hey guys have you seen my wife ? i haven’t seen her for a few days

i love scrubs, it’s about a guy just like me who is also named JD except his stands for John Dorian and mine stands for Jiant Dickhead

siri how do i get lip stick stains out of suede upholstery

anyone else ever wondered why there isn’t a LA-Z-GIRL ?

hey guys yes we want to end fair elections but let me tell you why that’s a good thing and very relatable: i will get super rich like mega rich dude way richer than i am now that’s for sure

i’m running for vice president which basically means i’ve applied to be trump’s little bitch

guys tim walz has something i’ve never experienced before in my life: a loving family

hey everyone please see this statement from me and my wife (who exists)

so i will not stand up against racism, but i will admit that my wife (who exists) makes me horny

from for former never trumper, let me just say that having my juicy tush squeezed by my horny older boss every morning has been the highlight of signing onto this campaign for me

what does USA even stand for am i right

guys i’m starting a podcast

should i go with the red or the yellow

hey guys it’s jd vance