Went to petco to get a turtle for my daughter and after seeing the price I will now be taking a net to my local pond to get 1

Never thought I'd be siding with Disney but this nigga is crazy

I really hate it here

Chris hansen could save this country

Realizing the reason Republicans don't care bout the epstein files is most of them would fuck a 15 year old if they could get away with it

I was up all night watching Chris hansen 😩😂

No turkey for you 😂😂😂

This nigga Chris hansen is hilarious

My son is 2 months old wearing 6 month clothes 😩 pray 4 me

Sexaully transmitted CTE is wild 😂😂😂😂

Diddy woulda got more time if just tried for him for the fucking assault on Cassie smfh

Do my mutual still be skeeting ???

I saw jess hilarious in person and u know what.... I support her to the fullest 😩

Scheduled a circumcision for my son but I don't wanna go through with it but his mom won't let me cancel the appointment 😩😞

Having 3 kids under 3 is not for the weak 😩

How tf u get ur bluesky acc banned lmaooo

Damn you can disable quotes on here now lmaooo

I still can't believe a grown woman argued wit me that it takes 9 months not 10 for a baby to b born 😩😂😂😂

My babysitter be wanting 2 watch my daughter for free. I think she tryna steal my baby 🤔

Good morning 🫡

Accidentally liked this girls picture on IG now she's messaging me 😩😩😩

Sexy hunting outfit ??

Thank u for ur responses ladies ! I'll take this as a no 🙂‍↕️

Ladies, would yall be mad if ur bf went to see sinners without u ?? 😬 asking 4 a friend

Can yall post booty pics instead of spoiling sinners please 😩

Nobody talks bout how dating a broke mf take like 5 years off ur life

Harlem Nights

He'll be coming home cause them trump lawyers gonna get put in jail if he don't lmaooo

Every time I see someone call somebody " uncle tom" instead of Sambo i die a little bit

Damn I forgot yall kinda fine on here

They having a race war on Twitter!!!

My man said the other countries gonna have to back down cuz we too strong 🤦🏾‍♂️

The federal government is blocking the national Cancer Institute from publishing research that Marijuana is being used to treat cancer patients 🥴

The son of buc-ee's co founder got caught with CP 😳

Sooo everyone that DOGE fired the last few weeks just got their job back lmaooooooo real efficiency there

If ur having a bad day, elon lost 7 billion in 5 minutes. Hope that makes u feel better

It's crazy all the videos of fired federal workers i seen is WW 😂😂 they ain't know they ass was a DEI hire

U can see the crazy in this nigga eyes

This is so hard rn 😪

Bro wife was getting the best dick of her life 😩😩😂

Seeing ur wife tell another nigga " I love when u cum in me" would have me holding my chest like redd fox

Posting ppls profiles from dating apps is some lame ass loser shit

They said don't wear ur Goose in DC

Elon got more baby mama drama than any nigga I've ever heard of. How all ur bms' on ur website going on u

Damn yall got me hungry for some baked ziti now 😋

Just a reminder this is a Tory Lanez HATE account

We're sooo back !!!

Elon got more baby mama drama than any nigga I've ever heard of. How all ur bms' on ur website going on u

Imagine you see ur BM on the internet getting dragged for flying out 2 fuck a yn wit throat spray 😩😭 id be sick