im so sad about this but im struggling so bad to get into planarcadia 😶 I need aventurine

I have been working on a ratiorine amphoreous bath fic for so long but my body is nerfing me I JUST WANT TO WRITE PORN

plan out my script when I have to call someone call get put on hold zone out get jump scared when they answer forget who I called fumble the entire interaction

hey if you really want to spice up your angst, make your character allergic to their own tears :)

texts from my doctor 💖

I love when people are shocked seeing wow players put freaky shit in their houses. clearly you never found yourself in the goldshire inn at night. didn't even matter if you were on an RP server or not 😭

I think the worst mistake I've ever made is not going to college for something that would let me take care of owls specifically

you're as beautiful as the day i met you 🩵 (we aren't gonna talk about the name i came up with literally 17 years ago)

just be fucking nice to people

omegaverse wow edition

My Kacchan 😌🧡💚 Inspired by the dialogue from the new game where Izuku actually says this 😂 #bkdk

varka is so fucking fine I NEED A BIG BOY

idk which entity i need to repent to but in 4 days we have had our dryer die, gas leak, water heater leak (the gas leak saved us from it completely flooding), washer lines leak, garbage disposal die, furnace needing major repairs, bed springs entirely broken. like what the fuck bro

I think instead of calling emergency services, we should have grabbed a lighter and let it rip when our gas started leaking yesterday. it would have solved most of our problems

the world is exhausting and scary so I offer my cats snuggling, specifically odin laying on lady's paw

I love illuga a truly concerning amount

*insert rubber ducky squeaky sound

hey if you park in or around disabled parking spots, maybe stay in the lines so we can safely enter and exit our cars! its almost like thats the entire purpose of having them or something

caleb I think your robo arm is acting up

introduce yourself with 4 games! ✨️

bitch I cant even walk up the stairs without almost passing out what the fuck was i doing to make you guess snowboarding

little #ratiorine #aventio hanahaki au~ this is sfw so there's no top bottom dynamics! tags: angst, mentions of blood, mentions of suicidal thoughts, illness, hurt/comfort, happy ending archiveofourown.org/works/77242721

I went and took a bath. sylus immediately asked to come in, got in the shower, and serenaded me. 100/10 update no notes

varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka varka

may 2026 treat us with kindness, compassion, and grace because what the fuck

"oh my appointments are dying down! maybe 2026 will be my maintenance era" *tears something in my hip* 🫠

what kind of secret times opening is this 😭😭😭

hsr 3.7 spoilers alright why didnt any of you assholes warn a bitch about the dancae memory towards the end

I miss phone etiquette. why do I have to listen to your videos and conversations? why you want everyone in your business? especially in a fucking doctor's office lobby

saw a tiktok where they asked gluten free people what the first thing they would eat if they could have gluten is and they all said bread bowls, donuts, rolls, and stuff shit you not, mine is the cheap ass packs of ramen, no competition

Flins stumbling upon a human's 🍆 for the first time.... #varflins

lost my 5050 to jean bitch I hope varka fires your ass

does anyone else feel when planes touch the ground in their vag first or am I weird

hello! i would like to introduce you to my digital mini-zine, 'A little on love.' this is a small collection of original poetry and prose that digs into different types of love and what it can do to us. i hope you come out of it feeling seen. 💕

hello! i would like to introduce you to my digital mini-zine, 'A little on love.' this is a small collection of original poetry and prose that digs into different types of love and what it can do to us. i hope you come out of it feeling seen. 💕

👑 Crown & Court: Pre-Orders Update 👑 Hear ye, hear ye! It is with great excitement that the Royal Council announces that preorders for Crown & Court: A BakuDeku Royalty Zine will be opening soon! Thank you all for your patience, there will be more information (and an official date) to come!

Izuku gets sick and Kacchan kicks down the door so he can take care of him, by any means necessary #bkdk #bundiefic A comm for @taintedpickles.bsky.social! Thank you for letting me play around in your AU!! archiveofourown.org/works/74496066

hands diff #ratiorine #aventio #HonkaiStarRail

[ baby saja/abby saja ] . kpop demon hunters nsfw // #kpdh #sajaboys *through gritted teeth* here i go again with the elaborate pinned down positions

thinking about ratios slutty ass outfit

hoyo absolutely killed it with hsr 3.7 marketing but im also going to procrastinate playing it because im terrified!

HELLO?!

as i get ready for my literal 100th doctor appointment of 2025, I want to ask you to consider wearing a mask in public, especially if you live in the US now more than ever, we need communities that are dedicated to caring for one another and masking is a simple yet powerful way to protect others

just saw the chainsaw man movie finally and I forgot how fucking tasty akiangel is

Happy Birthday Flins!💙✨ #FlinsBDEvent25 #Varflins #Flins

the best sex happens at the least expected times

idol lads banner right when the medical bills get real INFOLD YOU BITCH

oh my god hi big boy

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if I had a dollar for every time I went to a doctor for 1 problem and left with >2 new diagnoses, I'd have 3 dollars, which isnt a lot, but weird it happened thrice