Something about “I’ll expose Mike Johnson as gay” feels off. No one should be shoved out of the closet. But really—is being gay the worst thing to his supporters?

Laura Loomer has had more gender-affirming procedures done to herself than all of the trans people I know put together.

“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you live.” -Pastor Howard John-Wesley Alfred Street Baptist Church

May we never forget them

Gun violence spares no one. It steals lives, shatters families, and threatens our freedom—but, it is preventable.

Owning the libs? In this economy? They're going to have to be putting us on layaway at this point.

It doesn’t matter the coast, gays will be gays 😂

Smudging? Burning sage? Please. In a Filipino house, that’s called frying tuyo or heating up bagoong. The smell hits you like a 🩴 to the face. If the spirits can survive that? Let them stay. They’ve earned it.

Oh wow, Trump started an unconstitutional war—how totally on-brand! Probably just trying to spice things up since the economy’s on life support, people are vanishing like it’s a magic trick, and, oops, he might’ve cheated.

In 1986, it was pressure, not pitchforks that defeated Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines. Only 3.5% of the Filipino population protested for three days. They boycotted all of the Marcos-allied businesses until those allies called for him to step down.

In 2008, Obama wasn’t exactly waving the rainbow flag—dude didn’t even back marriage equality. But by term two? Full-blown ally, Beyoncé levels.

I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go! www.archives.gov/founding-doc...

I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go! www.archives.gov/founding-doc...

Are Karoline and Stephen fucking behind the scenes? 🤮 Asking for a friend

Dad, Sophia, and Junior. Seaport Village. 2006. The sun was bright, the wind off the bay tugging at our hair. We laughed. We didn’t know then what we know now. That nothing lasts. Not the afternoon. Not the moment. Not even us. Only the love. And the ache that follows. #grief

Spent fifth grade trying to erase my accent so kids would stop 🤭🤣. Joke’s on them—I kept the accent and the 🏳️‍🌈. Accents are 🗺️ , not mistakes. I’m 🇵🇭 , I’m 🏳️‍🌈, and I refuse to sound like a mayonnaise sandwich just to make you comfortable. This 🏳️‍🌈 Month, I’m loud, proud, and not changing a damn thing.

You know those people who get all worked up over Pride? They’ve got an oppression kink. Like, they want to be oppressed so bad—it’s wild. “Why don’t we get a month?”

They’re in the comments again—“What about Veterans Month?” Like, okay, Chad. Did you actually go to a vet event? Support a vet-owned biz? Or do you just pop off online between protein shakes?

That’s not how research works, Linda. This isn’t a fake-ass WWE cage match where the outcome’s decided in the locker room. Real science doesn’t bend to your political fanfiction—it follows the data. No agendas, no costumes, and no chair-throwing tantrums when the facts don’t kiss your ass.

If Trump wants to pull Harvard’s research funding, fine—let him. But only if he, MTG, Boebert, and Mace can each earn a B in Harvard’s Intro to Biology. No notes, no Google, and no calling Jesus like he’s their study buddy. Spoiler: they’d all fail before the syllabus was done being read out loud.

Since the Ozempic rumors started (bless you!), just a reminder—it took 8 years, a ton of lifting, and zero shortcuts. Just sweat, patience, and protein farts.

Took a break from packing to grab lunch at the mall—and boom, run into a “situation” from a decade ago who used to call me “fat and ugly.” Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart.

I want to feel bad. I really do. Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.

In San Diego, cancelling plans last minute isn’t rude—it’s foreplay. That’s how we say “I love you” without putting on pants.

JD Vance’s reaction to hearing about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis : "Some time in the future, we…need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job." JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss.

We spread some of Dad’s ashes here, so I came to visit. It’s hard to believe that a year ago, I was sitting in his room at hospice rejoicing that we were given one more day.

I was banned by Meta for posting this on Facebook (this is the Threads version). Their reasoning is “Inauthentic Behavior: Inciting Political Arguments”

After coming for universities for supposed anti-Semitism, Trump allows “refugees” like this to resettle in the U.S. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“Noem has apparently been working with "Duck Dynasty" producer Rob Worsoff on the show, which would be called "The American," which would pit immigrants from different countries against each other in various challenges across the United States.” www.alternet.org/kirsti-noem-...

Birthright citizenship is a distraction from what they’re really doing: Cutting Medicaid funding

Russell Vought, author of Project 2025, set to take over DOGE once Elon Musk steps down

Facebook and I? Not politically compatible. I block my Republican friends, post one damn truth, and boom—flagged. Now my 21-year-old account is suspended like I’m some kind of digital criminal just for having opinions. Joke’s on you, Zuck—I’ve got receipts, rage, and a much hotter glow-up. Mic drop.

Vance’s choices for this game

Share one of your comfort sports movies

They’re shoving Pam Bondi toward pursuing the death penalty for Luigi Mangione. Because of course they are. The stock market is doing the cha-cha straight into the gutter, Signalgate seems to be forgotten, and tomorrow the new tariffs kick in like a steel-toed boot to the economy.

This is just like that moment in Mean Girls when Regina George—except Regina is Trump—realizes he’s been totally outmaneuvered by Cady, who, let’s be real, is Canada. (1/🧵)

The truth doesn’t have to hit like a chancla 🩴 to count. It just has to be real.

If you’ve got the time and energy to hate 🏳️‍⚧️ folx, I can only assume it’s because you’re jealous. They have the guts to be who they are, and you don’t. That’s it. That’s the whole reason. You’re mad because they’re free, and you’re stuck marinating in your own insecurity like a sad little dumpling.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand in a man I’m supposed to find attractive, it’s the desperate need to play contrarian. And yet, so many of them think it’s flirting. Like, oh wow, you’re challenging my opinions? Be still, my gonads.

What kind of upside-down, fever-dream timeline is this? Even Marcos Jr. is out here saying, “You know what? I’d rather deal with China than have to deal with Trump.” Like, when a literal dictator’s kid is looking at the options and going, “Yeah, I’m good”—you know we’ve hit a new level of chaos.

Since I was the only competitor in my event, it was like a dress rehearsal for sectionals. Then a well-deserved brunch with friends afterward. The perfect Saturday!

🍊 thinks he’s calling the shots. But he’s not handing the world to 🇷🇺 —🇷🇺 is too broke to finish what it started in 🇺🇦. The real prize goes to 🇨🇳 . When 🇺🇸turns its back on 🇪🇺, 🇪🇺 will go to the one power with the money, the influence, the patience. 🇨🇳 plays the long game.

Velveeta Voldemort and Vladimir Futon tried to tag-team Zelenskyy like some WWE villains, but after five minutes of their bargain-bin intimidation tactics, he noped out like a man with self-respect and better things to do.

As I pushed open the locker room door, he was already there, leaning casually against the wall, that familiar, easy grin on his face. “So, how much longer do you have in San Diego?” His voice was warm, like he already knew the answer but wanted to hear me say it.

People are saying Social Security is paying out to folks who are 360 years old. Bitch, how?! The U.S. isn’t even that old. Did they shotgun beers with the Founding Fathers and time-travel their way to 2024 just to collect a check? At that point, let them have it—they earned it.

I wonder if the audience understood the significance of the song 😂 youtu.be/IQ1J0HCZS74?...

Late? Me? Never. Just fashionably delayed. But seriously—thank you for the messages, calls, and love (minus the unsolicited nudes, but I digress). Another year, another existential crisis. But you all reminded me I’m still here, still seen, still taking up space. And that means everything. Love you.

Oh, we’re renaming bodies of water? Cute. But you know what’s actually outdated? The imperial system. It’s 2025, and we’re still out here measuring in feet and teaspoons like it’s the Dark Ages. Switch to metric first, then we can talk about rebranding waters.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my man—looking so fine today, I almost forgot about the time you ate the last slice of pizza and blamed it on “the universe.”

Velveeta Voldemort is straight-up trying to annex entire countries like they’re limited-edition golf resorts, all because his felonious ass can’t even set foot in them. Man’s out here thinking if he can’t pass border control, he’ll just buy the border. Delulu meet dictatorship.