I am playing with slime during my microsoft teams meetings we are not the same

being alive everyday is so fucking insufferable

office of giving a shit is closed until further notice. Please file all complaints with ur mom at this time. Check back in never for updates

at what point does bisexual women with boyfriends being attracted to you change from meaning you are hot to being an omen for a long forgotten prophecy cause rn I'm at 3

buy me a 3 finger box combo and I'll give you the 3 finger combo fr

seeking someone to let me explain the omegaverse too

homies let homies lick cinnamon butter off them

in a perpetual state of needing someone to yell at me to get things done

my peenar exploded

Every time some tells me I am sweet, kind or I have made myself important in their life I get a twinge of fear that I could never be as good a person as they think I am because I still see who I am as the worst moments of my life, and I think if they saw it that way they wouldn't say those things.

I never knew how good I had it when mcdonalds had 24 hour breakfast, I knew the American dream was dead when they took that shit away

EDATING PRICES ❥ SLEEP CALL 10min = $20 30min = $40 1-3hr = $70 4-6hr = $100 10hr = $300 ❥ TXTS gm/gn text = $5 i love you = $5 regular texting w pet name = $70 ❥ MATCHING PFPS 10min = $10 30min = $25 2hr = $50 24hr = 125$

I got on rednote like an alcoholic drinking mouthwash to stave off the shakes

#Tiktok #AssuaultRifles #USA 🇺🇸🔫

MY TIKTOK DIED IM GRIEVING

i need ~

oh to have an hello kitty bed room

if you dont have at least 3 homoerotically questionable friendships going on I don't trust you

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instead of saying "adding the finishing touches" I'm gonna start calling it "adding the sauce packet to the Mac and cheese"

why is my life always dependent on someone answering an outlook email

I try to date irl but smol pp

What fucking apology? bffr

Since I feel like a decent amount of people who knew me can just *tell* which one I am, I will go ahead and say it. I’m the pink heart. This has been an ongoing emotional roller coaster for me. But, it needed to be done. My heart goes out to everyone involved.

Someone who i thought was a friend ended up being a sex pest / abuser / manipulator etc. I trusted you and so many others did as well. Their name is @/demonlordkyran.bsky.social , Here is everyones experience with them docs.google.com/document/d/1...

they don't know I read fanfiction during our microsoft teams meetings

Winter Bulbasaurs 🌱❄️

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fuck ass portillos drive through fr why we in a 30 car line up whoring it out for a gd cheese fries rn

ur telling me there are people who like being around me? I don't think so what's the catch

I blinked and it was 4 days later

Albert camus how you haunt me.

Tomato Witch 🍅 #art #illustration

hi gay people in my phone

me when I have to confront my thoughts cause I paid someone to help me confront my thoughts

༺♡༻ #artcommission

Goober 4/?

Don’t read into their nail lengths (unless) 💅🏾

guys what's the verb for posting on blue sky, like what's the tweeting or snapchatting equivalent word

I'm trying so hard to be pretty and functional

nothing more intimate then looking at your friends YouTube watch history

I fink I'm rweally starting twue wike bluesky

thresher sharks🦈

the best feeling is finding a fic so good it makes you open the author's ao3 only to find a bunch of equally good but slightly different works that will feed you for days

When I’m sharing art or something here I feel like an animal crossing villager sharing the cool bug I caught

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