A nice relaxed coolish afternoon watching Americans lose it at airports on YouTube, convinced it's working better than my head meds! 😉🤪

It's 2 million degrees cooler than yesterday and it rained! Woohoo! I can go outside without frying or turning into a fucking puddle! 😋

🥵 like a 🥤🌬️🍑!

Lost count of how many times I've read the top 2 books or watched the dvds. As for the other book, my fave pics are from the 40's and 50's, some of the men are so handsome and could have been the A&F models of their day.

I can honestly say that I fucking hate flat pack! 😡😋

If you decide to lose it and buy flat pack this just might be the best 25 quid you can spend.

Can't put it off any more, time to put the TV stand together! 😕

How can you go to IKEA for missing parts and lunch and end up spending 50 quid! 🤷

When in IKEA! 😉😋👍

Off to IKEA to pick up the missing bits from my order, well they did offer to post them but it's an excuse to get meatballs and a hotdog! 😉😋

🤣. The IKEA chat bot pretends to type when you answer his questions! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just found 10er in the washing machine, good our money is plastic now! 😋

30 years ago! 😳. I'd been in Manchester for 7 months, saw it go off from my balcony and felt the ripple of the shock wave go through the flat I was living in at the time. BBC News - Bride ran to find her groom after 1996 Manchester IRA bomb - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@thebhf.bsky.social You are the most ungrateful charity there is, I've just given a load of kitchen electrical items and a 2 year old dishwasher but you won't take a box of assorted crockery because "they won't take things that don't have a name on they can sell" You'll get no more from me! 🤬

Nice new shiny slimline dishwasher and 150 quid off because of a small dent in the side which you can't actually see as its at the back! My old one was full size and I wasn't getting the use out of it. If you're looking for a washing machine or dishwasher can definitely recommend Haier. Has WiFi! 😛

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This is fucking obscene! 🤬 BBC News - Elon Musk becomes world's first trillionaire as SpaceX soars in stock market debut - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

After a check up from the neck up a few days ago my new head meds are certainly having strange effects, I've gotten up 3 times this morning and I'm still not sure whether I'm actually up and about! 😴🤣😂

😉😋😂

Having a can't be arsed scruff day!

Yeah I know they're pink! 😋😘

100 quid for a pair of 574's, you taking the piss!

Apparently we had storms overnight, not sure how I missed them as I didn't get a wink of sleep! 🤷

What's that you say? That's a cola bottle ice lolly, bloody lovely! 😋

If I drink any more water, fruit juice or squash I'm going to drown from the inside! 🥵

As my head meds are not working their best today it's a good job I'm not at work as the bitch who constantly moans about work, her kids and her ex husband would be be getting a full volume "SHUT THE FUCK UP" 🤬

I switched the fan off for 10 seconds and turned into a puddle! 🥴

Going to be another warm one, be careful out there! 🌞🥵

Ah summer! I love the 🌞 but the 🌞 hates me. I love the warmth but the warmth hates me. Makes me 🥵 like a🥤🌬️🍑 I take pills for 🥵 problem, sigh! Said pills make me dehydrated, so I 🥛 more Which in turn makes me piss more! Ah summer! This older and wiser bollocks is a con!

Just out of the oven! Sausage & Baked Beans sausage rolls! Mini sausage rolls to use up pastry. 😋

🥤🌬️🍑! 🥵

It's 32°. 🥵

Just said thank you to Alexa, you know because I'm nice like that and he came back with "you're welcome and enjoy the rest of your day". By the way I've said thank you loads of time to it but it's never replied before! 😳

Off for a nap, then I might make sausage rolls! 😋

My fave thing to watch on YouTube at the minute is Americans losing it the airport and getting arrested and acting surprised when they are because they couldn't shut the fuck up!

We're getting to that "should I" time of year again, should I wear a speedo to the beach or pool, should I wear a thong to the beach, should I go on a nude beach, should I wear a jock to the gym! Millions of men have done this before you without needing anyones approval and neither do you!

Can't say "you have more holidays than Judith Chalmers" anymore, RIP Judith.

It's Monday, it's raining but it's a 3 day week so all is good! 😋

Weather, make your mind up, either piss it down or piss off! 😑

Thankus fuckus it's Friday! 👍

5 can't come fast enough! 🥱

Getting to that time of year were you have to dress for 4 seasons in on day! 🤔

It's an old one for bum day! 😉😋

Two ways to Urmston!

Chopped, cropped and trimmed in all the right places! Something, something gay powers! 💈 🪒 ✂️ 😉

Guys if you're wanting chino shorts then try M&S, they've got them in 3 different lengths, knee, mid and balls hanging out length, only 20 quid! They also have gym shorts with a 3 inch inseam! 🤪

Let's see what all the fuss is about! 😋

Par for the course! Pew, pew! 😋

Warm innit! 🌞

Monday again! 😕 but it's only a 3 day week and 2 days next week! 😛