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Been a while but here’s some supermarket spotting again.

I don’t know if this is good or terrifying. 1oz silver was ~£15 for years, snuck up to ~£20 post Covid and the last couple of months has gone mental. Currently nudging £81/oz

Had a cold since Friday and I feel like hot death.

WTF is this? Am I having a stronk?

If I have to pay my licence fee as a result of this I’m going to fucking scream.

Audi simultaneously managing to emulate a peak era McLaren Mercedes but put out the most boring livery of the year. Impressive.

Just found out there’s a museum in Dortmund with this on display. Is Dortmund worth visiting for anything else? Might have to drive over.

Here’s the transcript of the opening of a video YouTube has just served me. Anyone want to guess at the car I’ve blanked out?

‘s no snow here, bros.

Holy fuck it’s a B3 S Touring! There’s a grand total of THREE of these in the UK.

What the fuck is a Goretti anyway?

Finally sorted. Even though I’ve been looked after well on the price that was £440 I didn’t really have available to spend at this point in the year.

McDonald’s have actually lost the plot.

Oh good, it’s time for the annual dance with OVO Energy, who want to put my direct debit up from £75 to £113 per month despite my average usage over the last 3 whole years being less than £50 a month.

Not having it, theres no way Cardle 2/5 Streak 9🔥 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Flat tyre this morning, the same one I replaced towards the end of 2024. Happy New Year!

Looking at getting a £36 T-shirt shipped from Holland… Or not.

And how exactly would the snowman bring the snow?

Holy fuck there’s a new Putting Axles Under Trucks episode!

I think Instagram is broken. It always showed me cars, food and occasional skanks all day and now I’m just getting mostly aesthetic landscapes.

Thinking about starting a vigilante group where we go round towns in the dead of night snipping the wires on fake F1 rain light brake lights. Anyone in?

Every few days I see an orange Alpine A110 (S?) on my way home and I wonder whether I could man maths myself into one. Still no.

Beautiful day for an MOT (again).

I watched this expecting it to be ‘same shit, different continent’ which a lot of it is, but the stunt at 5:10 is absolutely nuts.

Gym membership cost is up again. Now £34/mo, up from £29. £408 a year. Absolutely not.

Just bought a cheap watch because the dial matches some trainers I bought a few days ago. Look at me with the fashuns.

Hawthorn, Hill, Clark, Surtees, Stewart, Hunt, Mansell, Hill, Hamilton, Button… Norris!

Ok, this is very good. (6 years behind the curve over here)

I got drawn in by a Black Friday deal on some drinks, order 72 cans of something half price, but only 24 arrived. Spoke to the company and they’ve sent out the remaining 48 cans on another order FOC. You’ll never guess what’s just arrived…

Not my usual listen but that Raye song on the radio is absolutely mental.

I think you’ll find it’s Tucson, not Tucson…

Oof, I think McLaren have just fucked up by not pitting under SC.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1999 Vauxhall Corsa 1985 Vauxhall Nova 1994 Vauxhall Corsa 2003 Vauxhall Corsa 2004 Vauxhall Corsa

If anyone’s looking for the best recipe app I’ve ever used, Sorted Food’s Sorted Sidekick is currently 50% off, so it’s only £30 for the whole year. The best thing is that it gives you 3 recipes which share ingredients, making it way cheaper to actually cook the meals, unlike most books/sites.

I’ve been using the McDonald’s app every day this month to order coffee to collect en route to work. This morning the server addressed me by name so I can now never go back.

Dreamt that I drove to the arctic circle last night. Got there and I was the only person walking around in a T-shirt. I really need to fix the heating in my bedroom.

Catchpole gradually working his way through my lottery win car list. This one stings.

I’ve seen some stupid shit on the roads over the years but I’ve never seen anyone reading a book on an iPad mounted in Zone A before tonight. Reported, obviously.

Sorry, what?

I know it’s boring to complain about the weather but last weekend I was wearing a T-shirt outside and this morning I have 3 layers on. Brrr.

Just spotted a celebrity!

It’s not foggy, you fucks.

Dancing in the moonlight is on the radio

Sitting here having just finished my pint of black coffee, wondering why my stomach hurts every day. The problem would be easy to solve if I could see it.

Just realised I missed the 8th anniversary (!) of picking this up. Still haven’t got it back.

Man I love eBay.

Annual reminder that it’s absolutely batshit that you can buy explosive and cabbages in the same place.

Supermarket survivor spotting!