The reason I know why it’s my wine glass… every time.

@theskepticsguide.bsky.social In case you were wondering, Wimbledon the baby aardvark was named after the BBC TV children’s show, The Wombles: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wom...

A boy can dream #TheArchers

Today is the 65th anniversary of Hancock's The Bowmans, broadcast #OTD 2 June 1961. "What's this? Joshua falls into the threshing machine?" #TheBowmans #TheArchers

When you were talking about Leeds you said: “It’s quite a little city…” It’s the fourth largest in the UK.

Henry’s winning logo design for the cricket team. #TheArchers

This is really well written and acted. #TheArchers

Debbie! #TheArchers

Had to be done.

We all love Dana, right? #ThePitt

Exclusive: screenshot from Nick Watt’s phone. #Newsnight

Storylines I would like to see in #TheArchers: 1. Bert becomes a public naturist 2. Tom and Natasha are convinced they’ve been abducted by aliens 3. Ruairi and George get it on 4. The tearoom is swallowed by a sinkhole 5. Ian says something interesting

Barrister doesn’t know that bats are protected and cannot be disturbed? Right. #TheArchers

Actually, it’s £800 minus income tax, Natasha! *phones HMRC* #TheArchers

Still think Bert is soon going to meet a new silent character. #TheArcher

Looks like Helen has put Tony's Fordson on Ebay. Wait until he finds out. #TheArchers

Listening on a slight delay (90 secs) this evening. Could you warn me to brace if there’s anything rally cringe coming up. #TheArchers

Who is Lottie’s date? Bound to be someone from the regular cast who will cause a stir. Who could it be? A. Chris B. Freddie C. Brian #TheArchers

I wish Bert had remained “a silent”. #TheArchers

St Michael’s Mount…

I’ve made a new friend: he’s the draft excluder in my holiday cottage. Male loneliness epidemic… my arse! #TheArchers

Evening. I’m out of town tonight. #TheArchers

Pottering about the house tonight when I realised that every time I move to a different room or open a cupboard or start a new task, I’m playing the Golden Girls scene change music in my head. Should I seek medical help?

⬇️This ⬇️

Brian’s going to peg it on the way to change his will. #TheArchers

The moment just before #Artemis loses contact with Earth as it travels around the far side of the moon. 🌒

While sitting on the toilet…

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Can’t wait for “Alan Carr goes to Mecca.”

I definitely think we should get to write our own episode of #TheArchers once a year. I’m writing to the new DG a soon as this pub closes.

I can’t be the only one hoping that the St Stephen’s ceiling collapse could have been #TheArchers answered to Emmerdale’s plane crash.

If you’ve never heard of Taco Tuesday, you’re about to find out next week. #TACO #Iran

Happy Easter, fellow masichists! #TheArchers

Meanwhile, on the Moon.

Lilian never used to spend quite so much time working at The Bull. Doesn’t she have a property empire to run? #TheArchers

Joining late and listening in delay… no spoilers. 😉 #TheArchers

Why is every single one of the Ambridge farm nepo babies such entitled clueless idiots? #TheArchers

Fact check: no one loves mulligatawny. #TheArchers

That’s an omnibus well worth listening to. #TheArchers

Rex is going to be saddle sore tomorrow. #TheArchers

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

One of the tropes that most annoys me in Ambridge is the only character development SLs that women seem to get is pregnancy. #TheArchers

Helen is glowing, eh? Has she fallen pregnant to Finlay? #TheArchers

Is the baby tapping away on a calculator? #TheArchers

Is there still hope that Helen will move to Scotland? #TheArchers

Celia’s judgement must be called into serious question. #TheArchers

Apparently, “spuggy” is northern dialect for sparrow. We always called them spadgers. #TheArchers

Does no one in Ambridge ever get a job offer in the normal way? #TheArchers