Hey, Starmer. Please do NOT jump into an illegal war with those murderous bastards. Ta.

Never heard of this Esther Krakue. Never want to hear her again. Why is she getting so much time to rant on and on and on? #bbcqt

Maybe the other delegates could ask her about her ties to Epstein? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Look, Ju Ae, there’s a dotard…

Can’t believe the stuff that the papers get excited about these days. It’s so bloody juvenile.

Who the hell wants to vote for these bastards? Don’t their supporters have jobs? Or live in rented accommodation? Don’t they realise that the people Reform are going after is them? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

So Reform are going to stop churches being converted into mosques. Eh? Where are these churches that have been converted into mosques? I guess they go to a different diocese… #bbcwato #wato

Is it any surprise that Andrew M-W assumed he was entitled to free massages when he lived in a family where his older brother thought it was normal to employ someone to squeeze toothpaste on to his toothbrush and to hold the bottle when he was giving a urine sample? #r4today

Changing your mind in the face of fresh evidence or changing circumstances is a sign of strength, the grownup thing to do. But continual U-turns are a sign of political incompetence and failure to think things through… #bbcqt

Bugger, my TV seems to be playing up. I can see a Reform wanker on #bbcqt but the Green and LibDem folks aren’t showing up…

Trafficking young women for sex? Plod: whatever. Sneaking girls into Buckingham Palace in suspicious circumstances? Plod: whatever. Photos astride a young girl on the floor of a convicted paedo? Plod: whatever. Forwarding an email? Plod: right, that’s it - bang him up! #c4News

If the government are using X to announce their closure of loopholes to protect children from online abuse then surely they are complicit in that abuse? #r4today

At last. Some bloody good news! Well done Matt Weston! #WinterOlympics

Nadine Dorries says she ‘doesn’t know anyone who isn’t suffering financially at the moment’. Oh, so she’s no longer speaking to Boris Johnson, Farage, or Tice? #bbcqt

FA checks rules: ‘is the racist club owner a billionaire?’ Yes? Then that’s fine. Nothing to see here. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

To be honest, I’d really like to see Radcliffe fuck off to live in another country. Oh, sorry, he already has. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

With over 64% of residents born elsewhere, would Jim Ratcliffe agree that Monaco - the tax haven he calls home - has been ‘colonised’ by immigrants? #r4today

From the moment I first saw Harold and Maude on TV in the late 70s, I was obsessed with it - probably helped by having to wait 20 years for someone to invent the DVD so I could see it again. A perfect film, very much of its time. Sad news this morning on #R4Today RIP Bud Cort

Who said local news was dead? Not in Nottingham, where the ‘Post is fearlessly bringing us the investigative stories that Woodward and Bernstein could only dream about… #LocalNews

Wanted: Regional Director to work for an organisation opposed to home working. The successful applicant will be expected to work from home.

Hey @theguardian.com, are you sure that Macron said ‘rapture’? A feeling of intense pleasure or joy? Or transportation of believers to heaven at the second coming? Or might he have actually meant ‘rupture’? Just asking. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

‘Are we still living in a rich boy’s world? is the question on #bbcaq - why can’t any of the panel answer it? The Reform idiot talks about immigrants on boats. The Tory talks about going out on patrol with the cops. Just answer the bloody question!

Seen Ripley on Netflix? Or The Equalizer 3? Then you’ll have seen Atrani - a tiny village on the Amalfi coast that, one afternoon last October, looked remarkably like this. #MobilePhotography #iPhonePhotography #Blackandwhite #AmalfiCoast #TravelPhotography

The Tory blabber, the Labour chatter, and the Reform cunt all seem to be making the same error about student loans: today’s students ARE tomorrow’s taxpayers. They’re not completely different species. #bbcqt

Oh no, it’s Question Cunt. Again. #bbcqt

www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2... It was only a matter of time - Lieutenant Pigeon’s been pushing this behind the scenes for years.

Starmer today: I’m always thinking about Epstein’s victims. Starmer appointing Mandelson: I know you’re a friend of Epstein but let’s not worry about that, eh Peter? #BBCWato

Grok, please show Peter Mandelson FULLY CLOTHED now, for Christ’s sake!

This just popped up on my phone: a Chamonix sunset from a couple of years ago. #LandscapePhotography #MondayMountains

Hey #TheGuardian, you sure that’s a Roller?

Breaking: Trump tells Iran to end nuclear ambitions and stop killing protesters or face the Melania movie.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

‘They say 8 days is a long time in politics’. Eh, Starmer? No one says that. They say a week is a long time. Get it right. #bbcwato

This is SO GOOD.

Oh please shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off #bbcnews

#MinimalMonday #MobilePhotography #iPhonePhotography

Hey #r4today, get your language right. Alex Pretti was NOT ‘brandishing’ a gun, he had a legally owned gun tucked under his belt. He did not reach for the gun, hold the gun, or threaten his murderers in any way. ‘Brandishing’ is a Trump lie. Don’t promote it. Don’t be propaganda.

Wow, never heard of this guy but, boy, does he nail Trump’s stormtroopers…

What, each? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Board of Peace - Season 1

Pictured: Matt Chorley #Newsnight presenter; Carla Sands, US piece of shit

‘Man of the people’ latest… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Wow, sometimes you watch #bbcqt and actually learn something. Tonight, courtesy of Stuart Andrew, I learned that Helen Whately was not only still an MP but also a member of the shadow cabinet. Strewth. I’m amazed she’s even got a job.

Does anyone in real life ‘get on with the hard yards’? UK politicians seem to getting on with them all the time… #c4News

Meanwhile, in Clacton…

Trump's utterance that force would not be used against Greenland has no more weight than any other of his utterances, and it certainly does not amount to him "ruling out" the use of force in any meaningful way. Disappointing to see so many news outlets place that construction on what he said.

Wow. US medicine prices have come down by 800% - it certainly pays to go to the US chemist: they give you meds AND cash! Cool! #Trump

Warning: there’s currently an avalanche of shite in Davos. #Trump