hmmm

Human is back after leaving us for 50 years so I'm following her around to make sure they don't get any ideas

This is proof that I was in the human's lap the entire time :))

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED and totally didn't happen seconds before I left Maggie on her own

Hanging out with my bestie

Sorry to all my wonderful fans about my absence. The human brought in a stray that doesn't seem interested in being friends so they have been hiding in her room since their arrival

I wanted to hang out in my favorite spot in the house (The Tub™) but the human was clearly drowning in there so now I'm on the counter

I must be in the tub (again) and SCREAM

Dumped the tub for the pool side.... Then Trouble interrupted my photoshoot 😐

I love confusing the humans

Hanging out in the human's roommate's room just because

Choose chaos. Step on your human's roommate's clean clothes

Can you believe my human went to work even after I sat on her keys

The humans don't have to know we hang out

No, I'm not in the way

I've escaped the house!!!!

Human just remembered that I was not in the September 12th litter, my real birthday is in 2 weeks so I got extra treats for no reason 💀

Happy birthday to my passed siblings too

Happy Birthday to me!!!!

No, we aren't friends. What are you talking about?

Get yourself a box so you can keep your humans up at night

Human has the day off so I'm making the best of it

Chewy has arrived!!! #Caturday

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #238: If you STOP purring—or NEVER did—humans may take you to a VET. Maybe you didn’t LEARN to purr, your THROAT isn’t able to, you use MEOWS instead, you want to be left ALONE…or you’re stressed or ill (based on your behavior). Just relax, kitty; let your HUMANS worry!”

No pictures right now, I just caught my human with another cat. This is deeply troubling

Yoo is welcom.

stop everything you're doing and give me attention NEOW!!!

i love the camera

Eepy