Manfred may not realize this, but Bryce harper is also very rich. And legit gangsters, not lawyers who once watched Casino, would be thrilled to defend him

Is he from Chicago? New York? New Jersey? Kansas City? Who knows. Depends on the scene.

Being able to meet a stranger and have a pleasant 10 minute conversation about the Yankees, your home town, or like some restaurants you like, is how you develop relationships. “Hey Jerry, is that guy from NC gonna be at your party? He was nice.”

“I can’t be here, I got priors”

I wonder, if the RNC wanted to be strategic, could they have pushed redistricting in like, Iowa, Indiana, etc. and NOt TX. Because dems might have let those go with the specter of TX saying “if you retaliate well redistrict” - and. It knowing that CA would act this fast

Where is Vesuvius, then? I don’t know, Turkey? This is a fucking Beckett scene. You can’t convince me otherwise

Parks and Rec has aged *fine*. Some People just think Chris Pratt is cringey Michael Schur shows have an almost insanely positive view of human nature. As we age and get more cynical it looks worse. That said, 30 rock aged better because it may be the best writing + casting for a comedy 1/2

it’s silly of course, but has such disdain for the intelligence of the audience, as to be insulting

Can you believe that people who hate NYC, its residents, its history, and resent what it represents, would say things like this?

When a democrat comes along and paints over this, it will be treated as if they ripped up an original copy of the constitution

In his honor, shouldn’t everyone say “go fuck yourself”

I mean let’s forget how social media brain rotted this is… If you’re Texas - YOU WANT THIS! It’s not some blue-haired they/them with an Art History degree that real you’re all afraid of that would move It’s conservatives with money!

If there in a FB group, then they are getting *bombarded* with anti-Tylenol slop

One who likes him?

Aloof? Even the NYPosts heart isn’t into it

@wolter.bsky.social - happy birthday to Jackson.

Abe Vigoda, the guy from those Conan sketches?

From a marketing standpoint - saying your bills are only fans and child support is incredible customer segmentation.

When you’re eating a candy bar and thinking “boy this would be better if…” The answer you’re looking for is ROLO It would be better if it was a Rolo.

Reminded of the time a sportswriter tried to argue that Lamar Jackson wasn’t actually as a good of a passer as his numbers said — because he was so good as a runner he didn’t have to make bad throws. Yeah. He’s a worse passer because he doesn’t make bad throws.

He signed a $4.18 MM signing bonus in August 2024 His contract is $760,000 this season. I don’t know if his deal is a split contract.

What do you call the act? THE ECONOMIST!

The software is going to have some name like “FCR Type II”

Yeah. My gut sense is that they don’t want to. And they haven’t faced any repercussions, so who cares.

There are three siblings between my parents. I think I had like 9 aunts growing up. And more than a few had *zero* relationship , they were just my parents friends from when they were young. This is very normal

I have a theory, and I call it the “pornogrification of RW media” and boy howdy does this help my little idea

How often do you get a player telling the press “the owner? Oh fuck him”

Are the ramifications “watching hannity orgasm on air”

This is bog-standard wellness shit. Pay attention. And also they’ll complain (because they currently do) that there are too many shots.

Because you expect pushback and/or court cases. Once it’s demolished, no takesies backsies

Wait. He’s 32?!

Bring back OTB only make it for 7 team parlays and prop bets.

“No, No, Guys, these killings in the Caribbean are totally ok” By Ross Douthat

City=lib, so he won’t really care.

While a few may move, or more likely change their resident state from NY to where their second home is, there isn’t the same juice. You live in a floor-through on 76th because you want to lunch at Bergdorfs and be feted by broadway producers You ain’t getting that in Tampa

You have to care about players to care about a team. The NBA is *phenomenal* at creating stars. MLB is terrible at it.

@motorcyclesports.bsky.social is your whole site AI generated text?

Guys. Who is trading for Allen Lazard? Are the Steelers going to give up anything to get that team back together?

hi I’m Javier, and I’ll be singing “One Day More”

It’s the Atlantic, guys.

So, with this whole Kenny logging thing, are MAGA going to start pretending they Love Jim Messina?

Don’t mess with K-Log

“No choosing what to watch for 45 minutes” “I spent all week deciding what to rent on Friday night” — THE SAME GUY!

This guy has a neighbor who is, on one side of the table or the other, a yard sale flipper. And he haaaaattttes it

Tomorrow, if my shoulder holds up, I am going to attempt to bench press 300. A PR. I’m putting this here to put into the ether.

Ohhh just a little sparkly-warkly. Some lighty-dightys for the people.

Oooh. How about

There’s only one answer

Lot of people read this as “dating friends”. It’s not that, it’s ”dating a friends friend” And I’ll bet the implosion is because people are anxious that the friend will find out some weird secret about your sex stuff

This looks like they hired someone who hates both people