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You know how we’re calling posts on here skeets as a replacement for tweets? I did *not* know this and have taken to calling them bleats bc we’re all just bleating into the ether and honestly I think my word is better

Yup, I’m a total nerd when it comes to Liverpool history 🤷🏻‍♀️❤️

I’m not overly fussed about Xmas and I’m not someone who goes in for major festive decorating but I am also not someone who can walk past offensively pink tinsel and a glittery swan on a shelf in the Range without purchasing said tackiness 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love the school run shout-outs on Classic FM, absolute mayhem. Happy birthday to Jacinta, 9, who's going on a trip up Everest after her cor anglais exam, and Mungo, 7, who will be invested as Archbishop of York after his PhD viva on the origins of Mandarin.

Zzzzzzz….HIYA!!

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TIL that wombats can run at up to 25mph?? NGL, I kind of want to get chased down by a wombat now 🤷🏻‍♀️

This will forever be one of my Very Favourite Internet Things #doNOTbutterJorts

Aaaaah, just received my contributor’s copy of the upcoming Cthulhu by Gaslight from @chaosium.bsky.social and it is a thing of absolute beauty 🖤 So, so proud to have been part of this 🌟 #chaosium #cthulhubygaslight #callofcthulhu #rpg

Okay I’m trying this again. What have I missed? HMU with recs for following? Writing, UF, history, all that jazz 🙌🏻🌟

I'd tell that baby, "You believe in heaven, but my lord and savior is gravity," then I'd open my parachute and let the Christian baby make his own stupid Christian baby decision because I don't have time to negotiate cosmic nonsense with some dipshit baby in mid-air, c'mon

‘Lydia Lunch and Marc Hurtado perform the music of Suicide and Alan Vega’ - less a gig, more an art installation. Absolutely fucking brilliant 🖤

Ooh ooh look what the postie just delivered *skips happily* 🌟❤️ Got the whole set of waterfront ones now. Imma blu-tac them to my bedroom wall* and make ONE GIGANTIC MAP 🤩 (*I’m not losing the plot <entirely> it’s just that my work desk is in my bedroom 👍🏻) mybook.to/redanddead

I just discovered there was once a Christmas play put on the Royal Court Theatre in Liverpool called 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To Fazakerly' and NGL I would pay good money to see that

Oh

Get yourself a man who knows what you REALLY want to do on your birthday and makes sure it happens🤩❤️

My dad (gawdrestissoul) would have liked this—he’d regularly declare ‘you should end a sentence on a preposition never’ and then chortle like the evil gremlin he truly was

International spy agencies could learn a lot from typos, which are somehow capable of hiding thru seventy-six (approx) rounds of edits then popping up to give me the finger six months after the bastard thing’s been published

Ahhhh

Anyway if anyone can tell me why I—a vehement opponent of organised religion—have been humming ‘To Be A Pilgrim’ all day, that would be great

A good day at the coalface #urbanfantasy

So basically I’m following any accounts that a)I already know; b)seem like they might be fun in the pub; or c)post pics of animals and/or birds. That’s how this works, right?

we all thought Twitter’s collapse would be swift and sudden like the fall of the Roman Empire but instead it’s been a steady, irreversible decay like the fall of the Roman Empire

Everyone should have the confidence of Mr Bobinski wedging himself into my neck when I make the mistake of lying down for more than thirty seconds (don’t wedge yourself into strangers necks tho, that shit gets you arrested)

Okay I’m here (thanks @arminthedoor.bsky.social ) and have NFI what to do with it. Suggestions for who to follow? I’m an #urbanfantasy #author with a penchant for #history geekery, if that helps any 🤷🏻‍♀️ TIA! ❤️