I’m so sorry

Woke 2 Target: binders are in the back to school section

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social why are you helping to kill progress in the party. You're not even some long standing senator benefiting from the gerontocracy. I want you, as my rep, to be supporting progress in the party and country.

@thewaroncars.bsky.social how many chapters of the book are dedicated to the Sheffield rack and the war against dysfunctional novelty racks.

Posting shinkansen on main

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

I recently bought huckleberries at the farmers market and the vendor closed our conversation with a solemn "huck it up" and I hope I never forget that moment

What you're referring to as Bluesky, is in fact, BLU/Sky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, BLU plus Sky.

wow trump’s birthday message to epstein is pretty damning

kiss cams are the surveillance state btw

Guy who doesn't realize the recent posts about elmo being anti-semitic are different

guy who thinks Gronk said all that

Me: Give it to me straight, don't sugar coat it. Just hit me with the facts Super intelligence, for sure: I'm MechaHitler

I grew up in Texas, got out when I could, hate the state and everyone that runs it, hope my family leaves it so I never have to go back to even visit. If you think a bunch of kids deserved to die just for existing there, you're pathetic. I pity you.

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

Here at the New York Times real journalists like me properly cite our sources, which in this case is twitter user ReichFan1488

Well Well Well, I Am Ready To Defend To The Death A Mayor Who Doesn't Suck Shit

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

maybe you shouldn't

all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat

BREAKING: codebreakers have finally solved the Zodiac’s final cypher. After years of studying and many (MANY) attempts, experts have agreed that the decoded message reflects Zodiac’s last will and testament. it reads: ANDREW CUOMO FOR NYC MAYOR 2025

I am at the war on California. I’m at the war on Iran. I’m at the combo war on California and Iran.

If Harris, Clinton, Bernie, Obama, anyone that I voted for started a war for no reason I'd be calling for impeachment. If you vote Republican and don't right now, you're an animal. Now's your one shot to prove you have any spine.

The Trevor Project is triple matching donations right now. They work to prevent suicide in LGBTQ youth and are a miraculous organization that Trump just cutoff from the national suicide hotline. www.thetrevorproject.org

oh my god

In light of Pride month I'm fundraising for Point of Pride, an incredible trans-led nonprofit that provides direct gender affirming care & things like HRT to trans ppl in need. Please, please donate any small amount that you can. Every bit makes a major impact! secure.givelively.org/donate/point...

huge if true

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?

Chuck Schumer issues stern warning to Kristi Noem: "That's strike one."

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

oh fuck off

lol

Horrific murder of two Israeli embassy staffers in the middle of DC. This kind of violence is illegal, immoral, inexcusable and of course - if the chant of ‘free Palestine’ by the alleged shooter is true - solves nothing and helps zero Palestinians.

This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.

Gerry Connolly is the sixth congressman to die in office in just over a year. All were Democrats. Let's go there: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/gerry-conn...

Tough news on the local front. Our historic rape and murder factory burned down. They didn't use it for rape and murder anymore but a lot of people liked to get their senior photos taken there for some reason. Our economy is devastated

One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture

Learning tabs to this song grok won't stop telling me about

The Grok thing is a perfect lesson, really, about how ai "tools" will absolutely reflect and echo the ideological priorities and weird obsessions of its owners

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social don't give the TERFs the time of day