If this post hits 100,000 likes, I’ll drop the new album early

Did it anyway. I am now slightly hungover at 6:45pm

If anybody can guess what animal this is, I’ll day drink while I cook chili

How come Yugi was allowed to play Exodia? The word “forbidden” is literally printed on the card. Kaiba was right to be pissed

Follow for more inflammatory remarks towards the deaths of MAGA republicans

“Charlie Kirk has died”

Fellas is it gay to have a plump, peggable ass?

@arlostuff.bsky.social dude I just saw your video where you alluded to your thoughts on Pokemon TCG and I thought you’d enjoy this meme I made months ago that got me downvoted into oblivion on r/gaming

@tessa-fae.bsky.social I need Blue sky to allow messaging pictures so I don’t have to publicly post stuff like this

I cannot even begin to wrap my head around people that visit Disney yearly or more

@beatemupswood.bsky.social your podcast was how I found out my stupid unoriginal response to the Pokémon Presents was the top comment

Whoever first decided to format older tv shows by zooming in to fill up the 16:9 screen rather than keeping the 4:3 ratio with black bars on the sides is a bitch and I hope they stub their middle toe on the way to and from the bathroom every time they wake up to pee

Damn can’t believe Epsteins lawyer would shoot himself in the back of the head 3 times and then hang himself just as this whole Epstein thing was heating up that’s a crazy coincidence

I’m probably 10+ hours into Donkey Kong Bananza. I’ve accomplished little, if anything, besides leveling this entire chunk of landscape. GOTY contender

I won a knockout race on the shitter

I finally have my name without a dash. I am the true Breath of the Mild

@tessa-fae.bsky.social messages doesn’t let me send pictures so I have to share this publicly

golshi! 🌟♥️🐎 #umamusume

I don’t understand how Iggys fuckin Wrecking Balls is on N64 NSO library, but none of these are

I’m gonna individually text my friends “love you bitch” to see how they react for science

Master of Disguise was funny, yall just have a stick up your collective ass

Needing to get to the airport 2 hours early is a lie perpetuated by The Man to boost sales of $7 bags of Haribo gummy bears in airport convenience stores

I get that the chronically online folk hate Lilo and Stitch. But what does the regular folk think?

Ngl I could use one of these right about now

Lower the shower head, turn around, and spread em. I call that the Poor Man’s Bidet

How I feel when I see a chart showing how continents will break apart in millions of years (it shouldn’t matter to me because I’ll be dead)

Me after the rocking chair leans a little too far back

Idk how to convince conservatives that kicking people out of the country without a trial with no hopes of returning is a bad thing

@psychostick.com Do yall have a summary of President Rhino’s platform? At this point I’m willing to hear him out

Could really use a serving of square cafeteria pizza and mashed potatoes about now

If Runescape appears on the Switch 2, I’ll stop bitching about pricing

Kinda stupid how Nintendo released their positively outlandish prices for Switch 2 and people are actually defending them with “Ackshually adjusting for inflation….” If Sony was asking $90 for a physical copy of any game you’d be demanding Jim Ryan be burned at the stake

Day 1072 of New Year, New Me: I still have fucking love handles and a FUPA

I didn’t run a red light and the couple in the car behind me is FUMING

Most folk: “idk man the direct was kinda mid” Me, a rhythm game enthusiast:

How are you supposed to react when your mother tells you someone you’ve never met has died? I still don’t know the proper response

Really wish the couple behind me at Aldi understood personal space. I’ve taken a step forward 3 times to make space just for them to do the same. They could literally read this post as I’m typing it

Do other countries have TV ads for their different branches of the military or is that another US oddity?

Tbf to the North Sentinelese Tribe, if I had a tropical island untouched by the modern world with all my homies, I’d chase people off with pointy sticks too

Charles Butt you better count your mother fucking days

I’m at this point fully convinced that hotel blankets are 4 dimensional objects

Great news guys; your produce, lumber products, and gas all cost 25% more now. Economy solved!

Dudes will see this and think “hell yeah”

RIP Jimmy Carter

Whoever decided to put the Het Puffed Fantasy Fudge recipe on a website instead of right on the container deserves to get Luigi’d

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