There’s something to be said for going to Physical Therapist (ie. someone who can actually help) and NOT a chiropractor

Are we just letting “Not for da Latinos” go or nah?

“Make a girl you think is pretty laugh” is the absolute greatest advice you can give someone trying to date. I’ve served the *ultra* rich The ones who married for lifestyle or social demands. They were ones crying in their salad

I will die before I lose my 718

Kind of ironic how Saturn devoured his son. Saturn isn’t exactly known for being the greatest father He could have highlighted the nature of prophecy and the innate treachery of hereditary power. But he chose cannibalism.

Guys. Panicrat was *right* there

Post a banger not in English. (This became an English banger)

What if Xi came out and was like, “listen, I gotta hand it to him, I was going to cancel ice hockey”

Being an adult who was recently diagnosed with ADHD Like the first the doctor asked was about my sleeping habits growing up. Not just now.

Except the Jets.

So the Ring ad was then saying “hey, we’re using this against you”

I look forward to a robot performing a flawless back tuck after terrorizing poor people. Which will be its fucking purpose.

The super bow ratings might be lower than expected tomorrow. The dumbest people you know will claim it was because of Bad Bunny And not because of a ham sandwich of a matchup

Jurassic World: Dominion. The first act sets up a phenomenal moral question of “what do we owe these animals” and the rest of the movie js “a bunch of raptors go to sleep away camp”

I want ice skates in the dunk contest.

He’s an odious worm. A no talent hack with the views of a bright 8th grade altar boy at a middling conservative catholic boys school

This is the worst rotation ever assembled.

The dumbest motherfuckers in America will call this weather manipulation, cloud seeding , and geo engineering.

Yah. Kids aren’t applying to these schools because there’s no Asians. They’re applying there because it’s warm year round, and they want to go to “Hedonism U”

Which one is Brantley Gilbert. It’s not so easy.

Man, shut the fuck up you herb ass goober

Yeah. Something’s off in this text. It wouldn’t shock me if it’s fake. But there’s a lot of missing “the” and “a”

Not be all “ LETS TALK ABOUT GAME THEORY” but I remember that this was one person that Louise Mensch was hammering on in like 2015

Among a certain set this proves that the vaccine doesn’t work.

When people get interviewed by Chotiner, is it like when dudes fall for a stripper? No no, he really agrees with me He won’t make me look bad.

Listen, as a Dylan fan, there is possibly no greater punishment than live Dylan, especially for those not accustomed to his style Oh, would you like home to play a medley of his most popular songs? Nope. Here’s a 17 minute jam band version of All Along The Watchtower, that sounds nothing like it

Don’t marry the wrong person, kids

I can’t stress enough that “the Amish don’t get autism” is essentially gospel amongst a certain set of

Multiple millions and connections to multiple billionaires.

Just went on Facebook for the first time in about 3 years. Holy shit. It’s unusable.

They can explain it. (Overtime scam especially near retirement) They just don’t have emails saying “I would like to work overtime every day for 4 years so that my retirement pay is inflated”

This is the shit you’d put when you need two actors to round out your off-off broadway play your producing in a 3rd floor walk up

Ma’am you need therapy for your depression.

Feed the Birds should be *way* more famous of a song. It really shows off what the Sherman Brothers could do when they weren’t being clever or silly. Just melody and simple lyrics.

Douthat is gonna write 4,000 words on why, for the conservatives named, what they did wasn’t wrong because of the Bible and the age of Mary.

No thanks. it’ll be filled with nano-tech particles supplied by Microsoft that link to 5G networks and can turn you into a cyborg in order to create automatons.

I really can’t explain how many people i grew up with believed things like “Tony soprano peak male” And it’s like I beg you to watch the show. Everyone’s life is made worse by Tony. He’s miserable and alone

Pretty awesome time to have an insurance gap and not be able to go to therapy.

I’d imagine it’s “less work, less pressure, good money”

Go and rewatch and register to A Might Wind. Catherine O’Hara turns that whole movie from what could have been a slightly mean spirited Chris Guest movie to a grounded movie with pathos world class comedic talent, while showing vulnerability. And watch her speak at John’s Funeral.

Was literally no one else available

“You’re watching ads, you broke bitch” is a first ballot half of fame heckle

“And Stephen” They’re all coming after each other now.

ARS LONGA. vita brevis

I mean, having the jets and Miami in your division helps too.

Drop a bad guy you actually love

These people are right wingers who wish to keep their friends

Catholic Church? Pretty sure Douthat is square with it

Therapy is for libs

Jamelle is correct. But I think the sticking point is that this admin truly believes it has public opinion. Inasmuch as the public “that matters” agrees.