ahh i guess im defeated

Looks like the mustard came off those hot dogs alright! You said it old man!

I'm Griff!

Ah! Emmy robbers!

For what are lifeguards, but policemen of the seas?

My god he shot the shrimp platter

I need to train up so I can track down that damn seagull!

Looks like this a classic case of the one episode pity date. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out, but you're not showing up in this series again.

I'll set the record straight here: no one is as fun as me

the video game liquor store

You wouldn't hurt a lifeguard would you?

WAVERUNNER TM

That's Mr.Dude

We talking about cool young people things my dudes?

I'm afraid you've got a case of the no-saves... and it's terminal

[laughing] lighten up kid, it's not like this is the first dead body you've found.

[laughing] lighten up kid, it's not like this is the first dead body you've found.

Lifeguards: Scum of the Earth

I haven't seen cheese levels this high since that Kraft factory exsplosion

PROFESSIONAL LIFE-SAVING INDIVIDUALS

[sniffling] I miss being rich

Godspeed you sad little troll, godspeed, and may flights of Shaunis sing thee to thy rest

PROFESSIONAL LIFE-SAVING INDIVIDUALS

Ah! Emmy robbers!

A sexy lady? Must. Remove. Clothing

Wait I didn't sign up for a montage come on!

Hey kids! You ever just like think about lifeguard stuff

Here's Mitch taking off into the hamburger into the sky

Woah check him out. No time for that though, it's stupid children o'clock

Mtch? A Fireplace? A tramuatized victim? Say...

Newmie you magnificent dick

You son of a Mitch!

I haven't seen cheese levels this high since that Kraft factory exsplosion

Craig, what do you think burgers are made of? We may never know Mitch

Eddie to the rescue! Oh my god I'm gonna die!

Simply drowning someone is so passe

Haw haw! That's some shenanigans Baywatch!

heh heh heh looks like someone's getting sacrificed to Posiedion for his insolence

Love see no color, Mitch, love see no color.

Only death can retire whatever the hell my real name was.

Shut up Hobie 2 don't think I can't replace you as fast the last one

MWA! MWA! MWA!

Your advancded age and slow moving sub plots are a constant reminder of the viewer's mortalitly.

Oh hey there's some boobs

filthy filthy clown hands

MWA! MWA! MWA!

Meanwhile: depression

MWA! MWA! MWA!

hon hon hon I never use my brain. who's the idiot now?

Boy, I sure am proud of me