making dinner

confronted a nazi at the cleveland metroparks zoo yesterday and of course he just stared at me and said nothing like the cowards they all are

the rachel phelps origin story

it’s hard to get upset about ticky tack things when you just miss a hundred wide open shots

when it’s brunson it’s “good job selling” when it’s harden it’s “this is unethical basketball”

it’d be really neat if the cavs could make a wide open three

Kenny atkinson

dennis schroder with six shots in nine early minutes and jaylon tyson is somehow just completely out of the rotation

don and harden combined for 14 assists/1 turnover I mean

I mean if duren isn’t gonna get called for a blatant two armed shove in the back then we can just start the bus

you could argue that the cavs forced a game 7

GET WADE OUT I MEAN JESUS

KENNY WYD

this officiating is absolutely bonkers

fire dean wade into the sun

could not script the play that sealed it any more perfectly

the individual ways the cavs manage to lose various possessions is absolutely incredible

surely kenny atkinson won’t be sitting donovan mitchell mid-fourth in a close game for the second game in a row right

I mean james harden is unplayable

sure the harden turnovers are bad but have you seen his defense

we’re at a point where I’d rather watch the cavs defend than attempt a fast break

a deeply unserious basketball team

if you’re massively outcoached by jb bickerstaff then you’re not long for this league

kenny atkinson following up the brilliant decision to keep jarrett allen on the floor with two fouls in the first quarter with an extreme amount of thomas bryant is all sorts of yikes

harden woof

ZERO FUCKING SHAME

and once again ohioans have to ask themselves if they should trust an actual medical doctor or a billionaire

you honestly have to wonder if clase’s people have found a new game in town

what does donovan mitchell have to do to get a whistle

well the thomas bryant experiment was fun

what a wild ass quarter of basketball

the cavs had to waste two challenges on just completely obvious shit

welcome back donovan vernell mitchell

what in the world is up with donovan mitchell

finally doesn’t hesitate and hits

if dean wade passes up one more open three i’m really gonna lose it

do you ever roll up to a kid’s birthday party and they’re serving food that you want to smash but you also don’t want to be judged so you don’t eat it well if that’s you then look to the corner of the room where you will find me housing your portion in complete isolation with zero fucking shame

cavs with 13 turnovers, missing almost every open 3, and scottie barnes turning into a sharp shooter and it’s tied lmao

scottie barnes turning into steph curry is the funniest thing

Harden: "Just trying to be a ball hawk" Mitchell: "Hog or hawk" Harden: "Hawk. Like attack the ball" *looks at Mitchell* Harden: "Anyways, um..."

while driving i’ve swapped out the bird for a thumbs down because it feels like it’s way more hurtful

the art of the deal

told my kids to come into the room to facetime with my dad and the five year old very bluntly responds with “you can’t facetime your mom bc she’s buried underground”

brother why are don and harden in

lol don

it very well may have been

I mean this is nuts

tony brothers

boy if i’m toronto and i see scottie hit three threes and ingram dominate the midrange and the cavs miss every single uncontested three i do not feel very good about being down four