"otkazan festival u velikoj gorici: ne možemo jamčiti sigurnost publike i izvođača". jel to i građanska hrabrost srbizam, pa je zato hrvati nerado prakticiraju? 🤡 btw. gdje su osnovne informacije: tko prijeti? "iz objektivnih razloga"? koji su to razlozi?

OPEN CASKET FUNERAL

september book haul

ček, radmila petrović osnovala izdavačku kuću da objavljuje samu sebe? doduše, kako srpski izdavači (ne)plaćaju autor:ice skroz je razumijem. 4000 primjeraka tho? to su jugo brojke.

well...

i'm too wet to hold my phone

for our 16th wedding anniversary the other day, i made my husband baklava and bought myself this book.

ljudi sve lakše nasjedaju na prevare jer su potpuno izgubili osjećaj za vrijednost. nije stvar u tome da ćeš dati par eura za tuđe smeće, već da ćeš taj usrani paket platiti puno skuplje stojeći u redu tri i pol sata. platio si svojim vremenom. to je doomscrolling uživo.

jučer @mmjs86.bsky.social i ja komentiramo na hreliću groznu ekonomsku situaciju u RH i čudimo se kako ljudi uopće preživljavaju. velim ja njemu da kupuju hranu na rate i sve plaćaju kreditnim karticama. danas u avenue mallu potpuni kolaps zbog kockanja s "izgubljenim paketima". dotakli smo dno.

ovo je takva distopija da nemam riječi. bila u a. mallu, ne znajući za ovo. kad sam vidjela ljude kako stoje u kilometarskom redu, mislila da je prodaja nekih ulaznica ili mobitela, ali ne - stvar je puno gora. ljudi su idioti. slobodno me citirajte.

i hate when people try to scam me because i look more expensive than i am. looks can be deceiving, and in my case they 100% are: i'm poor & vicious. i'll CUT YOU!

i had to be a karen 15 minutes ago, and i don't know if i'll ever recover from that. i hate rude and scammy people. i went from polite woman to i-will-bite-your-head-off bitch in a second! ugh

tridesetogodišnju ženu preveli s kad žena zri. izdavaču, popuši mi kurac ti!

some really great finds today on the flea market. dirt cheap. last night i had this urge to read balzac, and voila: la femme de treint ans. never read it. i used to love balzac. let's see how he holds up now that i'm 43.

found myself a vintage '84. butterfly racket for 8 bucks. used, but i could sell it online for much MUCH more. this one is made for "ortodox defensive players" which i am not. i used to play close to the table, very offensive & fast. i wasn't the best, but i also didn't suck. 🏆

my shorty september didn't start well. two DNF's. i read starnone's ties & loved it. his novel trust (or secret), however, is appallingly mediocre, and i don't do mediocre men. kate raven's book is a rape/breeding kink for women. it's really poorly written. unfappable*.

i ja evo znam šta je bilo: ustaše popušile.

kvatrić 🤡

it's shorty september and this is my pile of possibilities. all books are less than 200 pages long. reading 10 of these would be great. short books are THE BEST. ❤️‍🔥 + reading smut & romantasy on my kindle. i'll let you know how it goes.

i'm taking a sabbatical from life.

zagreb welcoming me home

nikad bliže jadranu a nikad dalje. pun aerodrom stranaca. dečkima sa sjevera točno po faci vidiš da im je i kurac osunčan. fino je vidjeti da se stranci zabavljaju a mi rintamo da nam bude još gore. sas leti. split tone.

ne mogu ovo razumjeti. kao prvo, croatia airlines ima super pilote i kabinsko osoblje. ne znam zašto ih ovako sramote. 14.5. je btw. tuđmanov rođendan.

i kud baš avionu da daju ime vukovar na koji je prva asocijacija PAD?!

iz berlina za split letim avionom vukovar_airbus A220-300. dragi_bože!

ICH VERZEIHE KEINEM

damage was done. first two dindrl skirts and now this? berlin is trying sooo hard to win me over.

next time i catch someone speak posh english in berlin, i'm gonna ask them are they biodeutsch.

btw. berlin is truly a fun place to be, still, but only when you're in a good company. i can't with all the hipsters my age. you're 45-50 going on 12. it's annoying.

i saw a young white couple yesterday, with a kid. the guy had an antifa t-shirt on. his wife made "indian" winnetou sounds at the baby. like wtf?! 🤡

berlin is ugly-hot. like sydney sweeney. it's all about the genes pretending to be jeans.

i hope you're ready for my hot berlin takes. last time i was there, i stayed in a very affluent neighborhood and had 1500 euros to spend in 20 days. plus, in 2021 everyone was obsessed with berlin and germany. a lot has changed, i've heard.

berlin is the easiest city to dress for. all black with a pop of my fav colors: green and red. maybe some white to lighten the darkness. wait a minute...

number of books i've acquired in august: 22 number of books i've read: 0 i don't remember the last time a month went by without me reading at least a book or two. this is a first. and it is truly frustrating! is this how incels feel?

evo, prvi put mi se desilo da me neka perveznjakinja izgleda snimala mobitelom dok sam joj išla ususret. dvije su opcije: 1) starija generacija lezbijskih ormaruša je teški treš. kao slučajno se očešu o tebe. slučajno te snime. odvratno. ILI...

and yes, i know, writers are an easy commodity these days. but you need more than money to get me to show up. i'm THAT lazy!

now, that being said: i'm flying out to berlin where i'll have 2 readings - on august 27 in brecht-haus, and on august 29 in die buchkönigin bookstore. & to be completely honest: i wouldn't go if i didn't love my german publisher so much. kudos to them for making me leave my bed.

i'm more suited for leisure than for hard work, and being a writer is too hard these days. you have to network, mingle or even entertain people. like wtf? that wasn't in the job description when i applied! i would never...

my life right now: i travel for work, then come home fuck my husband, kiss my cats, and i'm on the road again. this would be great if i were 25, or even 35. but i'm 43 and i'm tired.

gen-z stare? i wouldn't know. i haven't looked strangers in the eyes since covid-19 gave me social anxiety in 2021.

stoka nedojebana. od svih mogućih mjesta na hreliću, govno parkira tako da blokira puteljak. ako znate vlasnike da im poručite da su seljačine.

for those of you who don't know: croatians are bringing nazi salute back. i'm not joking. it's in fashion to be a neo-nazi now.

germany, get your shit together! you're politically emboldening neo-nazis in croatia. life is getting fucking terrible down here. croatian politicians are acting like AfD's and CDU's excrement. it's unbearable!

u povratku iz berlina ne letim direktno za zagreb, nego prvo za jebene kaštele i tamo 3 i pol sata čekam let nazad kući. nadam se da je sv. jeronim svetac zaštitnik nadrkanih žena! ne znam stignem li uopće muf skvasiti u blizini!

i was looking for the lesser of two evils. (beige is evil.)

onaj tko je sastavio formulaciju "one u svom svijetu zastave vade iz vagine" zaslužuje doživotnu robiju. znam da zakon o hrvatskom jeziku ne kriminalizira govor mržnje, ali svejedno, na jezičnoj razini ovo je govno ravno veleizdaji.

promptno stiglo u njemačku. ustaše baš imaju jaku distribuciju. kako bi bilo da padne neka tužba?

hvatska nema nikakve ama baš nikakve šanse da opstane ako se bude pijano držala tuđmanovog lika i djela. tuđman je kao i izetbegović bio grozan političar, al baš grozan, a to vidimo po HDZ-u danas. udružena zločinačka organizacija ne može biti ostavština nekoga tko je bio dobar.

hrvatski intelektualci su neopjevane budale. pazi ti "veliki" šta kaže lol. pa tuđman vas je sjebao. on vam je dao thompsona. džabe čitate kad kurca ne razumijete!

i'm leaving germany only to be back in 10 days. next time i'm going to berlin. i won't be too hateful because it's @verbrecherverlag.bsky.social's 30th birthday. i'll behave. pinky promise, deutschland. 🤭