Stream tonight! I gotta new mic! Let's go! 7pm CST with guests @qixie.bsky.social and @lotusprince.bsky.social ! Be there on Twitch. ...or don't. You could have other things to do, I don't know.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Plan this weekend is to finally do the goddamn immigration episode. ...so help me.

Mood

Counterpoint: Absolutely fucking not.

I cannot even with how beautiful this is. This is in Minneapolis with lights. Unreal.

"The traditional 80th anniversary gift is oak, which makes sense because that's what caskets are made of. But I digress." - @renegadecut.bsky.social ...I fucking wheezed with laughter.

Oh no! The continuity of James Bond has only mattered for the Daniel Craig Bond. Whatever will the writers do? What fake drama. Go back to the ambiguity of whether or not they are all same because Moore was at his wife's grave and Dalton's Bond "was married once, a long time ago."

Fine, I will write the next James Bond. INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through EXPLOSION BOND: This film is for grown ups

Absolutely correct

Legendary roast

This was so simple and you fucked it up. Democrats are not helping us with VERY few exceptions. Get primaried out of existence, old man.

What Liz said.

Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.

In a nutshell, this is it. They will try to destroy any leftist takeover, like they did with Bernie, even if this means more power to the GOP. *Nothing* that Trump has done (ICE, Cecot, tariffs, USAID, frivolous prosecutions of Trump oponents, even the murder of the Hortmans) matters to them.

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

And here it is, the Shameless Cashgrab Season 12 Wrap-Up episode. Thanks to @morganmerylsbs.bsky.social again for Season 12's card, to @littlebakery.bsky.social for Season 13's which makes its debut in this video, and @superherocrimson.bsky.social for being the countdown voice. youtu.be/uHHSQj2doBs

Mamdani’s politics, progressive politics, should be the tiles in the floor on which we stand. what he wants to achieve for New Yorkers (and for everyone, I assume) should represent the BARE MINIMUM of what we expect of every politician who asks us for a job

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

How many whippets does it take to clear out all the whipped cream in Ontario? Let's find out!

Um, @variety.com? That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...

The most corrupt administration in American history.

I'm really tired of the Roberts Court sucking Trump's dick. They are ghouls and also need to be tried for war crimes. The Supreme Court is designed to interpret the law, not be at the beck and call of a tyrant baby. How can anyone in law take this court seriously? It's baffling and gross.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Nope

My dad drunk texted me last night. I'm pretty sure I was expecting that, just not so soon. Fuck.

People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles

My favorite thing right now is people in my TikTok comments telling me Mamdani lied to me. Bro, he doesn't become mayor until 2026. Stop telling on yourselves.

One of my friends from NYC PLEASE send me a copy of the New York Post.

The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848.

At least all the DID episode is finally recorded?

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

It's time for Radio Dead Air, and we apologize for a lack of snarky comment tonight but we're simply in too good a mood this week. We deeply regret this optimism. live.radiodeadair.com

LMAO here we go.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

The death grip they have on Marxism/Communism as THE enemy 36 years after the fall of the Soviet Union (We "won," by the way) shows these folks have no ideas and live in the past.

Man, it's almost like standing up for human rights is a GOOD strategy. Imagine that.

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

Goddamn, if this was a wrestling promo, I'd still be all in on him anyway.

Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment. The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

Jacob Frey said hi to me today while I had my headphones in. Crush him, Minneapolis.

passing AOC over for leadership was a critical strategic error

Can't wait for all the think pieces about how millennials don't know what they want so they voted for socialism. As a millennial, I'm almost 40. It's my generation's & Gen Z's time now. I've heard for the last 20 years I'm too young/I don't understand/I have to wait my turn. Adapt or die.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

If you don't understand why we're celebrating Dick Cheney's death then you probably won't understand why everyone's blocking you.