my friend, Alec, had this album... as we were two fifteen-year-old boys it seemed very sexy... and the epitome of a man's success...

#20: Sheena Easton / Take My Time / 1981 #PicturesOnRecordSleevesIWantedToScrew

#49: Elaine Paige / Sitting Pretty / 1978 #PicturesOnRecordSleevesIWantedToScrew

today's diary of a madman...

Fulton Mackay was so cool... www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqBM...

Rumpole of the Bailey... it was shite then, it's shite now. M'lud!

Lithium, in Court! The Honourable Charles Trippledik: "Mister Lithium, I find no evidence has been proven against you. You are free to leave this court."

JOHN FOXX PLAZA On the Plaza We're dancing slowly, lit like photographs www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6uX...

JOHN FOXX ON THE PLAZA

The Human Jungle I remember my eldest nephew telling me, after a trip across America, the one place he would NEVER revisit would be New York. He told me that if I thought London was big (I do), New York is London on steroids. Sounds fucking horrible.

there is drone - and then there is Klaus Schulze drone... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MGz...

The Reverend Cakebread (Anthony Sharp, 1974): "Well, I suppose I should say English lady parts... But I'm going to surprise you and say Brazilian arsehole... More tea, Miss Carvalho?"

Gary Numan - Noise Noise (with Thereza Bazar; 1982) What's it to you Going down boys Like a screw in the wall My lovers never leave in love Play war like marines Just noise noise www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y31...

Gary Numan - Moral (with Roger Taylor; 1981) Matthew's mother. The change disturbs me You're everybody's friend. Age, I suppose www.youtube.com/watch?v=SilA...

another random pic of the spunky TS Thaysa Carvalho, just because...

way back in 1981, Omen III: The Final Conflict was the first movie I saw him in... I liked Sam Neill www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJnS...

Anna Pavaga - Heart

a random pic of the fabulous TS Thaysa Carvalho, just because...

TS THAYSA CARVALHO AS DARTH THAYSA STAR WARS

Rick and Vyvyan 🤣

TS THAYSA CARVALHO AS DARTH THAYSA STAR WARS

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gotta be in my top 5 movies for 2026... go see it

TS THAYSA CARVALHO AS ADMIRAL THAYSA STAR WARS

💔 russian guided bomb attack on Sumy. At least 5 people have been killed, including a child. Another 30 people were injured. A child should never be part of a death toll. Behind every number is a family whose life has been torn apart forever. Please keep Sumy in your thoughts today🙏

Melena Maria Rya www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANkd...

Derek & Clive Clive: "I went to Dolly Trumpet's funeral the other day." Derek: "Norm's wife? I didn't know she was dead." Clive: "Yeah, she fell off a ladder and broke her neck - stupid cow." Derek: "What a fucking stupid bitch." Clive: "Yeah, I had a respectful wank over her coffin." Derek: "Nice."

Mustafa Pee: "It is written that the bastard infidels will be made to learn that a goat is for life, not just for Christmas. By Allah, I swear it!"

Irakli Nadar

today's rather restrained thoughts...

all this just from oatmeal and mushrooms... daviddellacroce.bandcamp.com/album/collec...

today's somewhat random thoughts...

#Top5ComicStripPresents www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoqt...

Today, I donated. Because it is Ukraine who are doing all the heavy lifting, and not us.

Graham Chapman: "Shot, poisoned, hung, stabbed, set ablaze, drowned, drawn and quartered - the bastard didn't know when he was well off..."

Paul Plank: "I mean... Jo Cocks, shot AND stabbed... well it's very Monty Python, isn't it..."

Mike Hunt: "Yeah, Ann Widdecombe offered to show me her tits, but I told her they weren't the policies I was looking for."

Phonecalls From The Dead A phone rings, someone lifts the receiver and listens... "This is Ann Widdecombe speaking... I never lost my virginity... no one would fuck me..." (the weeping voice slowly fades away...)

I have a horrible feeling that, in some way, the police are looking after their own... Wayne Couzens (scum)

"Hey, Vader baby... are we the bad guys?" ADMIRAL GAGA STAR WARS

Molly Belle Wright

yeah... it was okay... kind of... www.youtube.com/watch?v=avC5...

Sexy Sheena Bathory... www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBb4...

Ukrainian defenders spotted a damaged vehicle on the road Druzhkivka near Donetsk, with brothers-in-arms trapped inside under russian fire. Every minute could have been their last. But they did not leave their own behind.

QOL I saw a black lady, in an NHS tunic, holding a phone and listening to music on her earphones - she is dancing while waiting for another nurse to arrive. The patient is a guy in his early fifties... 4 times a day to get his nappy changed. Voluntary euthanasia should be a right, for all of us.

'How Do You Solve a Problem Like Katerina?' (Tikhonova) www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cH9...

Enola Holmes 3: I liked the Malta setting, and the movie was okay... but Moriarty (a black woman - I can go along with that) giving a lecture to Enola Holmes about the stain of The British Empire was just woke ad nauseam. I'm proud of what we once were; not what we are now.

Thaysa Carvalho 'Trust Your Struggle'

Timmy Mallett (DJ/Presenter, North Norfolk Digital): "Any plans for a 'Wacaday' weekend, Alan?" Alan Partridge (DJ/Presenter, North Norfolk Digital): "Yes Timmy, I'll be judging a refreshing alternative to Miss World - with my two Trans pals, Korra Del Rio and Thaysa Carvalho."