don’t look under the bed 🤡 ✌🏻

film school reject 🚬 ✌🏻

daddy as a plushie 🧃 ✌🏻

well i’ve been fraid of changin cuz i’ve built my life around you 🏔️ ✌🏻

tummy tuesday 🪤 ✌🏻

bing crosby’s daughter shot j.r. 🧜🏻‍♀️ ✌🏻

everyone feels unsettled. no one knows why. 🦩 mcm ✌🏻

not trying to be anything other than what i am…i’m too fucked up to fake it 🫟 ✌🏻

keep on smurfin’ 🪁 ✌🏻

why dontcha just go home and sleep this whole thing off 🍿 ✌🏻

i’ll never forget my mother and parole officer getting together with a priest and discussing the difficulties i was having 🎱 ✌🏻

that freshly fucked glow 💡 ✌🏻

No, they aren’t veneers 😬 🍆 FCF 🥩 💦 ✌🏻🤣

No, they aren’t veneers 😬 🍆 FCF 🥩 💦 ✌🏻🤣

🥩 FCF #fcf ✌🏻

Right up to the edge… 💦 ✌🏻

🥩 FCF #fcf ✌🏻

Right up to the edge… 💦 ✌🏻

Daddy’s Girl 🩷 ✌🏻

Yeah, but will there be food? 🫦 ? FCF #fcf 🙃 ✌🏻

Yeah, but will there be food? 🫦 ? FCF #fcf 🙃 ✌🏻

Grab hold and suck it down 🍺 FCF ✌🏻 #fcf

Let’s get fucked up 🧸 ✌🏻

It’s ok - I’ll get by 👉🏻 FCF #fcf ✌🏻

“But you ARE a mess…in a good way.” - Daddy. This Morning. 🙃 ✌🏻

Put a smile 😊 on your pretty face and don’t hurt the people you love ♥️ ✌🏻

Put a smile 😊 on your pretty face and don’t hurt the people you love ♥️ ✌🏻

Beat it like your mad at it 🥊 ✌🏻

Daddy’s Little Cock Whore ↙️ ✌🏻

⚠️ Choking Hazard ⚠️ FCF 🍌 ✌🏻 #fcf

Let us give thanks for the Bull Daddies…every single one of you 🐂 🥰 ✌🏻

Beat it like your mad at it 🥊 ✌🏻

Grab hold and suck it down 🍺 FCF ✌🏻 #fcf

⚠️ Choking Hazard ⚠️ FCF 🍌 ✌🏻 #fcf

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Hi! 👋🏻 ✌🏻🧸

Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment. From March 2011 on the Eastern Market Metro. Out and about in DC on one of our weekend trips. It was my favorite profile pic for many years. Also I miss that jacket. Simpler, happier times.

It’s ok - I’ll get by 👉🏻 FCF #fcf ✌🏻

Ready for the weekend. Who wants to play?

FCF? Ok 👍🏻 #fcf ✌🏻

Who's gonna start sucking this?

Happy Friday!

Hefty work on the boobage tonight 🥵 first full week back in the books!

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