boiling Point (2021). As someone who’s worked in the food industry, I can say it’s an incredibly accurate portrayal, even down to the boss calling his ex-wife, high as hell on coke.

I guess it’s easier to believe that both these companies inflated their numbers instead of accepting that everyone thinks you’re a cornball—now even more than before.

Having Thanksgiving dinner at a fancy restaurant is truly a top-tier experience. No cooking, no dishes.

Do you know how terrible Earth has be right now for our mini moon to be like, ‘Nah, this is crazy. I gotta go but ya’ll be easy tho.’?

I just finished watching the season finale of From, and to be honest, I found it really disappointing. The pacing this season felt incredibly slow, with little to no resolution. It was so drawn out that the finale felt more like the midway point of the season.

Hopefully the Xenomorphs win this time cause I can’t keep taking L’s like this.

Me: “I haven’t checked Twitter in a few days. I wonder what’s going on.” Twitter:

I might have to start selling feet pics to go see Denzel Washington in Othello next spring.

So basically a Twitter government.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop grunting as if I were in excruciating pain every time I get up from the couch.

This is a remarkable analysis highlighting the missteps of the Democratic Party and why their campaign was destined to fail from the beginning. A must read.

Knowing how to drill into an asteroid apparently.

I have three after work events to go to this week.

New York is officially under a drought watch. I can only imagine those ‘I only shower once a month’ people are rejoicing right now.

To everyone blocking every alt-right account they come across, make sure to block the Trump rage-bait accounts too. Those folks bring just as much chaos.

I know Beyonce is about to put those Netflix engineers in a chokehold if they mess up her event.

I’m watching the 1998 Denzel Washington film Fallen for the first time. During a scene with him and John Goodman, I suddenly feel like I’ve seen this before—and then, out of nowhere, this classic meme happens.

So, when are we getting a Rue McClanahan lookalike competition?

Why wasn’t I part of the ‘Eat Soup on a Hot Day’ starter pack?”

Anyone surprised by Netflix’s terrible coverage of last night’s live event clearly didn’t experience the Love Is Blind live reunion show.

Netflix engineers right now #tysonpaul

This is an unbelievable level of pettiness. ❤️

Just remember, whoever Trump nominates today won’t be there tomorrow. Let the Hunger Games begin.

Leave that demon over there.

The wild part is that they started looking for all this information as soon as the election ended. Make that make sense.

Me currently trying to get into the holiday spirit.

Getting used to the cold weather again is always a challenge, but the quality of sleep is always top tier.

Tonight for dinner, I’m making creamy pumpkin pasta, a recipe by Bon Appétit. In theory, it should be good, but I’m not entirely convinced.

As someone who lived through the death of MySpace, I feel that Twitter is heading down the same path and I’m here for it.