Nothing makes me yearn for the asteroid more than trying to sell an item on Facebook Marketplace

Support primary challengers in all these elections

I don’t wanna hear about Dick Fucking Durbin ever again

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

Yesterday's political election results are an insightful reminder that pundits have absolutely no clue what they're talking about and are projecting their own anxieties on the voting public. Run rational, compassionate people with good ideas. All you gotta do!

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

SOMEBODY CALL A MOVING VAN

A socialist president in our lifetime A socialist congress in our lifetime A just country in our lifetime

6% in January to City Hall. I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from anybody about what’s possible, ever again

People who cite Cuomo's experience as a reason to vote for him are basically looking at the resume without making the reference call.

I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting

Dick Cheney was an evil human being, who did evil things. In his life, he made the world a more dangerous and threatening place to be. It is my greatest hope that we will not see his like again, but I am not optimistic.

If you buy this you're a mark. There's not a damn thing this product can do for you that isn't already done by the butter and/or mayo you have in your fridge. This is Big Condiment trying to get you to spend $9 on bullpucky. Have some self respect

Made wontons a few weeks back n now all I can think about is making wontons

Not a lot of people know this but at every wedding there’s a secret contest to see who can eat the most hors d’eurves (or however that is spelled) and I win every time

Fuck a juicy pale ale. Keep that shit away from me

Here’s a challenge: without using the words “Donald Trump,” what does Gavin Newsom believe? What are his values? What matters to him? Most importantly: how do you know?

I rly believe that anybody who votes for Andrew Cuomo, deep down inside, hates the city they live in and themselves for living in it

I like how anytime this guy gets asked about something unseemly he's like "oh i don't know anything. I'm just a stupid fucking baby"

This is a joke right?

I have seen enough! Time for Adam Silver to step down

Really weird answer by Fetterman, one that I'd have felt compelled to follow up on if I were John Berman

Sorry babe, Roundball Rock by John Tesh stays on during sex

One of the ways that you know life's not fair is that you have to watch Joshua Weissman videos (bad) to get the knowledge that is in his head (good, sometimes)

After seeing grizzly bear on their reunion tour I’m pleased to confirm that Daniel Rossen and Christopher Bear remain the two most talented musicians out there

Why are trash bins expensive. That is where my garbage lives

Tame Impala's 10-year streak of no good album remains unbroken

THAT'S MY MAYOR THAT'S MY FUCKING MAYOR GO #KNICKS

Crown heights needs a late night pho spot

"watch Only Murders in the Building, a television show that is so ass"

Kinda soul crushing to watch colleagues turn to AI models to help them write mundane work emails. Like did you really just kill a tree to ask me for an update on the status of a deliverable in a way that “sounds nice”

Any Magic: the Gathering article that quotes Michael Sandel is my kind of article. An absolute dinger by @parker.luckypaper.co

Staring into the sun to make my eyesight worse cuz a pair of glasses would really tie my whole look together

When I am president I am going to steal all of the NCAA’s money

Please GOD

I need this shirt

Frustrating to watch incompetent people fail up but I don't get to be one of them. On the real though this is so bad

Unless you truly hate film, you should go see One Battle after another

Gramma says she likes Aaron Rodgers. “He’s an introvert, much like myself”

Getting Killed is the album of the __________ and the time length keeps getting longer every time I listen

Nirvana, good band

If I were the NBA I would simply not schedule games in Abu Dhabi or any other city in a country that had a modern slave trade.

What I wouldn't give for the Radical Left in Congress to have anywhere near the power it would require for them to be responsible for this

On my way to class, where — much to my chagrin — the dazzling new album “Getting Killed” by the New York City-based rock band Geese probably will not come up

That moment in "taxes" where Cameron Winter says "you're gonna have to nail me dooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnn" is among the best moments in music this year

The neoliberal intelligentsia are really struggling to grapple with the ideological landscape they helped create huh

"The Saudi Public Investment Fund has released the player ratings for FIFA 2027"

“Getting Killed” by Geese Record of the year????

I think every democratic congressperson should fly to Portland to get in the streets and oppose this authoritarian overreach. To me that is the bare minimum