Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist.

Gotta think the next “Blacks for Trump” meeting is going to be pretty awkward.

“It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality.”

The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person.

Everyone involved with the movie “Ishtar” send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs.

At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie.

Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files.

Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap.

ICE bragging about how after the kidnapped a child to use him for bait, they did not kill him.

Some ask, “Why would he bring a gun to a protest.” The answer is simple: “Because he could.” The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didn’t want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?

"All victories against this administration are temporary. It is still headed by a raging, vengeful narcissist and stuffed to bursting with nihilistic shitheels.... But all anyone can do at moments like this is push back, and push back, and push back again.”

You have the right to keep and bear arms, but if you bring one to a protest ICE can shoot you, even if you have a permit to carry it and never take it out of its holster. And if you make an ICE agent feel threatened he can shoot you even if you don’t have a weapon and don’t do anything threatening.

Democrats never came for your guns, but Republicans are telling you if you carry a gun in public they can (and probably will) kill you.

If ICE is “making America safer” why do I feel LESS safe than I ever have in my own country?

Democrats have never trampled on gun rights like Republicans are doing now. Carry a gun legally and you get shot by law enforcement! That’s the Republican policy.

What’s the difference between ICE and Nazis? Nazis showed their faces.

It’s not enough for ICE just to kill you. They feel the need to kill you again and again.

To all the MAGAs saying if people would just comply with the authorities they wouldn’t get hurt, please remember your words when we finally pass some common-sense gun-control laws and the authorities come to take your assault rifles. You will meekly comply, right?

We keep thinking, “They can’t kill all of us”, but ICE keeps trying to prove us wrong.

I feel sure the man that ICE murdered today would still be alive if he had just gotten into the boxcar when the Nazis told him to do so.

How do all the staunch 2A advocates feel now that “being armed” is a justification for being wrestled to the ground, pistol whipped, and shot to death?

The media and everyone else need to stop referring to ICE as “federal agents” and start calling them what they are: “violent untrained thugs”.

“Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.” And pull them out of every other American city too!

ICE sure seems to enjoy shooting people multiple times.

Fuck ICE.

I love this idea. Let’s investigate EVERYONE who has $30 million or more to find out exactly how they got it and make sure that everything they have ever done is 100% legal.

Trump said he had worked out a deal with European leaders for Greenland. European leaders say they don’t know what Trump is talking about. As usual, Trump doesn’t know either.

I prefer Presidents who can remember which ally they want to invade.

Trump has decided not to take Greenland by force, because European leaders have told him he will not be allowed to take it, period.

And they eat cake in every one of them.

Has anyone mentioned to Trump that Greenland is FULL of foreigners?

Trump has definitely made America more religious. Every morning Americans wake up, read what he did the day before, and think, “JESUS CHRIST!”

The world must not let Greenland become Trump’s Anschluss or Sudetenland. Force must be met by force. It’s the only thing dictators and schoolyard bullies understand.

The President of the United States is batshit crazy.

Trump is applying to Greenland the lessons he learned from Vietnam: 1) We must burn the village in order to save it. 2) Send someone else’s child to fight.

I’m giving Trump the 2nd Place (Consolation Round) Putt-Putt trophy that I won when I was 9. Pretty sure it will mean more to him than it ever meant to me.

Taking someone else’s Nobel Peace Prize is pretty awful, but still not as bad as taking someone else’s Purple Heart.

Trump gets ultimate participation trophy.

Yeah, there’s a nuclear-armed country with a crazy leader about to invade it! Denmark should not have allowed that.

Who knew that “internal bleeding” was another way of saying “murdered someone by shooting them in the head”?

If there had been cell phone video at Auschwitz showing every angle of Jews being forced into the gas chambers, Trumpers still would have said that they got what they deserved for causing the Nazis to feel threatened.

Calling ICE “law enforcement” is like calling a pedophile “child protective services”.

We may never find out if Trump could shoot a man on 5th Avenue and not lose any voters, but we now know for sure that ICE can shoot a woman in Minneapolis and Trump’s supporters will say she deserved it.

I have absolutely no law enforcement training but I feel like a could step out of the way of a slowly moving vehicle without having to shoot the driver three times.

My ancestors came to America in 1749. I’m not safe from ICE. You’re not safe from ICE. No one is safe from ICE.

Any law enforcement officer who is not smart enough to step out of the way of a slowly moving vehicle should not be issued a firearm.

Sounds about right.

Trump’s invasion of Venezuela is a clear sign that he is planning to pardon Diddy. Venezuela has a lot of oil and Trump wants it for the get-out-of-jail Freak Off.

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

I have to think this won’t help Trump’s chances of winning a Nobel Peace Prize.