When I meet people irl one of the first few questions I’m asked is about socials and I’m like????? Baby I’m right here, enjoy this moment with me why you worried about an IG when IM RIGHT HERE

This is one of the many reasons I never cared about social media bc you can never truly know what’s real and what’s fake and I ain’t got the time

Got drunk and started thinking about how many grown people in the US can’t read and it ruined my night 🙄😒😔☹️

Face pretty I know I could prolly win a pageant baby

My baby daddy a mechanic and his daddy and brothers LOVE me I’ll never be poor bitch 🙂‍↕️🙃

With my nigga every day it’s CHRISTMAS 🤪🥰😘

“Go ‘head and call that bank so I can shop ‘til I drop!”

Let me go ahead and tell everyone imma be late tomorrow

I just saw something that said beauty is more powerful than wisdom because wisdom means nothing if it isn’t applied, while beauty just… is. I gotta feeling that one is going to stick with me for life.

Got a new waxer and while we was yappin she asked what I do for a living so I told her I’m in the industry as well and this girl thought I was a 304 I was like no girl I mean cosmetology lol

Capricorn (mostly in work settings), Aries/Sagittarius, Cancer, and Libra

One of my stylists called me this morning mad bc she “been texting and calling me for weeks with no response” just to later apologize bc she realized she had the wrong number… smh that’s why you gotta be gracious even in upset so you don’t look stupid if you loud and wrong

Bc I’m definitely the baddie driving around in a Nissan with a car seat in the back 🫣

Every now and then when I’m riding round my city I think of the local nigga on here that said it’s always a bad bitch driving an Altima in our area and I be like damn I need to hurry up and get my BMW

“He can’t buy no shit for me if he gon end up turnin ‘round and actin like I owe him…”

Right now? Probably Tyrant

Waking up and choosing what I want to do and then doing it without any obstacles

How they treat strangers, service workers, and folks who can’t do nothing for them

I get drunk and start thinking I’m Beyoncé… commanding the stage and mesmerizing the audience

Gimme a whiskey or cognac neat or a tequila or gin with soda water

Coconut water

Lack of HONEST communication

Me myself I and my son

Physically fight… I mean you can but not without the possibility of legal consequence

Selflessness… put yourself first babes

Dancing

Receipt and maintenance it’s not that I forget I just gotta think about it

No boundaries and lack of respect for me and respect for self

Gratitude

That it’s painful

Today and everyday baby I’m my biggest fan

Skin, eyes, how I treat others, how I walk/present

Tiger lily and roses

Vanilla… any sweet smell really. I also love the smell of most florals and citrus fruits

Jay-Z Allure

I love how we be ending phone calls with “well I ain’t want nothing…” like??? Yea you did want something we just talked for 45 minutes ??

Play your part, nigga. Play your part.

I just accidentally made the best sausage gravy I ever had in my life on some “lemme throw something together real quick” type shit

Definitely wasn’t mentally prepared for 39 degree weather today

I took all my bd money last night (don’t gamble y’all) but damn my face card go crazy

“Go and help that bitch with those kids!”

I can’t stand a non confrontational ass bitch… how you move through issues if you won’t even address them?

“No filter, that’s her real face, big ol beauty!”

#blacksky #makeupsky #corporatesky #baddiesky no for real someone help me

If you were meeting the CEO of the (very big) company you work for, would you wear a red lip or a nude gloss?

How do I know? Women’s intuition.

If I can see your lower teeth gums when you smiling in a picture nigga you ain’t got NO boundaries

You can tell a lot about a person by how much teeth they show in pictures

Imma bad bitch in all my mirrors