Mitch is not above stealing a save. And if crime catching isn't a good opportunity to be pettily competive I don't know what is?

'Mitch, the way you got hurt, saving that girl. If you had a chance to do it over again, would you do the same thing even knowing what happened?' Pffft that's a no.

Boo-yah! I called it! My birth!

Stephanie and Mitch, the most pettily competitive people in all of Califorina

Forever and always, I'm always here

Ah! Emmy robbers!

Boy, I sure am proud of me

Shut up my shirt is open

What does a lifeguard know about being a detective? Everything, stupid!

Here’s the scoop guys, it’s a variation of the name Hobart, which sounds equally fake and doubly stupid which makes me wish that was what Mitch had gone with.

Hey! I'd be a wonderful second choice

It's like old people central up in here!

6 months later Mitch has survivied on a diet of burgers and pine cones. What he didn't count on was finding more animal footage in the forest.

For what are lifeguards, but policemen of the seas?

Why be good when you could be bad at being evil?

I'm so angry about this I'm turning into an orange

He's Australian, but imcompetent

MEANWHILE

I love not being a fire. I love not being on fire. Being on fire would be the last thing I want La la la la

[Mitch grunts]...Must.Kill.Dog.

Never in my life have I been more confused or delighted

Take back what you said about Bob the Builder or I'll kill you!

Never in my life have I been more confused or delighted

Your advancded age and slow moving sub plots are a constant reminder of the viewer's mortalitly.

My god he shot the shrimp platter

You know when the trombone starts things are gonna get zany~

So I guess our plot is still going, huh?

MWA! MWA! MWA!

It's not weird!ARARARARARAR

I hate that this isn't about me! but I love that I'll still get to take credit for things

I love you dad Shut up Hobie this is my moment!

All I have to say is: I did great today

No need to worry everyone she's gonna be okay. By the way she's says this is all your fault and you'll burn in hell for being a part of this shark derby. Alright, let's go eat!

No need to worry everyone she's gonna be okay. By the way she's says this is all your fault and you'll burn in hell for being a part of this shark derby. Alright, let's go eat!

Well how do you like that? Saved by the blimp.

Pretty spooky, huh folks?

Godspeed you sad little troll, godspeed, and may flights of Shaunis sing thee to thy rest

Um, what's more rewarding than a winning smile?

Yeah birthdays are fake, like the concept of time and the moon landing.

See I was right CJ: Bad things happend to bad people

Oh hey there's some boobs

[laughing] lighten up kid, it's not like this is the first dead body you've found.

Well at least someone is classing up this product placement

Well howdy! Have I ruined any of your lives yet?

MY SAVE!

So I guess our plot is still going, huh?

What the hell? He survived? Time to finish him off

We talking about cool young people things my dudes?

What does a lifeguard know about being a detective? Everything, stupid!

We've got a main character in trouble, move it or lose it!