Spirit Airlines has ceased operations, reports highest level of service and customer satisfaction in years.

One king. One jackass.

The Pope is weak on crime. So are all the priests. They just won’t stop forgiving people!

Which should concern Christians more, that Trump posted a picture where he looks like Jesus, or that he now claims he’s not aware of what Jesus looks like?

Looking forward to Trump inviting the Artemis crew to the WH and serving them McDonalds hamburgers and fries.

Trump brilliantly negotiated a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz after some dumbass started a war with Iran and got it closed down.

People who said things like this about Charlie Kirk got fired.

Trump plans to replace TSA agents with ICE agents on Monday. ICE agents were poorly trained to do the job they had, and will be completely untrained to do the job they are being given on Monday. What could possibly go wrong?!

Know what else is “so easy” and has “so little risk”? NOT starting a war with Iran for no good reason, that’s what.

Stolen valor.

“Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally.” — Anne Applebaum

Can you believe that America’s historic allies, after only a year of being ridiculed and threatened by America’s president, are choosing not to help America prosecute a war that America started, which they were not consulted on and did not want?

Trump says high oil prices “are making us a lot of money.” Who is this “us” of which he speaks? It sure as hell isn’t me or anyone I know!

The stock market is performing so badly Pam Bondi might release the Epstein Files just to distract our attention.

I’m glad to see we are fighting in Ecuador now. The war in Iran was getting SO passé.

According to Marco Rubio the US attacked Iran not because they were armed and dangerous but because we thought they MIGHT be armed and dangerous, so the US has now become the George Zimmerman of nations.

The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.

Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president.

“You fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!” — James Carville, on Donald Trump

Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. I’d like my refund in cash, please.

If the whole system will collapse if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, then the whole system NEEDS to collapse.

The Lord forgives most people’s sins, and a high stock market forgives all Trump’s sins.

If stocks keep going down, will Pam Bondi finally decide it's worth her time to start looking for pedophiles?

Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist.

Gotta think the next “Blacks for Trump” meeting is going to be pretty awkward.

“It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality.”

The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person.

Everyone involved with the movie “Ishtar” send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs.

At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie.

Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files.

Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap.

ICE bragging about how after the kidnapped a child to use him for bait, they did not kill him.

Some ask, “Why would he bring a gun to a protest.” The answer is simple: “Because he could.” The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didn’t want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?

"All victories against this administration are temporary. It is still headed by a raging, vengeful narcissist and stuffed to bursting with nihilistic shitheels.... But all anyone can do at moments like this is push back, and push back, and push back again.”

You have the right to keep and bear arms, but if you bring one to a protest ICE can shoot you, even if you have a permit to carry it and never take it out of its holster. And if you make an ICE agent feel threatened he can shoot you even if you don’t have a weapon and don’t do anything threatening.

Democrats never came for your guns, but Republicans are telling you if you carry a gun in public they can (and probably will) kill you.

If ICE is “making America safer” why do I feel LESS safe than I ever have in my own country?

Democrats have never trampled on gun rights like Republicans are doing now. Carry a gun legally and you get shot by law enforcement! That’s the Republican policy.

What’s the difference between ICE and Nazis? Nazis showed their faces.

It’s not enough for ICE just to kill you. They feel the need to kill you again and again.

To all the MAGAs saying if people would just comply with the authorities they wouldn’t get hurt, please remember your words when we finally pass some common-sense gun-control laws and the authorities come to take your assault rifles. You will meekly comply, right?

We keep thinking, “They can’t kill all of us”, but ICE keeps trying to prove us wrong.

I feel sure the man that ICE murdered today would still be alive if he had just gotten into the boxcar when the Nazis told him to do so.

How do all the staunch 2A advocates feel now that “being armed” is a justification for being wrestled to the ground, pistol whipped, and shot to death?

The media and everyone else need to stop referring to ICE as “federal agents” and start calling them what they are: “violent untrained thugs”.

“Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.” And pull them out of every other American city too!

ICE sure seems to enjoy shooting people multiple times.

Fuck ICE.

I love this idea. Let’s investigate EVERYONE who has $30 million or more to find out exactly how they got it and make sure that everything they have ever done is 100% legal.

Trump said he had worked out a deal with European leaders for Greenland. European leaders say they don’t know what Trump is talking about. As usual, Trump doesn’t know either.