“I feel proud of who I am, because you need me…”

In Kentucky for work, what’s up with all the alligator entrees? Every restaurant I’ve visited serves alligator and my thing is… where they getting all these alligators from?

I love my sister so much like wow thank you God

I don’t even give af when people do me wrong because this life has taught me over and over again that God don’t play about me bitch you WILL pay for your crimes against one of His faves babe

You gotta be careful who you love bc love make you do crazy things

Musiq Soulchild’s “Miss You” is a Rolling Stones cover?!!!! I love that song so bad!!! Yall!! Ain’t nobody told me nothin!!!!

My coworker asked why I don’t post more pictures of myself on socials and I just told her it’s not my cup of tea but in my mind I was thinking bitch I’m an Aquarius with 8th and 12th house placements

I need some good news

No friends just fans you wouldn’t understand

I wanted a small dollar sign on the side of my face/sideburn area…. I am SO GLAD I did not do that. (The two cherries might of been cute tho)

“Now let the joyful water fill your eyes up…”

Working my first fashion show today… thinking back on all I’ve done in my career omg… I’m so proud of myself like if I wasn’t so busy I’d be crying tears of joy

What Biggie said? Never meet your idols? Something like that mhmm now I understand

Dallas, Orlando, Cancun, Vegas… I just wish these trips weren’t for work

Oh the things I’d do for a good night’s rest…

Sleep evades me when I’m outta town it’s like my body knows this ain’t my bed

Weeping may endure for a night but JOY!!! Joy poppin pussy first thing and the morning baby and I’m waiting on her! I’m clapping for her!

I’m not ready to have the KeKe Palmer conversation I’m just not

I hate seeing people eat and/or drink in a bathroom, it disturbs my spirit in a way I can’t explain.

There’s a black hair content creator that I recently discovered that has LONG natural hair…. yall she looks exactly like a 25yo version of my mother. Like so much so I sent a pic of her to my sister and she was FLABBERGASTED. Doppelgängers are real yall.

Other than my son, nothing keeps me going with my head held high more than my old students hitting me up… it just warms my heart and lets me know I’m walking in my purpose. My impact has been small but baby it’s been REAL I love when they remind me 🥹🥰

That shit catchy as hell I hope babygirl a millionaire now

Nobody: Me: *sings* Dr. Pepper babaaay is good and niiiiice 🤭

“Why sell my soul when I know I’m God?” 😮‍💨

I’m really finna be 35 next month

HELLLLP! I’m a Black woman with full lips that can’t stop buying lip plumpers 😞

I don’t even need lip plumper but that tingle… that burn… ughhhh I’m addicted

My son so obsessed with the alphabet and numbers I’m concerned

After we opened gifts I realized some stuff was missing… y’all why I bought some gifts back in like October and hid them *somewhere* completely forgot about them and now I can’t find them 🫠🫠🫠

When Sasha Keable start yodeling on Why>>>>>>>>>>>

When I meet people irl one of the first few questions I’m asked is about socials and I’m like????? Baby I’m right here, enjoy this moment with me why you worried about an IG when IM RIGHT HERE

This is one of the many reasons I never cared about social media bc you can never truly know what’s real and what’s fake and I ain’t got the time

Got drunk and started thinking about how many grown people in the US can’t read and it ruined my night 🙄😒😔☹️

Face pretty I know I could prolly win a pageant baby

My baby daddy a mechanic and his daddy and brothers LOVE me I’ll never be poor bitch 🙂‍↕️🙃

With my nigga every day it’s CHRISTMAS 🤪🥰😘

“Go ‘head and call that bank so I can shop ‘til I drop!”

Let me go ahead and tell everyone imma be late tomorrow

I just saw something that said beauty is more powerful than wisdom because wisdom means nothing if it isn’t applied, while beauty just… is. I gotta feeling that one is going to stick with me for life.

Got a new waxer and while we was yappin she asked what I do for a living so I told her I’m in the industry as well and this girl thought I was a 304 I was like no girl I mean cosmetology lol

Capricorn (mostly in work settings), Aries/Sagittarius, Cancer, and Libra

One of my stylists called me this morning mad bc she “been texting and calling me for weeks with no response” just to later apologize bc she realized she had the wrong number… smh that’s why you gotta be gracious even in upset so you don’t look stupid if you loud and wrong

Bc I’m definitely the baddie driving around in a Nissan with a car seat in the back 🫣

Every now and then when I’m riding round my city I think of the local nigga on here that said it’s always a bad bitch driving an Altima in our area and I be like damn I need to hurry up and get my BMW

“He can’t buy no shit for me if he gon end up turnin ‘round and actin like I owe him…”

Right now? Probably Tyrant

Waking up and choosing what I want to do and then doing it without any obstacles

How they treat strangers, service workers, and folks who can’t do nothing for them

I get drunk and start thinking I’m Beyoncé… commanding the stage and mesmerizing the audience

Gimme a whiskey or cognac neat or a tequila or gin with soda water