i badly want to use this app again but what do you even do here 😔

im still alive gang

changed my app language to turkish because i need to learn at least enough to communicate a little before my sisters wedding and some of the UI is still in english? odd

just saw people talk about egge and i RAN. im ancom on there as well :]

posting evidence of kade bullying at the expense of doing a hairline reveal 💔💔💔 this is what i deal with. everyday

toyhouse codes. go crazy. mutual? follower? rando? idc take it if you want dzj7EjPkLp urU0BKKmXg aqhNGXw33x zWZxk1YcoS i have 139 that arent generated so if these all get used just ask me ill get you one

i was looking through my old texts fucking throwback to 2022 when i was slacking off at work and my mum found out because she added me on roblox 😔

ive been giving people on youtube toyhouse codes because i have just under 150 so if anyone wants one or knows anyone else who does pleeease hmu what do i even do with this many. what do i doo

EVERY SINGLE YEAR

this bus adventure has sent me through all 7 stages of grief WHO IS WATCHING AI NARRATORS EXPLAINING FAMILY GUY EPISODES OUT LOUD ON FULL VOLUME

physically im a 23 year old man drinking energy drinks at 7pm on the bus but mentally im 10 years old writing quotev creepypasta fanfic on my dads laptop while hes showing me his new copy of skyrim and we're waiting for the shooting stars to start ☹️

aaarrrrgg i was joking with my friends that if i dont check im going to get on the bus that only goes halfway AND GUESS WHAT BUS I JUST REALISED IM ON

i said i was bored so my friend is just making me walk his dog 😭😭😭 help

getting ads on reddit to become a fucking police officer 🙏 no

dawg texting me like a supervillain sat in an office chair twirling his moustache

dear liberals: if the bus i need to get is supposed to come every 15 minutes, why does my app say the next one is in 20 minutes? curious 🤔

randomly been missing 🍪 for the past week but i just remembered they 100% unironically, wholeheartedly, GENUINELY believed the conspiracy theory that bob ross was a serial killer and his paintings were the locations of his victims bodies. and they got extremely defensive about it

why did this guy call me 4 times just to ask me if i want to play fall guys

speaking of vent anyone remember YEARSSS ago when the cat set came out and people were saying not to use it because the colour was hurting peoples eyes? yeah i was the one saying the set made my eyes hurt. it didnt. i was just bored and i felt like lying. sorry from like 8 years in the future

one thing im gonna miss about vent is joking about my deadname all the time. i cant leak it anymore because if anyone irl found this account theyd know it was me but i have the funniest deadname in the world just trust me on that. iykyk

please say no 🏴

now i know how the post office works everyone give me your address if you want me to send stupid shit to your house (this is a joke only because i think i may die if i have to pay any more extortionate shipping fees)

as a frequent stupid dream haver i can always tell when people are faking their stupid dreams. no you did not have a dream that "eminem came out as trans and changed her name to feminem" thats just a meme you stole from someone else and put "i dreamt" in front of it. GET REAL

🤓 told me to come on vc at 7:30 but he isnt here so i think it would be reasonable if i killed him

i got the parcel dropped off btw. im not telling them how much it was in case they feel bad but £12.40 TO SEND A TEENY LENORMAND DECK AND SOME SMALL CRYSTALS TO AMERICA 😭 TOTAL WORTH OF LIKE £5 CONTENTS. GET OUTTTTT

love it when im transcribing diaries in work and the writer just starts insulting everyone. "the cavalryman is NOT a good walker" yeah you tell his ass man

gotta drop off my parcel after work ooorghhghhh

counsellor: what does feeling better look like to you me, trying to think of literally anything other than "i need ⌚️ to die the most violent death to mankind: UUUUHHHUHHHHHHHUHHHHUHHHHUHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHH

am i just losing it or does anyone else feel like a lot of NPD "positivity" written by people who don't have it are usually a little. errrr. backhanded. but i cant even complain because at least they dont see us as scary evil abusers. i GUESS

me locking myself in my room and blocking it off to hide from the people asking me when im going to get my second ear pierced (THE ANSWER IS NEVER!!!!!! ASYMMETRY TIL I DIE!!!!)

why are youtubers going back to calling everything "degenerate" again like its 2016. atp im immediately rolling my eyes whenever i hear it uttered

if only 💔

me when sidorovich (my mother) sends me to the zone (asda) to collect artifacts (do the weekly shopping)

i bought a gift for my american qpp and i forgot how painful international shipping is NOOOO [falls to my knees]

having a beard is sensory hell but every time i shave it the ginger patch expands. im the single most tortured man alive

Get off of that site, seriously.

ive missed the bus two days in a row because it just showed up early for no reason i might just start killing

gonna be real im so tired of 🪰 claiming the reason i never get as upset around anyone else is because im "masking" around them and it has absolutely nothing to do with her being an abusive asshat. WHATEVER helps you sleep at night bro

thinking about the time i got a callout on instagram at age 13 because i stole someones garfield meme

session 2 of counselling: my counsellor got visibly upset when i talked about how 🪰 treats me. sory

i own greenland now since no one could behave. its mine

iodine allergy is embarrassing af like how is my immune system allergic to something on the fucking periodic table 😭 get out of here bro

??? grown ass man making fun of how i walk while im just trying to go to work. sorry i didnt realise balding middle aged men were now primary school students

how it feels seeing all my friends on vc but im busy

never let him cook again

i think faded tattoos look hard af, actually

friend tried to buy fucking £45 ariana grande perfume for his gf and his card declined so i paid for him and he bank transferred me £44.99 back. man get your goofy ass out of here. bro has a 1p debt

me when I want my economy to crash in Victoria 3