Always and forever - Dad’s big dick.

My favorite pervy porn uncle - Ron Jeremy

Repost if you’re open for having more gooning buddies!

Danny D. does party tricks. Who knew?

John Holmes

Randy Spears. Handsome 80’s straight porn stud. Great body, great dick, but the topper was his deep growly voice. I was always happy when he was in a scene. I think he left the business to find God or something like that. Check him out.

I would lick those balls and suck that cock on this dad for hours.

This is so fucking hot!

Steve Holmes and those damn balls of his that I’d love to lick.

Fat fuck and sex addict Ron Jeremy. Never the hottest porn stud to watch, but you had to admire his enthusiasm and love of making his dick feel good.

Fuck love me some verbal porn! Just a bro teaching his F*aggot friend to his favorite thing 👄 🍆

Jack Wrangler was so damn hot back in his day. I remember him being one of my first associations with gay porn because he appeared in ads for Super 8 porn movies in my Dad’s porn magazines. He had a fascinating life - died in 2009 at the young age of 62. Worth looking into if you don’t know him.

All before getting out of bed in the morning.

The male pact that no one ever talks about: men like to watch other men fuck holes. Straight, gay, bi - doesn’t matter. We all get mesmerized by the sight of cock fulfilling its biological roll. It’s time we embrace the power in each other as brothers.

Getting my gift from Grandpa.

Ron Jeremy and a pussy he is impregnating. That is all.

May you be fortunate enough to have had a dad you can fantasize about. I did.

A real men separates Love from Sex. #gaytwink #analsex #gaysex #sexymen

Guys, take my advice - all men would be far happier if they let their cocks do the thinking. When you come right down to it, that’s our purpose as males. Do what you were made for.

We need more places like this. A place for males to relax, watch porn, and bate with bros…away from the family.

Steve Holmes (not to be confused with the late, legendary John Holmes). There’s something about him that gets my dick hard. I’ve spent so many hours watching him fuck cunt over the years, and I think part of what I like is he resembles my Dad quite a bit. Any other Steve fans out there?

The perfect dad.

Typically at any given time I’m watching porn, bating, having sex, or thinking about sex, Occasionally, if I am very lucky, I am doing all four at the same time.

Ok, let me get something off my chest. I love bate and sex memes, but one thing I personally dislike is referring to bators as “losers”. If you’re a bator, you are a goddamn winner. You’re a fucking star in world of boring, undersexed, beta men who rely on others for their sexual happiness. ❤️Bators

This clip triggers my penis. Thank you to whoever created this. It’s perfect.

The guy sitting with the cigarette and the drink is totally my vibe. He should lite the cigarette, though. It would taste better.

Gentlemen - This is like a roadmap for how to spend the rest of your life. Better put this somewhere you will see it daily.

I’m not sure even this would be enough for me. 😈

Just half the year. Hello Florida men!

I’d say this is about right.

Danny D/Matt Hughes - basically a life support system for his cock. Lucky fucker.

Damn!

I started becoming a serious bator when I discovered in my 20’s that coming home from the bars, putting on porn, and making myself drinks led to fantastic long edge sessions. Late night drunk bating is still a favorite.

Sexy as fuck. You can keep your muscle men and pretty boys. Give me a shirtless regular masculine guy with a little beer gut who likes to smoke and show his dick off. Now THAT’s sexy!