They did not hit the Dazz Band at this family reunion! #911onabc

Imma be so real. . . The likelihood of me keeping up with this thread is very low. I've been waiting my whole life for this Eddiesode! Gonna try to soak it all in. But when I need to scream. . . I'll do so here. #911onabc 🧵

NOT. GOOD. NEWS. #911onabc

Not sure about the specifics of the science behind that opening scene, but I'm pretty sure that's not right. #911onabc

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I can't believe I'm saying this. . . #911onabc Season 9 here we go!!!! 🧵

#EnglishTeacherFX is so good. It's probably my favorite comedy on TV right now. We all know #TheBearFX is not a comedy. #Hacks is Hacks. English Teacher perfectly blends social messaging and politics with comedy in a way that's actually funny. Hysterical actually.

Completely forgot that McCorkle is the backup in San Francisco. That's gonna be interesting. . .. Might take a peak at that game this weekend. See what happens. #NFL #49ers

What a messy game for the #BuffaloBills And yet. . . They found a way. Baltimore came to play, Lamar was Lamar, but the Bills edged them out in the end. Couldn't ask for a better way to start the NFL season! #SNF Unfortunately, the #Texans did not come out swinging.

Everybody wants Naomi Osaka to win the #USOpen at this point. Right?

Taylor, Hugo's family might not like the fact that your sweat band is upside down. I find it hilarious though. 🤭 #USOpen

The QBs in Buffalo did not just say "All hail Josh!" during their little pep session. You know what, when Josh Allen is QB 1 I can understand why. I still find it a little weird though. A little demeaning for the rest of the QB room. #BuffaloBills #HBOHardKnocks

The Madden 26 soundtrack is ELITE. Let me make that playlist.

You don't have to be a fan of the Bills to be a fan of Josh Allen. Unless you were raised to absolutely despise the Bills. On top of being an elite QB, he's just a really humble guy. Same with Jayden Daniels, Tua, Kirk Cousins. They aren't elite, but just come off as really good guys.

I have to give props to #HardKnocks, when I first heard that they were following the #BuffaloBills for their training camp series, I was so certain that we would see little to none of Josh Allen. And look at who is the first to appear on my screen! Football season is coming up quick! Can't wait!

How many days is too many days to lie in bed after the #BarExam?

I promise to God I never cry when watching TV or movies. But damnit Tonnato has got me tearing up. 🥺 Season 4 has redeemed #TheBear. The LEGEND Jamie Lee Curtis and Jeremy Allen White have already solidified their #Emmys in 2026. Let me finish this episode real quick.

About to finish up Contracts on #BarPrep. I already don't know which months have 31 days, but will I also have to account for leap year? Struggle bus. 😢

"Mike and Quinta, enjoy your Emmys. I have two arms and a thigh." I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT ROLIN!👏🏾👏🏾 Nobody who makes a show at the caliber of #IWTV should care about the nominators's opinions. Some day they will realize what they were missing. But I will fight for you until I breathe my final breath.

You have got to be kidding me! Did we not all just witness a living legend? I mean, Nicole's speech was great. . . but. . .. 😔 #TonyAwards

I told y'all not to try to do a performance no more! It's okay to get upstaged by Audra McDonald. Sit down. #TonyAwards

😳 Nobody else can perform anymore. Audra McDonald dropped the mic. You can't pick it up. LEGEND. ICON. MOTHER. #TonyAwards

So. . . I hear the Roy siblings are all tied for EGOT status. Is it crazy that I think Kieran is the closest to nabbing it? Granted, they all have the same weakness in nabbing a Grammy. Don't know how their gonna pull that one off. 🤷🏾‍♀️ #TonyAwards

Is that Michael Arden?!?! Hey y'all, you should absolutely listen to the Hunchback of Notre Dame Studio Cast Recording! That musical still deserves to be on Broadway. We are still waiting for a revival. #TonyAwards open.spotify.com/album/6KpStF...

They held out on us for an hour and forty-five minutes. #TonyAwards

I'm hearing Aaron Tveit just went mainstream. . .. Always down to give that man his flowers. I mean, do you hear him? Talk about a voice! Now go and listen to #NextToNormal!

Adaptibar and I are mortal enemies. #BarExam

I'm sorry. I don't want to hear any complaints about any #StarWars property (in this case a comic book) from somebody who pluralized the word Jedi as "Jedis." #SorryNotSorry

Loved Rihanna's Halftime Show Performance! It was incredible. And she was pregnant!?! But, she really missed an opportunity to have the final song be Please Don't Stop the Music. The Diamonds rendition was beautifully sung. But the meta of it all would have been perfect. We were all thinking it.

Ironically, two of my favorite TV shows just so happen to be starting filming for their next season in June. One of the few things to look forward to during the misery that is Bar Prep.😭 Anything to make me not feel like an idiot for 2 seconds. #IWTV #911onabc

Bout to start my dreaded final. 🤢 Enjoy the #911onabc episode! Let me know how much we won!!!

Who do I have to contact to get Ryan Guzman on #DWTS?

I'm gonna start my #911onabc thread, but I'm not gonna make any promises on updating it much. I hear it's going to be a special night 👀

Make Tony Gilroy head all live action projects. Tony has more than proved his worth. He gets politics sooo well. Even better than George. Sorry. If he did all of the foreseeable movies I would be happy. Gilroy head of live action. Filoni head of animation. Favreau head of motion pictures?

And this is just greater proof that Lucasfilm can make phenomenal #StarWars content. I will no longer tolerate trash. Especially not for our legacy character. Too many actors have given their lives for this franchise only to be given absolute garbage. Ewan deserved better.

#AndorS2 has upped the Ante. The only other TV show that can even be in the same building in terms of excellence is #IWTV. The stupid #Emmys voters need to stop their elitism by not giving "genre TV" a chance. This is where great TV is being made. Not on HBO and Netflix.

Uh oh. . . The Gorman Massacre is this week. Right now. I'm not ready. I'm gonna pay real close attention to these episodes. #AndorS2

To those of you who are deactivating due to recent events. . . I don't know why? The damage has already been done. #911onabc #Buddie

May the 4th be with you! I will be watching Tales of the Underworld some time today. Can't wait!!! #TOTU #StarWars

I am drinking a glass of red in honor of Robert Wayne Nash. He was a hero and a very classy man. Edmundo Díaz it has been WAAAAY to long. ¡Un mes! ¡Por favor! #911onabc

#Thunderbolts* was slow on the uptake. But, best movie in phase 5. I really liked it. Do recommend. If you didn't already know. It's dark. But it's good. #MCU

Doing my biannual complete listen through of Bruno Mars's discography. I am on Natalie from Unorthodox Jukebox. I am an OG #Hooligan! His first two albums are soooo good!!! Unorthodox Jukebox might be my favorite Bruno album. Will update.

Back at it again! And I think this is the ISB episode I've been waiting for! #AndorS2

The Rock Hall got a lot right this year. Finally. However, there are still several instances of disrespect that have not been remedied. Today I offer you: Phil Collins Steppenwolf Tears For Fears Alice In Chains Daft Punk The Commodores Decided to sprinkle some non rock acts in there for you.

Erskin, don't think I missed you. Because I didn't. #AndorS2 #SWRebels

#AndorS2 what's up?

#911onabc Nightmares do apparently come true. . ..

I just want you all to know that I had Bryson DeChambeau winning the masters earlier this week. I live in Texas, so I couldn't actually bet it. But I felt it in my bones. Here's hoping I didn't jinx the man! 🤞🏾 #Masters2025

The cast is making way too big of a deal about this episode of #911onabc. I'm nervous.

Emmy's nomination predictions are rearing their heads again. All I can do is sigh. 😞 #IWTV