The horrors persist, yet so will I

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

The urban dense housing NIMBYs don't want you to see

🧘‍♀️🙏 My daily affirmations 🙇‍♀️🤲: I have to outlive the president I have to outlive the president I have to outlive the president I have to outlive the president I have to outlive the president

Men 😮‍💨

I'm just like me, fr fr

We pronounce "say"and "says" very differently....

Remember the "it gets better" campaign? Yeah...

The horrors persist, and yet I must work.

Hot rat summer

"It's time to get your ass together"

Guy aggressively walking past me on his cellphone: "I, LIVE WITH YOU, MAN!" God speed sir, hope you win that roommate argument.

"Keep Austin weird" my ass, as if it ever was.

I've got attitude 😤 (pitch, roll, and yaw)

Watch this dawg

Only bitches get bitches.

What if I adopted this dog??

Imma outlive this dumb planet 😤

POV: Hideo Kojima says your full name, address, and the color of your bed sheets.

Death Cab For Curry

A girl's gotta capital in capitalism. 🤷‍♀️

idk what idk 🤷‍♀️

Oh no, I rediscovered my love for Interpol 🫠

People call me Queen, but sometimes I just wanna be princess 😮‍💨

Put an earbud on to calm myself after work. Forgot to turn on any music. Still felt more calm.

This is the outcome of the rat race. All companies are shoving AI into everything they do for fear that a competitor will come along with some new fancy AI feature and take their market. Reminds me of the 2000s when every business had to have their own dot com domain and advertised theirs heavily.

Dang, you really gonna bossa over my nova like that? 😮‍💨

I'm not like the other girls, I do everything worse ✋🙂‍↕️🤚

Trying is a skill.

I am straight up NOT ready for hot girl summer 😖 I will be UNCOMFORTABLE 🥵

I'm like only an adult in the legal sense.

Wtf, I cut my finger on a hairbrush bristle, how is this possible??

I'm not responsible for the feelings of rats.

Having a genuine connection with someone is such a turn on omffffxkskidixjk

I'm not responsible for the feelings of rats.

There's not enough rooms for employees to curl up and cry in at the orphan crushing factory. We need to cheer up our employees with more rooms to curl up and cry in.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid. I mean... Who wouldn't? 😅

Game recognizes lame.

I gave 'em the ol' grippy slippy 👀

Man matches with me. Compliments me. I compliment back, start a convo from his profile. He unmatches me. ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🙃

Millennial: Well I'm almost 40, but after over a decade of saving, I've almost saved enough to pay down on a house! Hopefully interest rates goes down soon... *Trump gets elected* Millennial: OH FUUU📉UUU📉UU🔥UU📉🔥UUU🔥💀UU📉💀UU🔥📉U☠️U📉U📉📉U🔥🔥📉UU☠️📉U🔥📉UUU💀☠️📉🔥U🔥U📉🔥U🥜📉🔥🔪U🚨🔥U📉0️⃣🚨💣U🚨🪦U📉0️⃣🔥U🔥🚨UU🪦🪦U🚨🚨U🪦🪦🪦UCK

In my hometown they used to call me

Hostile architecture for pigeons is crazy. Those eff'n birds best not loiter.

Good scone makes me wiggle

Boys look better with earrings 👀

I don't wanna be an adult, I wanna yell "bang-a-rang!" and eat colorful imaginary food 😞

A ghost, but it only makes loud slurping sounds.

My phone: weather advisory Me at Dick's:

Inspiring! Depressed woman eats hotdog for 8th meal in a row! Wow!