No, #R4Today, the question isn’t ‘should Congress have been consulted?’; it’s ‘why wasn’t Congress consulted?’

Got this shot from the top deck of the 141 to London Bridge yesterday morning. Looks distorted: it isn’t. #streetphotography #iphonephotography #londonphotography

Walking up Dean Street just now and spotted this beauty…

Coffee kiosk, Granary Square, that there London Town.

Easy: Bill Wyman married Mandy Smith. Bill Wyman’s son married Mandy Smith’s mum.

‘The shark wants to see Brody, Quint, and Hooper succeed…’ #TrumpMoron

Breaking news in the #DailyMail: random American bloke claims to have solved an American murder from 1947. This is the DM’s top story. No, for real.

Make a Bond movie more casual. Quantum of Solace, pet?

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

When Insanity Met Depravity

Note to news editors: using the term ‘Brown University’ without saying where it is is confusing for UK folks who do not have detailed knowledge of the US education system. Thank you.

It’s a great relief that Russia will wait for several years while we build up our defences instead of launching an attack while we’re so weak. What an honourable fellow, that President Putin. #bbcwato

Bloody hell, Michael Gove’s really let himself go… #c4news

My disabled son has a team of Nigerian care workers who look after him at home; there are Nigerian care workers at all three of the day settings he attends; and they are all brilliant. They’ve come over here on minimum wage to do jobs that English folks appear not to want. And I applaud them #bbcqt

Jesus, can’t we just deport all the c**ts, starting with that Reform tosser? #bbct

So the local environment agency in Kent has the power to close down the hugely profitable dumps run by organised crime gangs but they’re not doing anything about them? Hmm. I wonder why that could be? Sounds like a job for AC-12… #c4news

These resident doctors complaining about their pay compared to 2008: how many of them were actually working as such in 2008? Surely everyone starting since then knew what they were signing up to? #r4today

Er, if schools go to a 4-day week, what about the parents stuck in a 5-day week? www.theguardian.com/education/20...

Boris fucking Johnson. What a disgrace. #prisoner951

Amazing. Someone on the media saying that Motability vehicles are far from free and have to be paid for out of PIP. First time I’ve heard anyone say this - it’s as if many so-called journalists don’t understand what they’re talking about. #newsnight

No, Fiona Bruce. The conclusions of the Covid inquiry are not Baroness Hallett’s ‘opinion’ - they’re the conclusions of the inquiry. #bbcqt

For fuck sake will people stop conflating people in small boats who aren’t eligible for asylum with immigrants who live and work here in all parts of the economy and country. It’s simple. Not eligible for asylum, return. Everyone else who’s here to contribute, cool. #bbcqt

Pop quiz! How long does it take to remove the word ‘Trump’ from millions of pages of documents? www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

New Bond film title released: The Man With the Golden LinkedIn Profile. #r4pm

There’s only one way to stop people wanting to come to the UK: change the language. People come here because they already speak English, thanks to our colonial past. And no matter what cruelties the government threatens, the pull of English will remain. #r4today

The appalling Laila Cunningham on #Newsnight - yet another moronic politician who would quite happily deport her own parents!

Shock news as the government appears to get something right… www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...

Special Relationship latest… www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

At least when the next election rolls round and the economy’s completely fucked because Labour was too frit to put up taxes, they’ll still win because, you know, 4 years earlier they kept a stupid promise they’d made in their manifesto. #BBCnews

We can certainly trust the BBC to keep on promoting Reform… #bbcqt

Stumbled across Antony Gormley’s Falling Man at Portland quarry yesterday…

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Which one is more English?

The Arsehole Formerly Known As Prince… www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Please spare a thought at this difficult time for Fiona Bruce and ‘academic’ Matt Goodwin. #bbcqt #bbcnews

They’ve found a 40-year old spider lost on the Isle of Wight? Strewth! #r4today

Donald Trump: Best in Show

Er, the BBC is billing Nadine Dorries as ‘Daily Mail Columnist’ but she’s blathering on about Reform as if she’s actually a Reform representative… #bbcqt

Back to the auld house #McMorrissey

Motability does not help you buy a car, #R4Today - it helps eligible people lease a vehicle. I pay a hefty deposit on my son’s wheelchair-adapted van, plus monthly payments from his disability benefits. Without it, he would be literally trapped in my house. Motability is essential.

Phew! Thanks for clarifying that, Naples Airport! #ToiletSigns #WhatThe

A selection of paths in Atrani… #Italy #Atrani #TravelPhotography #iPhonePhotography #MobilePhotography

Heidi Alexander quoted here claiming that American driverless taxis will bring jobs to the UK. Er, how does that pan out for London cabbies, Heidi? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Sitting on my rooftop terrace in Atrani. A cruise ship moors up outside Amalfi. My Facebook feed shows me the exact same ship. How the hell does the algorithm know that?

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

What’s going on, #bbcnews, #r4today, #bbcwato? Jenrick’s talking complete bollocks. His video of his ‘no white faces’ trip to Birmingham shows nothing of the sort. In fact, it’s stuffed with more white folks than non-white folks! Open the window and check if it’s raining, etc…

‘The harassment of our veterans’? What on earth is the idiotic Badenoch going on about? #r4today

The frog-faced fuckwit Farage is right: Reform’s policies are not racist. They’re racist AND xenophobic. #r4today